Smile, You're Getting Sued
This past May, Cruella de Stone said the earthquake in China was "karma" for what's going on in Tibet. Well, 1,000 Chinese victims and a Manhattan lawyer served her with legal papers announcing their plans to sue her ass for $1 billion. $1 billion!
Ming Hai, the laywer from NYC, wrote, "For the families who have lost their loved ones or lost limbs or suffered severe injuries, your . . . statement and act has caused extreme emotional distress."
Sharon later apologized for the dumbass comment and said she "could not be more regretful for that mistake."
Okay, if Cruella even had $1 billion, she would have already spent it on her own mink farm and fur factory. She also would have bought up as many endangered animals as she could for her own personal use.
Ming Hai has the right idea. I say, sue the bitch. I'm also going to sue Cruella for the atrocity called "The Muse." I actually paid to see that shit in the movie theaters!
Here's Chrissy Crocker's older sister in Beverly Hills yesterday.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on July 31, 2008 - 2:51pm.
I'm suing Gerard Butler for not sitting on my face.
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I'll get in on that...
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
This whacked lawsuit might have a chance. I used to work in insurance and you would not believe the stupid shit claims that people would file and win. Actually, most of them ended up settling because it's cheaper that way. And then the insurance company loses money and the consumer pays for it with the cost of increasing rates and liability. You know who should get sued is the SUERS!
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Damn she looks like a white-dried raisin....
Submitted by Madam Pince on July 31, 2008 - 2:06pm.
CTH, I'm joining you in that lawsuit against Gerard Butler. I think we ought to take action against Clive Owen as well.
Russell Crowe's just askin for trouble too.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Madam Pince, "The Muse" was a great movie! Because of Albert Brooks though.....
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
thats so stupid! They're suing her because she voiced an opinion? No one can be free anymore with having to watch out for someone who might be "offended" and we always have to worry about being politically correct. this needs to stop!!
CTH, I'm joining you in that lawsuit against Gerard Butler. I think we ought to take action against Clive Owen as well.
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There are many people who, through no fault of their own, are sane. It's up to folks like you & me who are out of our tiny little minds to help these souls overcome their sanity.
MK, I'm probably alone on this, but I actually liked "The Muse." It was some funny stuff.
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There are many people who, through no fault of their own, are sane. It's up to folks like you & me who are out of our tiny little minds to help these souls overcome their sanity.
If everyone made lawsuits about stupid things that stupid people say, there would be riots in the street because the courts would be too busy to hear actual CRIMINAL lawsuits. Maybe I should've been a lawyer. Then I could at least charge someone who is wasting my time.
Sheeps, Slutty has powers from "beyond"...I thought you knew that by now....
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
We pissed off McSlutty the other morning--something about her imaginary "headache." A few hours later, 5.4 earthquake.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Sharon needs to add some endangered animal-skin seatcovers.
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Too late - she had a certain Komodo dragon made into those.
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Ming Hai needs to check him- or herself. That's a suit that's not going anywhere.
Sharon needs to add some endangered animal-skin seatcovers.
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Is this lawsuit really necessary? Yes, she's a dumb bitch who deserves a falcon punch for that comment, but a billion damn dollars? Emotional distress? Lighten up, people.
Since I can't stand the fucking Chinese anyway, Team Sharon!!!!!
htis really is one asshole of a lawsuit.
I'm suing Gerard Butler for not sitting on my face.
I'll school a bitch.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
'Severe emotional stress' over the comments of a washed up plastic surgery obsessed wacko! These people need to spend that $1 billion on therapy if those comments hurt them THAT much. Come the fuck on.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Bitch, please. If this isn't a frivolous lawsuit...and anyway, she's protected by the 1st amendment. She has the right to say stupid, ignorant shit.
xxyxz!! ♥ Hahaha... Holly Madison, Petaloonie.
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I hear all the forest cridders got an attorney too.
I hate this fur bitch. MK, you paid to see The Muse! Bwa Haaa Haaa.
Obama/Spears 08
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Off Topic... That Holly Madison/Peta add is makiing me giggle.... She would rather go naked then anything else in the world
Submitted by PattiCakes on July 31, 2008 - 11:39am.
Oh and I should sue Martin Scorsese for being so short. Creeps me out!
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I'm gonna sue him for the eyebrows.
Seriously.
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Submitted by FatMartha on July 31, 2008 - 11:40am.
I KNOW!!!!
Isn't he the best, like, ever?!?!?!
*giggling like a Japanese schoolgirl*
Hi Jimmy.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
What in the name of Marlon Perkins', Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom is this crazy hooker wearing?
I want to sue whoever designed those hideous pants.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
its probably the idea of that "lawyer from manhattan" i mean,wtf would the chinese be using a "lawyer from manhattan" this is why i hate fucking lawyers, they sit around wondering what kind of dumb ass lawsuit they can think of next. and suppose they did win, you that lawyer is keeping like 80 % of it
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They would have had to hit her up several decades ago before she invested all her money in Botox and face lifts.
Take the population of the USA, then add another billion people. She's getting a discount.
Next time you mouth off Shazza, pick on a minority country.
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Oh Jim... your bright, positive, and enthusiastic comments always cheer me up. Oh, and make me laugh my ass off.
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Ridiculous. This case better be thrown out as a frivolous lawsuit.
She said what she said. Who cares? It's Sharon Stone, no one listens anyway. She's crazy as hell!
If being Crazy was a sue-able offense, then all of Hollywood would be on the list awaiting trial.
Get over it...dang! I should sue Rachel Bilson for blinding me with those horrid shoes and I should also sue Amy Winehouse for irritating my trachea when I threw up when I saw that tape of her almost naked...nas!
Oh and I should sue Martin Scorsese for being so short. Creeps me out! And I could go on, but I should get back to work!
LOL@ jim
Wow, who knew Sharon had so much power over the Chinese.
How do they know who she is?
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So....you can sued for an opinion now? It may not be a popular one, but c'mon!
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ALRIGHT I AM GOING TO SUE KIRSTY ALLIE FOR CAUSING THE EARTHQUAKE HERE IN SO. CAL. ON TUESDAY. I LOST AN ACCOUNT WHEN THAT FAT PIG FEEL OUT OF HER BED REACHING FOR HER CHICKEN BONE AND KOOL AID AND CAUSED TRAFFIC JAMS ALL OVER THE PLACE!! I AM SUING FOR 2 BILLION AND THE RIGHTS TO ALL 4000 MARS BARS SHE HAS AT HER HOUSE!!
As usual, I am reminded of any number of Seinfeld episodes.
From the mind of Larry David...
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Uhm she said it almost in a question form, and wtf I hate Sharon just as much as the next person but why on earth are these dumb lawsuits even able to be filed?!?!? I mean we do have freedom of speech right? Oh also I would really like to point out that China is the worst polluter on this planet and has the worst human rights record out of all the industrialized countries I'm sure Sharon Stone is the least of their worries!
I happen to have a pair of pants JUST like that!
Okay.. Not really
How American of the Chinese.
This lawsuit will get thrown out, because if it doesn't and they actually win, than I'm suing an ex-manager who used to verbally abuse me!!!
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As much as I find Sharon Stone annoying as hell, this, it's frivolous lawsuits like this that have made America the laughing stock of the world...
Soooo....that's about a dollar a person?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She shouldn't talk about China having Bad Karma when She lives in Hollywood, which is the Bad Karma Capitol of the World!!! But how is this lawsuit even able to be a lawsuit? is it in China instead of the US? Any lawyers here who can explain this? I'm always fascinated by how these things work.
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She might have been better off not saying that out loud, but to take this to court? Just dumb. We are still given free speech.
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what a dumb lawsuit
$1 billion? A little extreme.
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LMAO @ Crocker's older sister comment! That is a cute top, but WTF is w/ those pants she is wearing? *faints*
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