Thursday, July 31st 2008
Welcome Back To 1990
This robot bitch is only missing a pair of Reebok Pumps, an LA Gear sweatshirt, and it would be like 1990 again! I look at this picture of Katie Holmes in tight-rolled jeans and all I hear is Stevie B's "Because I Love You." The 90s were a trying time. Seriously, we would spend forever trying to perfectly roll our jeans.
Being brainwashed by Tommy Girl really makes you do (and wear) some fucked up shit. Katie, stop trying to make tight rolled jeans happen. It wasn't hot then and it's not hot now.
Also, I can't talk about LA Gear without posting Paula Abdul's amazing commercial for them from the 90s. "I Still Burn Toast......"
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you can tell tommygirl is afraid of her sexuality by the way he dress her, and that haircut.
every dress I have ever seen her in since she got with him, was something my mother would wear.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by stake_spike on July 31, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Is she an outtie? She's got something poking out there and I don't think it's belly ring, Katie's too matronly for something like that.
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duh, that's the reset button.
and may I ask, is your stake spike a reference to Buffy?
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Once it was the 90's, I was done with Reebok...it was all Nike....still is.
Doc Martens, overalls with a tiny shirt and Doc Martens.....that was me!
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
Her belly button has popped again! Can we expect another alien baby in 13 months?
I had the Reebok pumps and the LA Gear high tops with double neon laces...good times
I used to love wearing jeans like that.
And docksiders with them too.
Ahh the memories. Good times, good times.
Yesterday, on Good Morning America, they had this look on there and called it the boyfriend jeans. Supposedly, skinny jeans are out and good old relaxed fit are back in. But not stonewashed.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Ooh, i used to love rolling my jeans tight like that in 6th grade. Then I'd put the socks and scrunch them up till they hit the pant leg. And I'd be wearing some crap sweater that said "ESPRIT" and i'd think i was the shit!
hahahahhahaha- this outfit made GoFugYourself!
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
My fav. 90's fashion was the flowery print-flowy skirts with Doc Martens on. HAWT! and a Pink Floyd T-Shirt.
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
You forgot to mention the "princess Diana"haircut
This reminds me
Last night "Teaching Mrs. Tingle" was on
Man, Katie's a shitteous actress. She's going to suck in Broadway
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
She bugs the everlovin' shit out of me. Jackie O. and Posh yourself up all you want, girlie. You're still Xenu Vanilla Soft Serve at best.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Funny you say that MrsK, because when I was driving the morning, I saw a woman who had the same hairdo as Wendie Malick, when she was on Seinfeld, with that helmet hairdo......I cracked up!
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Early nineties fashion was just 80s fashion mixed with depression and mental illness.
Meanwhile, doesnn't bitch know you just put some rubber bands in your pant rolls and they freaking stay in place all day? JEsus.
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Submitted by Callan on July 31, 2008 - 7:29pm.
I loved 90s fashion. I think it was even more tacky than the 80s..... my mom used to dress me in outfits copied from Clarissa Explains it All. Everyone always throws 80s parties, but I definitely want to throw a 90s party.
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Ha ha, I dressed like Clasissa as well - and Blossom! Good lawd, that shit was hot!
But I do think the guys had it worse with the Fresh Prince multi-coloured shirts. Remember Parker Lewis? *synchronise watches*
Just to be safe and to avoid fashion faux pas, I have maintained the same style since high school.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
i never had the pleasure of rolling up my jeans...thank goodness...katie's been looking esepcially spent lately...the scientos adjusting her wiring...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
aaaaaw. Slouchy socks and High Top Tennies...I miss the old days.
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...whatever.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 12:23pm.
I can't roll a joint....but I prefer bongs anyway- joints waste too much bud....
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I can roll one...with a cork. Well, its not really a cork, but a sort of roll of thicker paper that serves as a finger hold. AWESOME!!!
:D
Bongs rule though...:D
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Will the SEXY Brendan Fraser PUL-LEEEZE come back!!!!!!
I loved 90s fashion. I think it was even more tacky than the 80s..... my mom used to dress me in outfits copied from Clarissa Explains it All. Everyone always throws 80s parties, but I definitely want to throw a 90s party.
Katie is under the impression that she and Victoria Beckham can get away with the same look.
Katie for Catwoman!
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This style was big in the early 90's? Where was I, I wonder?
99 out of 100 women who wear those skinny jeans should not be wearing them, IMHO. The above style also only looks good on tall skinny types, however.
Life is not fair.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Is she wearing Tommy Girls jeans?
WTF?
those jeans look awful, but what's killing me is the fucking hair. the bowl on the head haircut your mom gave you when you were five.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
I'm surprised the Tom has let out alone ... unless that's a Scientologuard's foot pictured in front of her.
The dark, bug-eye glasses truly hide the glazed-over, brainwashed look in her eyes.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Damn, I wish I had been older than 2 in 1990... I woulda been decked out with all this nonsense you folks are talking about.
I did however wear the spandex, knee-length, neon-colored biker shorts with big baggy shirts tied with a scrunchie on the side when I was a wee tot. Hotness.
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Hi5.
Submitted by KD
WAIT...Her belly button and belly are kinda sticking out. Commencing BUMP watch!
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Uh-oh, here come the triplets?!?!
Obviously they're Tommy's jeans....she HAS to roll them up a bit because they are too short to wear not rolled. highwaters!
Blah blah...pregnant...blah blah...belly bump.....blah blah...dont care.
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Will the SEXY Brendan Fraser PUL-LEEEZE come back!!!!!!
I think they're Tommy's jeans too. He needs the relaxed fit to go over his womanly hips.
I wonder if he left his strap-on in there?
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
She makes me uncomfortable. She also has a total lesbo haircut, in addition to early-90's jeans.
I can't roll a joint....but I prefer bongs anyway- joints waste too much bud....
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
This is a cry for help. She's not even entertaining herself by shopping or trying to be a fashionista anymore. The girl done gave up!
Is she wearing Tom's jeans!!?
Katie is a copy-cat--Posh B did this first.
Is she an outtie? She's got something poking out there and I don't think it's belly ring, Katie's too matronly for something like that.
times must be tough, because those are the same jeans she was wearing the day she worked on eli stone. they obviously aren't tommy girl's, because they would be too short to be pegged.
WAIT...Her belly button and belly are kinda sticking out. Commencing BUMP watch!
I saw a little article about these jeans in the New York Times Styles Section.
They are the newest thing apparently.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
When will she realize she does not have what it takes to be a fashion icon? She is not a trendsetter, so STOP TRYING! Nobody wants to look like you. You just look foolish. You're not hip, which is sad because isn't she still in her 20s? She should be take advantage of those types a clothes instead of dressing like a hot mess.
I tightrolled my jeans. I then would complete the outfit with a shirt decorated with puff paint and mirrors (tied in a knot at the midriff of course), a pair of hot pink Wigwam socks scrunched down, matching scrunchie, feathered Jersey bangs, and a snap bracelet OR SEVEN.
MK's post reminds me of Mean Girls: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen, it's never going to happen."
I seriously think those are Tommy Girls skinny jeans....
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Will the SEXY Brendan Fraser PUL-LEEEZE come back!!!!!!
I never rolled my jeans in the 90's
I was the dirty hippy with the bottom of my jeans dragging on the floor and eventually they would just rip off and shit.
And Katie, You're not a trensetter...bot
Quit that shit. You look stupid
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
OMG, She's dressing like Viki Beckam.. Ole Pus Posh put her up to this.. Member her wearing becks fine ass dubs? *salvates*
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Bwahahah @ LA Gear. I had a pair with 3 laces; pink, green and white - yeah, I was the shit...
I actually like Katie, for reasons unbeknownst to me. 'Tis a shame she dresses a mess, cos she does have a nice figure.
She is wearing Tommy Girl's pants and I think she may be Sperminated agin cos she dont look as skeletal.
Is it my imagination or is she looking kind of Gayelle here? What's with the men's jeans? Is that "in" right now?
So Tommy girl is having her wear his jeans these days, i see. ....and if you're going to cuff them, just do it and dont PEG them. Soooo....1990.
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Will the SEXY Brendan Fraser PUL-LEEEZE come back!!!!!!
Oh lord I'm having flashbacks. I rocked that look back in the day.
LMAO Okie! I can't roll a joint without a roller.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Textbook case of regression.
Dont forget the Keds with puffy paint designs! Seriously, someone with that much money has no business looking like hayrolled shit.
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