Thursday, July 31st 2008
Welcome Back To 1990
This robot bitch is only missing a pair of Reebok Pumps, an LA Gear sweatshirt, and it would be like 1990 again! I look at this picture of Katie Holmes in tight-rolled jeans and all I hear is Stevie B's "Because I Love You." The 90s were a trying time. Seriously, we would spend forever trying to perfectly roll our jeans.
Being brainwashed by Tommy Girl really makes you do (and wear) some fucked up shit. Katie, stop trying to make tight rolled jeans happen. It wasn't hot then and it's not hot now.
Also, I can't talk about LA Gear without posting Paula Abdul's amazing commercial for them from the 90s. "I Still Burn Toast......"
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LOL!
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
*Hitting ignore button*
Ahhh much better
Back to Katiebot
I don't like her scientolopants rolled up
I just bought a pair of skinny boot cut jeans and they are hot! Don't tell me they are out!
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
VLL,
Done. Often.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
okay my clever arrows aren't lining up...
Point, laugh, report abuse, move on, please. Like I said, panties are moistened when harsh words are spoken.
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
I bet that she thinks she's such a fashion icon, and that everyone is gonna start wearing this. Dumbass.
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Clarisse.. *pushes Ignore button* Ignore starts.. NOW!
Force fields, UNITE!
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might not be the smartest decision. Im what makes this sh*t fun!!!
You know I e-mailed that b*tch my boobies and pussy and she never returnded the favor....shes such a bore, im way more fun!
I wonder if Katie was that fun in the 90's!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Random fact: A blue whale produces over 400 gallons each time he ejaculates.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 4:52pm.
OMG! LMAO
thanks for the laugh of my day!
Kids...I think Viva wants ya'll to hit "ignore" on the troll remote...
Random fact: The world's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow up to 5 ft. in length.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
"Submitted by Miss Priss on July 31, 2008 - 2:49pm.
choco poopfish likes the smell of 'ginas
*throws poopfish against Parisite's vag*
Suck on that!"
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awwww, now it'll have some cute little crusty shellfish friends to play with.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
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Okie,
ARGH! I caught myself yesterday eyeballin a 21 year old hottie, thinkin about runnin my nails down his hairy chest, pushin the shirt off his shoulders...then i realized i was at work, and he was waiting for me tell him if he could have Monday off....
*sigh*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
She has money now and she's trying too hard. Icon my foot!
Clarisse.. *pushes Ignore button* Ignore starts.. NOW!
Force fields, UNITE!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submonkey, although I agree with you about the leggings, skinny jeans are still EVERYWHERE.
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
choco poopfish likes the smell of 'ginas
*throws poopfish against Parisite's vag*
Suck on that!
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 4:41pm
Oh sure, the dudes staying at the YMCA said they all showered first and she was taking EBT cards and coupons this time around, not like last time, she was only taking Camel dollars.
A couple of them pander at the 7-11 and they are also related to her, so you know.
On T: Katiebot has given up.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Niiiiiiice Clarisse!
*blushes*
I love boobies!
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Shite Okie! Didn't Viva wants us to just ignore it!?!? Uh!!!
Hey lemme tell you a little known fact...In Oklahoma, dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate on private property in groups of three or more.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
i like her outfit, i like that she's trying a more relaxed look. its not as robotic.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 31, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Im thinking a Starfish shares it's eathole and shithole with it's vadgehole. Is Jeff Corwin around to confirm this? It's poosexdinner times!
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You were thinkin right!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
GD...This entertainment makes me wish I didn't have to leave work right now.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Clarisse,, *hands over rusty knife*
Gut the bitch! Gut 'er goood!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Okie / VVL,
You wants i should cut a beetch?
*flashes boobage for Miss Priss*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 3:40pm.
choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 4:33pm.
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Oooohhh...id like a nice stinky foot up my ass!
- Um that's not my foot, would you ask your mother/aunt to pull it out so the rest of us can have a turn.
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BB, you don't really wanna do that, do ya? You don't know where that ass has been, or what's been IN that ass.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
J Crew is actually trying to bring the pinch fold back
Didn't those chicks from bananarama wear their pants like that. I never did in the 90s.
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Im thinking a Starfish shares it's eathole and shithole with it's vadgehole. Is Jeff Corwin around to confirm this? It's poosexdinner times!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 4:33pm.
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Oooohhh...id like a nice stinky foot up my ass!
- Um that's not my foot, would you ask your mother/aunt to pull it out so the rest of us can have a turn.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
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actually, she looks great
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hipster leggings/skinny jeans haven't been cool in like two years
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but then again, the mass isn't aware of it yet
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 3:36pm.
I just think it is ridiculous, that someone who has posted on the Internet that she has tried to kill herself, and begs VLL to talk to her, is pointing out self hatred in others. Puh-leez.
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Hmmm...I was not even aware of that. *scratches head*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I saw some other photos and Tommy's girl has tits instead of 2 pimples, I say she is Knocked up.
This is the best that robotoid has looked in a long time. What she really needs to complete her look is a pair of crocs
MadamPince, other than hanging out with Poash, and having a good stylist for special occasions, I have no idea why this woman is a Fashion Icon. She dresses 20 years too old for herself, and this stuff lately is just embarrassing.
That you, YourMom.....I just think it is ridiculous, that someone who has posted on the Internet that she has tried to kill herself, and begs VLL to talk to her, is pointing out self hatred in others. Puh-leez.
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"Since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."
LAPD Chief Bratton
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 31, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Okie I pm'd you yesterday, didya see???
*runs to end of the drive to wait for emailman*
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Viva.. You are just the cutest thing that ever did grace this earth! *smooch* I tipped that emailman to rush that delivery to you!
*glares angrily*
You hitin on viva? Thats MY b*tch and dont you forget it!
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I already made this clear to you, And I will say this one more time, So listen the fuck up, and you listen good! I have several people on here I hit on. And yeah, I did TAKE Viva from you, just like I said I'd TAKE YOUR boyfriend, or girlfriend, or even husband from you.. It'd be that easy.. Do not forget this. This is because I have a clean vagina. That was a little tip for you, Clean Vagina! Try it!
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 3:27pm.
You may want to broaden your horizons. I am a proud boricua with a pair of docs. (and not being at all pc baby). I repeat it is dumb to forgo a shoe cause some idiots have been known to wear them. Thruth be told IMO most skin heads are uneducated assholes that are too damn poor to afford a pair of docs anyhow. They buy knockoffs. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Oooohhh...id like a nice stinky foot up my ass!
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That can be arranged. Can you pay cash?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
*picks ass cheese coated body suit out of shark teeth*
Yea, used to, right, mm hmm.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 3:23pm.
@YourMom.. *kiss pretty jew head* Now kiss my pretty white skinhead.. Do it! Cause I have people to go kill! Friends forever, now!
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*kisses pretty white skinhead* Alright, you go do that, and I'll stay home and count my pennies...lol.
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ROTF LMAO! oh fuck.. funny shit..
*hands Viva a sickbag*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Well I'm a Vanilla Shark and I eat Choco Starfish for breakfast, Choco Starfish crunchies!
Snap, Slap and Asskick into your morning!
They taste like Rabbit poo.
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Oooohhh...id like a nice stinky foot up my ass!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
*vomits*
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 31, 2008 - 4:27pm.
what I remember about the nineties is wearing head to toe black, long straggly hair, and a huge fucking cross necklace
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I used to wear layered socks up to my knees, shorts with my whole ass haging out the back and body suits. I used to think I looked SOOOOOO good....no one was around to tell me different!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
Bradiful Shark to save the DAAAY! Here I'll drop your cape off at the drycleaners, It is really stinky now after being around a nasty bottom feeding ass eating, cock in ass all day long, starfish..
*rings drycleaners bell* One for drop off!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 3:24pm.
"Most Jews are self-hating"?
riiiiiiiiight.....YOU are one to talk, who comes to this site daily, just to get abused. Go get some help........sheesh.
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That's a very strong point, there.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Why is this bitch considered a fashion icon? Somebody please explain this to me. (PSL, you can usually make sense of this stuff -- please enlighten an old broad.)
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There are many people who, through no fault of their own, are sane. It's up to folks like you & me who are out of our tiny little minds to help these souls overcome their sanity.
Okie,
let me fix that...there. Perfect sexy skin head!!!
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Submitted by oklahoma on July 31, 2008 - 3:23pm.
@YourMom.. *kiss pretty jew head* Now kiss my pretty white skinhead.. Do it! Cause I have people to go kill! Friends forever, now!
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*kisses pretty white skinhead* Alright, you go do that, and I'll stay home and count my pennies...lol.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 4:22pm.
I also went to the first LollaPalooza and I wore plaid flannel shorts, standard issue black stretch tank, black tights and my black docs.
I was so stylin', I bought my ticket in traffic to the show on top of it.
GWAD.....the fuckin' 90's.
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LollaPalooza is next weekend...i think. Fucking Radio Head, Rage againt the Machine...and I can't go!!! =(
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08