Friday, August 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 31st!
With their dicks in their mouths and carrying five loaves of fresh bread each, King Tut and his royal guard were ready for the afterlife. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
David Banda's interpretive dance of "Mommy Dearest" channels the pain of infidelity. - BoyGeorge
Fuck! Jomo! Your cucumber has gone limp! You always have to fucking embarrass us don't you!?! - Clarisse
Thanks Batchild
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When Waterboarding didn't work, Cheney greenlighted a new form of torture called Penis Mouth Bikini Skirt Jump Rope.
It was so confusing that it worked.
the sacred ritual that's used to conjure up
the goddess Angelina Jolie
when the village kids need to be rescued.
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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Apparently even people in Ethiopia heard the news that, since giving birth, Angelina was craving s'more penis.
Dear Mr. Favre,
I do believe these “Cheese Heads” will ass rape and kill this man if you come out of retirement.
Reality TV in Africa is desperately seeking new ideas for the fall season.
Since Raul Castro kicked the US out of Gitmo,Bush moved the operations to Africa.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
What the Fuck is that?
You hold the head..I'll hold the tail...any many of us know the rest...
The after effects of having been three of Whoopi Goldberg's 50 lovers.
"Welcome to Subway, Kenya. May I take your order?"
Two cannibals dessert..
Smores, anyone?
When he said he was taking me to a resturant that included a floor show with dinner, this wasn't quite what i had in mind.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
"Did we NEED the sports bras, Augustus?"
"Shut up and start oscillating the boy."
This was soooo not what Clay Aiken expected when he mentioned in his Manhunt profile that he wanted to be face fucked by several hung black guys
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
The most amateur "Wobbly H" caught on film ever.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Hell -- radical islamic style.
Chocolate? Check. Marshmallows? Check. Crackers? Not in this neighborhood.
This picture actually bothers me a little bit....but let's see if I can't have fun with it....um....
Order UP! Come and get it!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
"Pass the Dutchie on the left-hand side..."
The horror of a three way salad toss gone wrong.
In yet another attempt to sell tour tickets, Madonna releases previously unseen photos from Sex.
Making s'mores, Abu Ghraib-style. They've got the chocolate and the marshmallows. The only thing missing is the cracker.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
So not a California Roll, boys!
the African "Salad Spinner"?
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Sex-AY!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.