Mini-Me's Big Lawsuit
Mini-Me is about to file a lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shrider, for allegedly beating his tiny baby ass and causing him emotional distress.
Mini's lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door with her teeth, pushed away a scooter that was blocking it, and then threw Mini to the floor. The lawyer went on to say, "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."
Remember how we're all riding on that bus to hell together? Well, I've just being upgraded to first-class air for laughing so hard at the image of Mini-Me getting thrown. Midget tossing!
Mini's lawyer said that the damages caused to him by Ranae exceed $20 million. Um....how did they get to that number exactly? Was his door made out of diamonds? Does Mini-Me shit gold toddler nuggets? Even if Ranae does all the midget porn in the world, she's still not going to be able to pay off that debt.
I feel for poor Mini-Me. That giant horsey lady coming at him with her ginormous teeth must have been scaaaaaawy. Mini was probably shaking in his underoos. Mini-Me, get that mean ole' pony girl! Make her pay!
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He's like spaghetti, he's throwin' anything and waiting for something to stick.
Sue this you fucktard.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She looks like an Anne Hathaway who's been run through the rinse and spin cycle a few too many times.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Just say nay.
Shouldn't he be happy that a big person fucked him and call it even. That alone should be worth 20 million dollars. He should be so lucky. Why doesn't he get a shorty for his size?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
She looks like a cross between Britney and Tori Spelling, but with Black hair.
Wow- Thanks for the scoop! All she needs to do now is marry that young billionaire she is dating. Problem solved!
There isn't even enough of him to pay for $20mil worth of damage.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LOL! I kinda hope a video of Mini-Me getting tossed around like a sack of potatoes by that hag surfaces.
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Potato Wave!
where the fuck is this girl going to get 20 mil, when she was using Verne as a stepping stone for her career?
what the hell is this idiot thinking? Sue rich people, you fucktard!
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
Ha ha, that visual is killin' me! LMAO!!!
I think its a crime of passion and should be excused...
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
SHE HAD SEX WITH YOU - THAT IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH, VERNE!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Bwahahah, Pushing his wil bitty scooter out of the way, his only way out! Then body-slam! Fuck yeah. I'd like to body slam him, into a big sided dumpster, and see if he can crawl out. Not gonna happen, he can't reach the top.. Yes, smell the trash, lil guy.. reach, just keep reaching!
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