SamRo Is A Filthy Bitch.....
....And I love her for that. Yesterday in Los Angeles, SamRo and her woman were walking around doing lesbionic shit together. SamRo wore this filthy t-shirt featuring dicks in chains and dudes touching each other all rough-like. Yes, that's what I like to see.
Will one of you whores please tell me where to buy this shit! I can't wait to rock it with my gold sequined asshole cutters and lucite loafers. I'll wear it to an IHOP in New Jersey on a Sunday afternoon. I like watching freaked out parents cover their children's eyes in fear! They do that anyway when I walk by, but they would do it in record time if I wore this t-shirt.
Below are more pics of hot ass SamRo and her hotter t-shirt. Some of them might be a little NSFWish when you blow them up. But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job. Looking at dicks all day long is important for your health and well-being. You can stay with me while you job search. If I don't look at a picture of a dick at least once every hour, my eyes stop working.
UPDATE: SamRo's hot ass t-shirt was made for the band The Virgins. Sadly, it's not sold online, but they sell them at their shows.
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MK: you slut you...I don't even go to IHOP and I live in 'jersey
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Oh, SammyRo...when Hohan asked you to wear that shirt - it was for the attention it would give her...not you. You're headed for a major heart crash. Trust.
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Submitted by mike on July 31, 2008 - 10:55am.
Just when I think the Ronson can't get any more perfect, she does. That haircut suits her to a T.
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I know! what is it about her? Right now, I like her more than I like Linds!
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Hekki--
I have never given anyone explicit consent to expose their hideous orange neon toenails or their too-fat-ass in skinny jeans to me, and yet I continue to suffer.
Life is not fair.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
I will say that hohan has been a lot less annoying and crazy since they've started hanging out so, gayelle on I guess.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Just when I think the Ronson can't get any more perfect, she does. That haircut suits her to a T.
The virgins are pretty cool and supposed to be the next big thing, and whatever you have to say about her, samro seems to know what is what.
here is a cool virgins' song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xXwyjX5DE
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I WANT THOSE KICKS.
THAT DUMB RICH GIRL DOESN'T NEED THEM.
MANDO
THE VIRGINS!!!!!!!! zomg, it's a virgins' shirt beyaches
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
I really don't get it when a girl goes out with a girl that looks and acts like a man. Get a man!!! I hope Lindsey falls hard on this chicks pussy and stays there and suffucate.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Gross. And its even more gross on her dirty ass. Why do they ALWAYS look they are on a 3 day bender. Dirty pussy's.
'Young guns having some fun, crazy ladies keep em on the run. Wise guys, realize theres danger in emotional ties. See me single and free, no tears, no fears what I want to be. One two take a look at you, DEATH BY MATRIMONY. Hey sucker!'
George Michael (c
Why does Lindsey ALWAYS have on short shorts and a sweater? She looks like she dresses from someone's closet floor.
Hekki, I second that motion.
I'm all for art and for gay sex and the people who do it, but that shirt is tasteless, IMO.
It's like farting or masturbating. There's nothing wrong with it per se, but it's just rude to expose other people to it unless they've given you explicit consent.
lohan has great jugs
Lame.
This reminds me of when my brother showed up to my wedding rehearsal dinner in a t shirt that said, "Fuctastic". Honestly, I know he needs so much attention but he's in his mid forties and I was so pissed. I mean there were little children there. I was furious.
MK: Lmao
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Lindsey is really taking this lesbionic thing through to the end...she's become less attractive as the days go by. She's gotten less "lipstick" if you ask me.
LOL
Poor girl..hope she finds her way.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
She just showing what she and LiLo do with dildos and bondage toys.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I love SamRo's haircut. I am falling madly in love with her little tweaker ass.
*swoon*
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And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Sammy-Boy looks anorexic.
Attention-seeking much?
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
SamRo is destined to be Pregnant Dude 2.0.
At least these two "look" clean.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
And is it just me or does the fact that she now looks like her brother's twin totally turn you off Mark Ronson. I mean he's a total douche but that little teeny tiny bit of cute he had left is now gone. Everytime I see him I'll picture dirty SamRo.
Can I have that shirt, minus the Patchouli odor?
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Her hair cut is what I noticed...no more stringy grease matted locks for LiLo's biotch.
She's 30?!?! Damn she's old, shouldn't she be a little more grown up, instead of wearing trainers and lame t-shirts that aren't even "controversial"?
You know that's the first time she's seen one of "those". I'm surprised she's wearing that shirt, I though Lezie's were allergic to dick and thought they were "gross"?
And what's with the Ronson's dating chicks so much younger than them?
This sounds dumb, i know...but is it even legal to wear porn on your shirt in PUBLIC? (Isnt there some sort of decency laws?) I know Id be pissed if it was worn around my 5 year old. To the person who was telling her to grow up, I agree...
Amen Brotha! Gotta love the dick....does the body good, (unless you get one hiding an STD).
It's a shirt for the band the virgins and they suckkk
oops, MK, one of your blackbars missed it's target!
SamRo's always been thin.
It's a shirt for the band the virgins and they suckkk
SamRo is really cute. I'm glad she's not wearing that damn hat.
Other than banging clams w/ Lo-Ho, what DOES she do?
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
OK, where's the picture where Lindsay is trying to suck on her T-shirt cuz she wants to suck on one of those Peens?? Where MK? WHERE?!
You know she tried to!
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
I think SamRo is SO CUTE. She's a little too femme for my taste, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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"Looking at dicks all day long is important for your health and well-being."
MK, this may not be untrue, despite your sarcasm (which I love). I read somewhere that men who look at pictures of women's breasts for a certain period of time per day had a lowered risk of a heart attack. So...
EVERYONE LOOK AT DICKS!
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Submitted by xxyxz on July 31, 2008 - 1:10pm.
wow... She looks THIN
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She has to stay thin to keep her boyish figure! Wouldn't want to start looking like a girl. That would ruin it for LiLo.
That shirt was sure to get attention.
Would have gotten mine at least.
P.S. Could this 30+ year old bitch please grow up? You ain't shocking the real adults with that shirt.
Now that's just cruel, SamRo's teasing Lilo.
And why is that bitch always wearing sweaters with teeny tiny shorts? If it's hot enough for you to wear shorts, it's probably hot enough to not need a sweater. Plus I don't wnat to see her nasty veiny legs.
That's as close as SamRo has ever been to a dick...and as close as she lets LiLo get these days.
I'm sure LiLo was singing "Memories" in her head.
wow... She looks THIN