Fancy Meeting You Here
Matthew Broderick and SJP just so happened to run into the paps as they left a restaurant together in NYC last night. Please, you know those bitches texted the paps. I would say call, but who does that anymore?
Last week, Star Magazine claimed Matthew is having an affair with a chick. Yes, a woman. A biological woman. Obviously, since SJP and Matthew are out together, this must mean their marriage is just peachy.
I'm surprised Matthew didn't grab SJP, dip her, suck on her pony lips, and declare his love for her in front of everyone. Shit, they should have just done fuckey fuckey times in front of the paps, so everyone would know that their marriage isn't in the troff.
And what is going on with Matthew? He used to be semi-cute, right? Now he just looks like he spends way too much time in his basement, watching really kinky gay porn while eating an entire box of Vanilla Wafers.
Also, I didn't know they were Buddhists. Isn't the white string a Buddhist thing? I should become a Buddhist. I like white strings.
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Submitted by DivasGone on July 31, 2008 - 3:31pm.
He wasn't drunk. He was just a crappy driver. He veered into the wrong lane and has never been able to explain why... He got off with a slap on the wrist.
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thanx Diva, I didn't know the details (was too lazy to google). Not that that is much better, but at least he didn't get drunk and deliberately get behind the wheel, kill someone, and then get away with it.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by i_heart_jack on July 31, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Apparently it's a Buddhist tradition in Laos
Cool. Never seen or heard that before.
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I can haz a hint?
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on July 31, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 6:29pm.
You are dead to me.
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Thats the third time someone has said that to me today. Praytell, what is the best, most effcient way of offing yourself......my friend wants to know.
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 2:13pm.
I used to love Matthew Broderick, but I recently learned he killed someone drunk driving or some shit and got away with it, so now I don't know.
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He wasn't drunk. He was just a crappy driver. He veered into the wrong lane and has never been able to explain why... He got off with a slap on the wrist.
I can't believe Ferris Bueller is 46!
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Oh you sad doll. Pathetic troll sad doll.
Sorry your mamma did crack when birthin' ya.
Be off before a house lands on you.
You are dead to me.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Apparently it's a Buddhist tradition in Laos:
http://www.googlelaos.com/whitestrings.html
Good god, when did he get such a horse head? Looks like they are at the Belmont stakes "and it's SJP by a nose ...a very, very long nose"
lol at a low-rent twinkie fancying itself an "eclair" (the difference is in the cream filling).
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Trough, it is t-r-o-u-g-h
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 -
Mmmmmmm.....I feel like a long, chocolate, cream filled eclair.....
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You speak and type like you have the IQ of a
chocolate cream filled eclair.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
They're discussing the custody and child support payments. She will agree not to out MB if he agrees not to ask for alimony. She will agree to raise James masculinely if he agrees not to raise him femininely.
Once they work out the kinks (pun intended), they will announce a mutually amicable divorce and beg everyone for privacy during this trying and emotional time in their lives.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 2:43pm.
I like you miss Kravitz.....you sent me a song once.....I told you you were my best friend here. Are we still friends?
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We can be friends if you leave Viva alone and get some help.
I just fell outta my chair Mrs. K. You are a gem!
MB is looking kinda good here. Don't shoot!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 6:08pm
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just curious, what does this mean in english? Love Angelina used to always write in french.....
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Holy Shit. Ferris Bueller is fucking awesome.
In case someone hasn't said this already, white string is not a Buddhist thing.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 2:43pm.
I like you miss Kravitz.....you sent me a song once.....I told you you were my best friend here. Are we still friends?
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We can be friends if you leave Viva alone and get some help.
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I dont bother viva...I dont know what you people are talking about. Show me two things that arent in good humor where someone might think, hey this is something that could bother viva
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Even My Little Pony look-a-likes don't deserve to get cheated on. I hope it's not true.
I still think they're all right.
Prediction: She will call it quits in September or October and move to California. They will call it a mutual breakup. The publicist will announce that they still love each other, but they are not 'in love' and that they are better off friends. I see her moving for some reason. JMHO!!!!!
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Here's the article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1039959/Sarah-Jessica-Parke...
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There are many people who, through no fault of their own, are sane. It's up to folks like you & me who are out of our tiny little minds to help these souls overcome their sanity.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 2:43pm.
I like you miss Kravitz.....you sent me a song once.....I told you you were my best friend here. Are we still friends?
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We can be friends if you leave Viva alone and get some help.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Pearl necklace
ahahaaahaaaa :D
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 5:49pm.
Viva!
Oh god the horror! I HATE those couples that dress alike!!
They tend to migrate to zoos and amusement parks.
"We is goin to the zoo today. We has to wear the bleck t-shirts w/the white jean-shorts, da black converse shoes and red n bleck trucker caps."
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You sayin viva goes to the zoo alot?
I guess she would fit in perfectly with all the animals...the cute animals.
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Viva!
Oh god the horror! I HATE those couples that dress alike!!
They tend to migrate to zoos and amusement parks.
"We is goin to the zoo today. We has to wear the bleck t-shirts w/the white jean-shorts, da black converse shoes and red n bleck trucker caps."
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Ok, shoot me...but Matthew looks pretty damned good in these pics. I can almost see the old Ferris Bueller of yore in a couple of them. I woudlnt throw him out of bed. Her, on the other hand, I would put out to pasture.
Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 5:35pm.
@choc starfish:
That's just always my cheeky suggestion for people who are "looking for a new religion". In actuality, I think you just get in touch with who you are and a spiritual practice will reveal itself.
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I'll co-sign to that!
Anywho they are totally matching, hmmm trying to send us a message that there's no trouble in their marriage.. Well I do wish them the best of luck, I've always liked SJP!
Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on July 31, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Where's his wedding ring at? Her hand is covered so can't tell if she is wearing hers or not.
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Pudge doesn't even OWN a wedding ring, much less wear one. Before we got married I asked him if he was going to wear one, he said "no," that was the end of the discussion.
Fast forward 11 years. Pudge sends me an email today that says.
"I would have nothing without you."
Ring, schming.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 2:25pm.
He had to talk me out of the car like he was talking me off a ledge. I am still embarrassed.
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Matching outfits are WRONG, just WRONG.
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oh it was so very very wrong. It was more my dress was the same color as his shirt (red), and as we were getting out he said "ha ha we match" and I sat right back down! If we weren't late for the movie I would have made him turn around and take me home to change.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 2:25pm.
He had to talk me out of the car like he was talking me off a ledge. I am still embarrassed.
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Matching outfits are WRONG, just WRONG.
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I like you miss Kravitz.....you sent me a song once.....I told you you were my best friend here. Are we still friends?
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 2:25pm.
He had to talk me out of the car like he was talking me off a ledge. I am still embarrassed.
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Matching outfits are WRONG, just WRONG.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
You know he take's it up the ass all the time who the hell is he kidding lol....
@choc starfish:
That's just always my cheeky suggestion for people who are "looking for a new religion". In actuality, I think you just get in touch with who you are and a spiritual practice will reveal itself.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Her handbag looks wayyyy beyond vintage.
Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on July 31, 2008 - 5:31pm.
Wow, my favorite bakery must be Buddist
cuz they always tie the box with white string.
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Mmmmmmm.....I feel like a long, chocolate, cream filled eclair......
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Where's his wedding ring at? Her hand is covered so can't tell if she is wearing hers or not.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by hookah88 on July 31, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Squash Posh on July 31, 2008 - 4:45pm.
The white string is a buddhist thing?! Must be a western buddhist thing because I've lived in China and Thailand and no one is wearing strings?
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So what is buddhism....ive been looking for a new religion....
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Taoism's easier: Everything is as it should be.
See that? Easy peasy!
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Taoism is a Chinese religion, or more of a philosphy on how to live life than a supreme declaration. A smart person thought about some shit one day and said hey....I think this is the best way to live life on earth, but it might not be the holy way....
Im still confused.
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Wow, my favorite bakery must be Buddist
cuz they always tie the box with white string.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
parlez vous francais? english isn't working.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Reyarded. Not funny or cute you overweight retard!
Like coaching a stylish whale out of water, right?
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
I think she looks great here.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by hookah88 on July 31, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Squash Posh on July 31, 2008 - 4:45pm.
The white string is a buddhist thing?! Must be a western buddhist thing because I've lived in China and Thailand and no one is wearing strings?
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So what is buddhism....ive been looking for a new religion....
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Taoism's easier: Everything is as it should be.
See that? Easy peasy!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 2:20pm.
But anyhow, they must be MADLY in love, they are wearing matching outfits.
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Oh man, Mrs K, that reminds me. The other day me and my bf (I want a cute name like Pudge for him) went to the movies and I realized when we pulled up that we were matching. He had to talk me out of the car like he was talking me off a ledge. I am still embarrassed.
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hmmm...if shes not careful her hoofs are gonna start to look like Vadge's. ew, ew, ew.
Have you noticed that they are matching...right down to the shoes...lame
I JUST "HAPPEN" TO CALL THE TOILETPAPER BEFORE I TAKE A SHIT!!
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
She doesn't look happy. Nope.
Submitted by hookah88 on July 31, 2008 - 1:43pm.
yeah the white string is a Buddhist thing, i wear one. but i think they are Jewish.
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Maybe they are Jewbus.
They both have one Jewish parent.
But anyhow, they must be MADLY in love, they are wearing matching outfits.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Matthew is looking a bit red in the main picture; did he get roundhouse donkey-kicked in the face by old Man-O-War next to him?
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