Mini-Me's Big Lawsuit
Mini-Me is about to file a lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shrider, for allegedly beating his tiny baby ass and causing him emotional distress.
Mini's lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door with her teeth, pushed away a scooter that was blocking it, and then threw Mini to the floor. The lawyer went on to say, "When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."
Remember how we're all riding on that bus to hell together? Well, I've just being upgraded to first-class air for laughing so hard at the image of Mini-Me getting thrown. Midget tossing!
Mini's lawyer said that the damages caused to him by Ranae exceed $20 million. Um....how did they get to that number exactly? Was his door made out of diamonds? Does Mini-Me shit gold toddler nuggets? Even if Ranae does all the midget porn in the world, she's still not going to be able to pay off that debt.
I feel for poor Mini-Me. That giant horsey lady coming at him with her ginormous teeth must have been scaaaaaawy. Mini was probably shaking in his underoos. Mini-Me, get that mean ole' pony girl! Make her pay!
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He is my favorite . He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
poor tiny man..lol..he needs money so bad
he's so washed up and desperate..can't help but smh...gonna live off the mini-me "fame" for the rest of his tiny life
Fuck you MK!!!! I haven't laughed that hard at one of your posts in a minit! That Fembot midget tossing visual is killing my abs!
~"Save me a seat on the short bus to hell!" MK ~
I'm in the fast lane going straight down South for saying this, but the thought of doing nasty times with Mini Me makes me want to claw my eyes and brain out. Yuck, yuck, and more yuck. This skank is shameless and MUST have a cast iron stomach cuz I'd be puking at idea much less going through with it.
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It sure would feel nice to punch that donkey right in the muzzle. What a slutty fame-whore.
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
MK how could you?! I always think I'm evil and mean but I didn't laugh at all, I got all sad. He's so fragile looking, it breaks my heart to think of him flying through the air, terrified. It was the scooter part that got me I think. Just the word "scooter" is heartbreaking!
ay jesu! pobre infeliz!
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
i thought the dwarf was queer. didn't he drunkenly fondle that brady man on the surreal life? well, he always struck me as needy, and life's pretty cheap to that type. and, didn't you ever wonder why really small men are more confident than the sorta small men? my older brother says it's genetics and survival and all that shit. hmmm...
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There is just something so completely wrong with all of this, just can't put my finger on it... LOL!
Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 10:24pm.
The cool thing about this suit is she gets to spill the beans, with impunity, about every nasty thing they did and every quirk in his personality or physique.
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NOW you're talking!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
this girl lucky if she has $20 bucks
and she looks like a busted up Adrienne Curry
....but even more busted
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
EVERYTHING about this is wrong! Just wrong.....
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So why are we all here again?
The cool thing about this suit is she gets to spill the beans, with impunity, about every nasty thing they did and every quirk in his personality or physique.
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upgrade to first class and put it on my black amex card...tee hee....
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Who is she? Does she even have 20 million dollars? If she did, why would she be dating Verne Troyer? (is that his name?!)
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I think she started a new Olympic sport.
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it's a fuckin jungle out there
Hehehe...I'm totally on first class air right there with MK, and waiting for an upgrade for totally laughing at this shit and worse...WANTING to see video of this shit...(midget sadist porn...is that what I'm into???)
Sorry, but if that whore knocked around Mimi-me, she gets a pass for actually fucking him, then a good old fashioned tiger mauling for being a skanky ass gold digging attention whore in the first place...
No one wins in midget porn drama...No one...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You can sue anyone for any amount you want. If you win you still have to collect.
I saw him on surreal life. I wasn't impressed. He was a drunken pig.
MK HAHHAHAAA you are the funniest man ever! I can't stop laughing at
"Ranae once picked a lock on his door with her teeth, pushed away a scooter that was blocking it, and then threw Mini to the floor".
well if she did expose this tape to the world I want to sue her too. My eyes didn't really need to see none of that shit and I feel violated. I feel $ 20 million billion trillion violated!!
Now if she would have made a tape of some midget tossing, she might would have made some money. Also midget kicking!! Verne Troyer is one midget I would love to see get tossed around, he's such an ass.
And Gary Coleman....
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
i could very well be beating a dead horse & pardon the pun- but does she not look like jerry seinfeld?
She's a biatch. She needs to pay.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Vern needs to adopt His Royal FatCatness, Prince Chunk Powder, to protect against the dog-faced bimbo.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I guess the poor little bastard needs money from somewhere. And the midget porn thing/? Um, no thanks> just the same.
Well I'm all sunshine and fucking rainbows and fluffy bunny suits and I'm pretty sure I'd still enjoy this.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by mike on July 31, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Does it make me a bad person that I'd love to see a video of the violent scenario he mentions in his suit?
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Well, if it helps any, I'm pretty sure that I'm pure evil and the first thing I thought was: What? No video? Cheap!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Does it make me a bad person that I'd love to see a video of the violent scenario he mentions in his suit?
Shouldn't that suit be in small claims court?
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I don't know who I dislike more? The gold digger who's very baaaaad at what she does, or Mini-Peen...Hmmm decisions
MK will you marry me?
Ive seen midget porn once....it was very........we...ird.
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
some midgets are actually cute & you can tell that should they be of normal size they may even be attractive people. mini-me isn't one of those midgets. he's one slimey looking midget. she's just...weird.
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OMG. Clarisse - I could do that all damn day! LOL! It SHOULD be illegal! Like this place;P
Ontario (Canada) passed a law in 2003 that prohibits dwarf tossing, actually. (you see, this is the kind of news I read). In the States, you can lose your liquor license but I think you're allowed to do it outside, in fact:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
No matter how he's thrown, he always comes up short...
BAHDUMCHING, Thanks, Thanks A Lot, Tip Your Bartendar.
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It's so sad that even among other midgets Mini Me is so short. He's like the second exponent to dwarfism, dwarf squared or maybe even dwarf cubed.
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Her attornies will make short shrift of the lawsuit.
Angel_i,
Untrue!! It is actually loads of fun!
http://midget-tossing.freeonlinegames.com/
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
I toss midgets into a vat of growth hormones! they thanked me...
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Hey! Midget tossing is illegal!
Throw that bitch in jail already!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
"When you pick up a 2'8" human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts."
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Haha, really?
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So he and China share a lawyer?
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
what a bullshit lawsuit! No one's feelings are worth 20 million.
That recent mike Myers film gave him some hope for a comback, he was doing interviews and appearances again and then the film tanked! Now the poor little fellow is holding on to this short-lived comeback for dear life! It really is sad! Usually little people get more acting work because they have less competition, but verne was really used and abused by the industry! Peter dinkledge has proven to be a very talented actor, and he has managed to break down some walls. Verne and the little guy from fantasy island really let Hollywood fuck them up! Getting into the whole party scene makes you stand out when your a new up and coming star or your very distinctly different from other actors! It can be a big problem!
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I would imagine he is just a wee bit upset about the comments she had made about him having a small pee pee, BUT its nothing none of us knew before.
this lawsuit wont and can't hold up, esp cause she has no MONEY! :P
pple will sue for anything these days, wtf
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
I would f him. If it was little, id just pretned I came and couldnt go anymore and walk away. If its big.....well.....thats a whole nother story now isnt it?
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Apparently he forgot about the interview he did 2 weeks ago saying he loved her and she treated him great while they were together.
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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.
Poor verne. He's not just vertically challenged, he's batshit crazy as well!
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Maybe my freezer burned heart has warmed up a little today, but I feel really sorry for this girl. Make no mistake, sleeping with someone to further your career is pretty stupid and it shows you have no dignity, but I would definitely hate to be in her position right now.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Oakie,
That was fucking hilarious.
I love midget porn. Where is TV?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
what drug can you take that makes you do sexy times with mini-me?
barf.
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