Fancy Meeting You Here

Thursday, July 31st 2008
Fancy Meeting You Here

Matthew Broderick and SJP just so happened to run into the paps as they left a restaurant together in NYC last night. Please, you know those bitches texted the paps. I would say call, but who does that anymore?

Last week, Star Magazine claimed Matthew is having an affair with a chick. Yes, a woman. A biological woman. Obviously, since SJP and Matthew are out together, this must mean their marriage is just peachy.

I'm surprised Matthew didn't grab SJP, dip her, suck on her pony lips, and declare his love for her in front of everyone. Shit, they should have just done fuckey fuckey times in front of the paps, so everyone would know that their marriage isn't in the troff.

And what is going on with Matthew? He used to be semi-cute, right? Now he just looks like he spends way too much time in his basement, watching really kinky gay porn while eating an entire box of Vanilla Wafers.

Also, I didn't know they were Buddhists. Isn't the white string a Buddhist thing? I should become a Buddhist. I like white strings.

Splash

Submitted by emerson on August 3, 2008 - 8:56pm.

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on August 1, 2008 - 4:06pm.

Am I the only one who thinks that the horse jokes are geting old. They sused to be funny, but now it's just old. Yes, we get that she's not the most attractive woman. She has a long face. It kind of resembles a horse...do we have to go on so?

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on August 1, 2008 - 11:04am.

She looks cute. She has pretty hair and I like her outfit. I can't hate on Matthew too much, he starred in Election! AWESOME. MOVIE.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 1, 2008 - 9:06am.

Matthew Broderick apparently tired of hitting hot Kentucky Derby pieces.

Welcome back to the human race, Matt!

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 1, 2008 - 8:09am.

I like these 2 so I will refrain from talking shit and I must say SJP has REALLY nice hair, so shiny and pretty.

'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY.'
George Michael Circa 1983

Submitted by Cindy Salerno on August 1, 2008 - 7:48am.

It was MB and Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing who were in the accident in Ireland.

Submitted by LongIslandLolita on August 1, 2008 - 7:02am.

Wasn't Matthew the one in the accident in Ireland?

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on August 1, 2008 - 6:13am.

Homosexual and murderer(yes, she murdered two Irish people in a car wreck years ago) Miss Matthew looks pretty good for a queen of 50 something. Perhaps someone will run her down also.

Is SJP a fag-hag?

Submitted by Tubereuse on August 1, 2008 - 5:32am.

At least he's not killing anybody at the moment.

Submitted by ParkersMom120106 on August 1, 2008 - 2:44am.

Submitted by Thornhill on July 31, 2008 - 5:10pm.
MB looks like he's about two chromosomes away from suffering from Downs syndrome. And as for SJP, that's nothing that a feedbag of oats cant fix...

Uh...aren't most of us about 1 chromosome away from downs syndrome?

Submitted by fionalicious on August 1, 2008 - 1:34am.

it's all about cocaine.-

["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 11:55pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Pour Sheeps:
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=3328

heeheehee. I read a lot of Elle and Cosmo covers in the checkout line. *canceling subscriptions*

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Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 11:41pm.

Pour Sheeps:

http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=3328

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 11:38pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 10:45pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 5:39pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 5:24pm.

Cali just passed a law requiring hands-free use when driving. I always knew that hands-free was safer but now I'm required to be good.
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yet texting is still ok....explain THAT one to me.
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Dude. That's fucked up.

PS. If you like gory suspense drama check out: Stuck. (it's a cellphone thing;)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 10:45pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 5:39pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 5:24pm.

Cali just passed a law requiring hands-free use when driving. I always knew that hands-free was safer but now I'm required to be good.
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yet texting is still ok....explain THAT one to me.

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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton

Submitted by SashaBug on July 31, 2008 - 10:42pm.

OMG!!! Poke my eyes out....they fucking match!

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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So why are we all here again?

Submitted by Jen S on July 31, 2008 - 10:40pm.

That Keebler elf lover is not wearing his wedding ring. Scandal!

Submitted by TT99 on July 31, 2008 - 10:29pm.

SJP: Lets go out to dinner, you know, in public, that'll throw them off the scent

MB: Good idea. I'll text the paps, get a babsitter, you know the drill. Love You!

SJP: Love you too! By the way, don't fuck that girl anymore!

MB: Will do. Should I take out the recycling?
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 10:17pm.

Submitted by Candy on July 31, 2008 - 8:51pm.

Gay porn is overrated
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Not by me it isn't. I rate it just right;P

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by dutchmodernist on July 31, 2008 - 10:05pm.

This is uncharacteristic of me, but I can't help but want their marriage to work out...they are so damn cute together!!!

*****

My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.

Submitted by Night Owl on July 31, 2008 - 9:43pm.

At least the lighting is good for her, she looks less haggard. How cute they wore matching blue shirts. I still am surprised he was cheating with a WOMAN.

Submitted by Noelegy on July 31, 2008 - 8:57pm.

In other "who cares" news, I can apparently log onto Dlisted from my husband's computer, but not from mine. Weird. Hubby says my computer is about to die. Suckola.

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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!

Submitted by Candy on July 31, 2008 - 8:51pm.

Gay porn is overrated
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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(='.'=)
(")_(")

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 8:39pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 5:24pm.

Cali just passed a law requiring hands-free use when driving. I always knew that hands-free was safer but now I'm required to be good.

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Ne soyez pas des moutons. Arretez de croire ce qu'on vous montre sur internet sans esprit critique.

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 8:24pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 8:14pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 4:51pm.
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Moi??? Je'n vous taquinerais jamais, dude!

Whew! I was about to get all Mommy on your asses about putting those things up to your head on the daily! Cool Beans.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 8:14pm.

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 4:51pm.

If you're teasing me, you're in trouble, mister. Here's the 2 videos:

(Japanese) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj6SZgbBuSQ

French rebuttal (one of many):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEPl8wPXNE

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Submitted by thereversepeephole on July 31, 2008 - 8:05pm.

he looks gayer than ever

Submitted by mahaatma on July 31, 2008 - 8:03pm.

...their body language screams "I fuckin' hate you!"....

Submitted by Paquita on July 31, 2008 - 7:54pm.

soul's picture
Submitted by soul on July 31, 2008 - 6:13pm.

LOOOVe your avie!!!
I hadn't thought about that cartoon in the longest time!!
LOVED IT!

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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK

Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 7:51pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 7:16pm.
It was the sign-off on a French YouTube vid that, goofing on the 4 Japanese cellphones and the exploding popcorn, used bananas to make corn pop.
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But, of course. I understand you completely.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

Submitted by Callan on July 31, 2008 - 7:42pm.

What the hell kind of GD necklace is Matthew wearing? Is that his punishment for cheating? Having to wear accessories from SJP's Bitten line?

Submitted by soul on July 31, 2008 - 7:39pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 6:28pm.
omg soul, that photoflow album... TO DIE FOR. They are cuties.

you are too. thankies, they rule. :)
*off to do the dishes.... lallalala

Submitted by woodhorse on July 31, 2008 - 7:29pm.

The photo op - and the look/expression on SJP's face - are purely for the redhead Matthew Broderick was stepping out with.

For us, we will get the the divorce details when it suits SJP's financial agenda to do so.

Matthew is pretty much going to do whatever she says as SJP has him by the short hairs. I still say he is bisexual with a strong skew to the left.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 7:28pm.

omg soul, that photoflow album... TO DIE FOR. They are cuties.

♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•
And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me

Submitted by soul on July 31, 2008 - 7:25pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 6:15pm.
lol soul, your kitties would DEAL!

Oh you know it, they are beets, :)
my2 kittehs: myspace.com/smoss13

onT: SJP had Matts made into pucas.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 7:16pm.

It means, "Don't be sheep(s). Don't believe what you're shown on the Net without a critical spirit." It was the sign-off on a French YouTube vid that, goofing on the 4 Japanese cellphones and the exploding popcorn, used bananas to make corn pop.

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Ne soyez pas des moutons. Arretez de croire ce qu'on vous montre sur internet sans esprit critique.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 7:15pm.

lol soul, your kitties would DEAL!

Submitted by soul on July 31, 2008 - 7:13pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 6:08pm.
2 Stupid dogs!!!!!

YEEESSS!!!LOL :) I wanta hound dog someday, my 2 kittehs would disown me. I have to dream.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 7:08pm.

2 Stupid dogs!!!!!

Submitted by soul on July 31, 2008 - 7:03pm.

SJP: "Quick Matt look normal"
Matt: "I hope my new GF doesn't see this"

Submitted by Bunny Blake Is Dead on July 31, 2008 - 7:02pm.

Is he wearing puka beads????

That means he is DEFINITELY having an affair.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 6:59pm.

Sabrina - that pooka shell look is so played! Unless you give surfing and snorkeling lessons for weed money and I can bounce quarters off of your pecs, you need to put the shells DOWN.

Submitted by sabrina on July 31, 2008 - 6:53pm.

they must've just got back from vacation or something they're both glowy and tan. Matthews lil necklace though I'm not liking so much..

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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 6:51pm.

biting tongue

Submitted by Snarkley on July 31, 2008 - 6:50pm.

So I guess that all this time SJP thought that she had the perfect man... and the perfect man is go ahead and say it with me Dlisters......!

Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 6:46pm.

Thanks Arimarie and Tonicbitch!!! Id love to learn French one day.....

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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Cuz all I really wants to be with you...

Submitted by tonicbitch on July 31, 2008 - 6:45pm.

From worldlingo: Do not be sheep. Stop believing what one shows you on Internet without critical spirit.
teehee@sheeps selling out sheep
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

Submitted by AriMarie on July 31, 2008 - 6:41pm.

According to Google translate it means:

Do not be sheep. Stop to believe what you watch on the Internet uncritically.

I'm thinking Google translate sucks.

Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 6:39pm.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 6:36pm.

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What does your siggie mean?

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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!

Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 6:38pm.

Tellz mii my pretty lietle lady....wheech whay iz bst?

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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!