Sam Talbot: Mega Slut
My world crumbled into ten million pieces yesterday after learning that Sam Talbot from "Top Chef 2" got engaged to some skank who doesn't understand him the way I do. Thankfully, I pulled it together with a little help from my friends Bartles & Jaymes. Don't judge! Exotic Berry tastes like nectar from the gods.
Anywhore, after learning that Sam got engaged, a bunch of chicks have come forward claiming he's the whoriest whore who ever whored. One girl told Page Six, "He's a dog. He told me I was his girlfriend, and then my friend went to the opening of Surf Lodge and was introduced to another woman he called his girlfriend. There are girls all over with him."
A few Dlisted birdies also wrote me saying that they fucked or knew a bitch who fucked Sam within the past few months.
It makes me feel better knowing that Sam knows he is a hot piece and is sharing his hotness with the world. I bet he's also sharing the creatures living in his genitals. Hey, it's a small price to pay and that's what RID is for.
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"he's the whoriest whore who ever whored"
Poetry.
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Ahhh. He must be the blind vice. Can't remember if it was from Ted C. or Crazy Days and Nights. But one of them had a story about a dude who was dating or engaged to someone, but he didn't want her to find out about all the horz he had on the side. Sounds like they found their douche. lol
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I guess I'm the only chick who doesn't find him even remotely attractive.
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Yeah, but my God! What a breakfast he could make the next day.
Well, just because he had more than one woman doesn't mean he didn't use a rubber!!! He doesn't have to have cooties. If he had looked at me cross eyed, I would have dropped my panties. The boy is HOT and he can cook. What more can a girl want?
He has that "whorey whore" vibe about him. Bet he's unfaithful as a husband too.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
I wouldn't trust a chick wearing that many bracelets, much less a guy.