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Matthew Broderick and SJP just so happened to run into the paps as they left a restaurant together in NYC last night. Please, you know those bitches texted the paps. I would say call, but who does that anymore?
Last week, Star Magazine claimed Matthew is having an affair with a chick. Yes, a woman. A biological woman. Obviously, since SJP and Matthew are out together, this must mean their marriage is just peachy.
I'm surprised Matthew didn't grab SJP, dip her, suck on her pony lips, and declare his love for her in front of everyone. Shit, they should have just done fuckey fuckey times in front of the paps, so everyone would know that their marriage isn't in the troff.
And what is going on with Matthew? He used to be semi-cute, right? Now he just looks like he spends way too much time in his basement, watching really kinky gay porn while eating an entire box of Vanilla Wafers.
Also, I didn't know they were Buddhists. Isn't the white string a Buddhist thing? I should become a Buddhist. I like white strings.
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I think the announcement may come soon that they are calling it quits. They don't look happy.
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Ama - he does look pretty good, last I saw him he had a paunch and a sweater wrapped around his neck. Not a good look.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 5:13pm.
she got a nose job a while back....goodplasticsurgery.com has her "work"
alright guys, I'm out...have a good afternoon...
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OnT: I didnt know Matthew killed someone, I drive drunk alot, but I dont want to hurt anyone, im just looking to hurt myself.....sometimes I thinkk it would be so easy to just go off this overpass....I wonder if Matthew is thinking the same things...
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At least he's lost weight. That's all I got.
I used to love Matthew Broderick, but I recently learned he killed someone drunk driving or some shit and got away with it, so now I don't know.
And SJP is rather unfortunate looking, but she works what she has and can look very striking and almost beautiful in her class and elegance. She seems kinda bitchy and shrewy tho.
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She looks pretty good? Is that possible? Did anyone believe that story? I don't remember.
I always thought white strings were associated with tampons.
omgg...it does look like a new pony nose!!!!!!!
she got a nose job a while back....goodplasticsurgery.com has her "work"
alright guys, I'm out...have a good afternoon...
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hookah- not to split hairs here, but I've been to Laos and Cambodia more times than I can count (for work)..anyhoo..I've never seen/heard of white strings in asia. Been to many wats/buddhist blessings etc...many buddhist friends. I still think its a western thing. No biggie...just curious...
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i guess it depends some wats do it and some don't, i got mine from Vietnam. But I think you can google "white Buddhist string" and something will probably pop up. anywho no problem, no offense taken!
Is it just me or does it look like she got a nose job??
MB looks like he's about two chromosomes away from suffering from Downs syndrome. And as for SJP, that's nothing that a feedbag of oats cant fix...
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hookah- not to split hairs here, but I've been to Laos and Cambodia more times than I can count (for work)..anyhoo..I've never seen/heard of white strings in asia. Been to many wats/buddhist blessings etc...many buddhist friends. I still think its a western thing. No biggie...just curious...
Wow, amazing what removing a witch mole can do to you. I think she looks way better...but she still has the horsey thing going on. Oh well
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Submitted by hookah88 on July 31, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Squash Posh on July 31, 2008 - 4:45pm.
The white string is a buddhist thing?! Must be a western buddhist thing because I've lived in China and Thailand and no one is wearing strings?
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So what is buddhism....ive been looking for a new religion....
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Has he been in Europe lately getting fucked by his boyfriend out in the open like Sieena, how do they know he's gay? Not like we don't know, but I am just wondering.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Matthew Broderick and SJP just so happened to run into the paps as they left a restaurant together in NYC last night. Please, you know those bitches texted the paps.
Judging by their reaction here, I'd say *SJP* texted the paps but "forgot" to tell Matthew.
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She kinda looks like Sheryl Crow in the first pic and why does Mathew Brod face looks the same in all 5 picss
That purse is banging is though
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
THE WHITE THING IS ACTUALLY JUST HAY FOR THE PONY IF SHE GETS HUNGARY ON THE WAY HOME!!
I think they planted the Star story in an attempt to take heat off his gay reality.
A British paper published a piece today with "sources" claiming they've been living separate lives for a while, are just sticking together for the tyke.
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Whorseface is gonna donkey kick his balls off. Heee HAWWWWWW!! Her face looks like god clicked and dragged thats why shes ugly. She looks like she modeled for those giant Easter Island busts. Look, all im saying is oval faces are creepy Robertoooo
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Submitted by Squash Posh on July 31, 2008 - 4:45pm.
The white string is a buddhist thing?! Must be a western buddhist thing because I've lived in China and Thailand and no one is wearing strings?
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It's mostly done in Laos,Cambodian,and Vietnamese cultures, I think.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on July 31, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Actually, Matt looks pretty good; he looks like he's lost weight. SJP looks a little dowdy.
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SJP was old when sex and the city was new, her oldness was always really distracting when I watched the show. I think I would have liked it more if they had someone much younger looking on...
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I have never liked Matthew, something about his smug ass face. Seems like he is hiding something dirty.
These two are about as interesting as oatmeal. Plain oatmeal, no blueberries or bananas. They make the Ben Afflecks look like an acid trip. Anyway, I really don't care who he's fucking, as long as it ain't me.
My kitties must be Buddhist to, they like white string.
I smell divorce brewin'.
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I Love SJP. The Pony thing is getting so old, She's off beat, rich, and seems very happy with her life. I wish her the best. Him too....I guess.
oh and I would so shoot that pony for that purse. And he looks supremely guilty in that top pic.
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That is one pissed off looking pony.
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Actually, Matt looks pretty good; he looks like he's lost weight. SJP looks a little dowdy.
The white string is a buddhist thing?! Must be a western buddhist thing because I've lived in China and Thailand and no one is wearing strings?
Damage Control anyone?
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yeah the white string is a Buddhist thing, i wear one. but i think they are Jewish.
anywho sjp looks great, i don't understand the whole she's not attractive thing.