Thursday, July 31st 2008

Welcome Back To 1990

This robot bitch is only missing a pair of Reebok Pumps, an LA Gear sweatshirt, and it would be like 1990 again! I look at this picture of Katie Holmes in tight-rolled jeans and all I hear is Stevie B's "Because I Love You." The 90s were a trying time. Seriously, we would spend forever trying to perfectly roll our jeans.

Being brainwashed by Tommy Girl really makes you do (and wear) some fucked up shit. Katie, stop trying to make tight rolled jeans happen. It wasn't hot then and it's not hot now.

Also, I can't talk about LA Gear without posting Paula Abdul's amazing commercial for them from the 90s. "I Still Burn Toast......"




Posted by: Michael K


She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?

Gucci:
www.prpsgoods.com
worn by Brad Pitt , David Beckham & ( Tom / Katie).
A few weeks ago Posh was photo'd at Disney wearing a pair of David's with a loose fitting v neck t shirt and flip flops.

www.kitmeout.com/.../ david-beckham-prps-jeans/

gucci's picture

locococo:

What are PRPS jeans? help!

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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".

Professor Randy Paush

She's wearing Tom's PRPS Jeans. The Hottest Jeans around check them out.(

Does anyone notice her SEVER outTTTTTTIE belly button? SO WEIRD!

Shirley. Feeny.

itsbrendawalsh's picture

during a divorce, everyone ignores the children! i was the first to say she was knocked up with xenu seed! i was! i was! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
not even michael k mentioned the popped out belly button, but IIIII DID!
i'm gonna get pregnant myself, you'll notice me then!

Holy $h1t!!! Everybody today dances like Paula Abdul! I think she should be gettin' some type of commission from these 1, 2, 3, 4 andddd dance! b1tches in the industry.

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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU

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Oh, and I was just a little kid in the nineties, but all I remember of it was...FUSCHIA.

My whole wardrobe was fuschia until one year my mom told everyone to stop buying my clothes, because I had 9 million pairs of fuschia stretchy pants and 9 million fuschia sweaters with balls hanging off of them.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Khensu Hetep's picture

I really hope this fashion statement never catches on. Not only is it unattractive, but I'm too fat to pull that off.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Nevermind about those jeans...did anyone notice her belly button is poking through her shirt?!?

Flippin' heck girl, get that shit fixed...or cover it up...eww.

fionalicious's picture

i love the sandals & purse, oh and the sunglasses!

["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

Aunt Bea's picture

Could RoboWife be pregnant or did she just eat something?

gucci's picture

i have to admit i love her jeans! i am never able to find a decent pair of faded jeans in nyc. it sucks!

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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".

Professor Randy Paush

DR.FUNK's picture

BAD BOY is making a come back in action sports.(MMA)
Could LA GEAR be too far behind?
Killin' me with these 80's/90's references MK.

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Submitted by roxie on July 31, 2008 - 9:01pm

Only the early 90's -- then the flannel period after Nirvana hit.

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roxie's picture

'90 was still very much 80's

Tigerlilly's picture

Come on, Eileen...

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Noelegy's picture

gucci said, "love your avie vincent cassel is yummy!"

Isn't he though? I felt so wrong for thinking he was hawt in "Brotherhood of the Wolf," given what a creep his character was. One of my favorite movies, by the way.

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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!

Slutleena's picture

This just likes more like the cheap ugly shit she wore before Tommy instead of the expensive ugly shit she wears now that she's with him. Maybe it's a positive sign of things to come.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

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Submitted by Little miss on July 31, 2008 - 6:07pm.

LOVE CARROTTOP - who's the hot dude on your avie? Yummm.
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Gerard Butler circa long time ago.

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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.

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Submitted by I need more cowbell on July 31, 2008 - 7:14pm.

Katie looks pregnant! Everything is tiny except her protruding belly. Her bellybutton is sticking out as well. Come to think of it, her breasts are bigger too!
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That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. Although, they seem to be the King and Queen of prosthetics so it might just be stuffing.

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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.

I need more cowbell's picture

Katie looks pregnant! Everything is tiny except her protruding belly. Her bellybutton is sticking out as well. Come to think of it, her breasts are bigger too!

lea8199's picture

omg my mom would not buy me a pair of l.a. gear, so my cousin gave me her old ones and i thought i could run fast!

tonicbitch's picture

Fuck it's still here? *rips legs off, chucks into the ocean*

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Clarisse's picture

LCT,
Ooooh! Pear! *sllllllllllurp*

Did you see the bit below about me feelin like a pervy old lady??

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

Little miss's picture

LOVE CARROTTOP - who's the hot dude on your avie? Yummm.

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
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Submitted by itsbrendawalsh on July 31, 2008 - 5:59pm.

chocostarfish, lovecarrottop...are you going to get divorced?
is it my fault?
*sniffle*
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If you are really brenda walsh then it MUST be your fault! Shame on you!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 6:01pm.

LCT,
Report it and ignore it.

Want me to lick your armpit? I will.
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I already reported someone today. I don't think the MOD would take two nominations.

And YES PLEASE. I have very nice juicy pear underarm de-stinker.

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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.

Clarisse's picture

LCT,
Report it and ignore it.

Want me to lick your armpit? I will.

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

itsbrendawalsh's picture

chocostarfish, lovecarrottop...are you going to get divorced?
is it my fault?
*sniffle*

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 5:56pm.

Take a joke you tight-ass weirdo.
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That was so far beyond not fucking funny. You seriously should not be out in public.

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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Viva La Lohan: "one awesome thing about growing up on a modest income is no money to waste on stupid bullshit fads"

That was me, too! It's STILL that way for me, actually. I hate buying temporary clothing.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 4:46pm.

THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS! Bitch you arent takin Viva from me, like I said thats MY bitch, I know her inside and out! I know what her pussy looks like, what it smells like, how it feels when im inside...something you will NEVER experience way out there in Oklahoma....Welcome to 19 fing 95 b*tch!
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What the fuck is wrong with you? You should be in jail you creepy son of a bitch.
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Take a joke you tight-ass weirdo.

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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!

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Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 4:46pm.

THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS! Bitch you arent takin Viva from me, like I said thats MY bitch, I know her inside and out! I know what her pussy looks like, what it smells like, how it feels when im inside...something you will NEVER experience way out there in Oklahoma....Welcome to 19 fing 95 b*tch!
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What the fuck is wrong with you? You should be in jail you creepy son of a bitch.

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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 31, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 4:24pm.
and stand in awe at my magnificence?
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Your magnificence that is you taking a picture of yourself on a street corner like a prostitute drinking? Yeah. AWESOME.
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No....I was in a bar with a lot of neon lights....its a nice little bar called...hooligans or favorites..somethn, I forget the name, but its near UNLV...

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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!

cartimandua's picture

Well obviously I'm late to this little soiree. But I have to thank the poster who is now responsible for crowbarring "Cruel Summer" back into my head. Cripes, I'm even sitting here doing the '80s' head-bob while humming it. Someone help me. I even imagine Katie Holmes in the above picture is actually singing along.

(And yes...I think bananarama is responsible for that baggy jean with the big giant man-belt look. Lovely. And we can thank Posh and her KopyKatie for trying to bring it back.)

"it's a cruel, cruel summer...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6chxpEINs

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itsbrendawalsh's picture

notice the outie, people. she may be re-inseminated by Xenu spawn. soon they will battle the brangelina bunch for the fate of the universe!

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Submitted by choco starfish on July 31, 2008 - 4:24pm.
and stand in awe at my magnificence?
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Your magnificence that is you taking a picture of yourself on a street corner like a prostitute drinking? Yeah. AWESOME.

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Proactiv ain't got nothin' on bloopin', baby.

Clarisse's picture

Noelegy!
Yeah, guys didn't look like that when i was a teenager!!!!!!!!!!!

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

Little miss's picture

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 31, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by Little miss on July 31, 2008 - 10:38pm.

WHERE THE HECK IS SURI ?

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Spending time with her real daddy?
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Then she must have been digging L. Ron Hubbards's grave for a bit too long :-))

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
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angel_i's picture

If it wasn't for the jeans, I'd say she looks pretty normal here. Brava!

As for Paula Adbul - if I was her I wouldn't be bragging about how no one told me anything - I mean, it's pretty obvious already anyhow.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Submitted by Little miss on July 31, 2008 - 10:38pm.

WHERE THE HECK IS SURI ?

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Spending time with her real daddy?

~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008

Little miss's picture

WHERE THE HECK IS SURI ?

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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter

gucci's picture

Noelegy:

love your avie vincent cassel is yummy!

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Professor Randy Paush

Noelegy's picture

Clarisse said, "ARGH! I caught myself yesterday eyeballin a 21 year old hottie, thinkin about runnin my nails down his hairy chest, pushin the shirt off his shoulders...then i realized i was at work, and he was waiting for me tell him if he could have Monday off...."

I had a moment like that on my way to work one morning. I passed a shirtless guy jogging down the sidewalk, and was driving slowly enough that I had ample opportunity to appreciate his charms. I'm happily married to a guy who rocks my world in every possible way, but I'm not blind, okay?

Anyway, turned out he was part of a group...of high school boys out running. I felt like such a dirty old memaw, and I'm only 38.

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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!

Noelegy's picture

In the interest of saying something nice, she actually looks her real age and sort of cute here.

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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 5:03pm.
*stops Jaws soundtrack music, hangs up fin*

Ok VLL, I'll stop.
*sticks tongue out at troll one last time*

On Topic: If she gets anymore bland, water will have more taste than her.
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*Snaps tounge in coochie*
Mmmmmmmm's cause you like the taste!

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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

*stops Jaws soundtrack music, hangs up fin*

Ok VLL, I'll stop.
*sticks tongue out at troll one last time*

On Topic: If she gets anymore bland, water will have more taste than her.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Clarisse's picture

Aunt Bea!
It was terrible! I wiped the drool off my chin and said yes.

Tonicbitch,
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

On topic: don't care

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.