Friday, August 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 31st!
With their dicks in their mouths and carrying five loaves of fresh bread each, King Tut and his royal guard were ready for the afterlife. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
David Banda's interpretive dance of "Mommy Dearest" channels the pain of infidelity. - BoyGeorge
Fuck! Jomo! Your cucumber has gone limp! You always have to fucking embarrass us don't you!?! - Clarisse
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"Don't you know cannibals love to play with their food?"
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Djimon Hounsou and other potential suitors go through Kimora bootcamp to see if they can handle all that tranny. Being a block-head and having a wide mouth are definitely requirements.
A my name is Aniquinta
And my husband's name is Artizababa,
We come from Africa,
Where we sell art.
B my name is Bimbababa
And my wife's name is buniwakat,
We come from Bosnia,
Where we sell baskets.
C my name is _________
And my husband's name is ___________
We come from __________
Where we sell ___________.
(Continue throughout the alphabet)
That's not how you play "Hide the Pickle".
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Abu Ghraib / Northern Africa division reporting for duty Sir!
Next in the talent competition for the Miss Gay Haiti International pageant, we will witness an interpretive 'DP' dance by contestant #11.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Kobe's (on left) torture for his latest sexual escapades
Guy Richie thought that marshmallow jizz was just an empty threat...
Oops. New here. Also, lame.
*belly laughs at self*
Wrong caption
Secret photos from Tom cruise's scientology s&m dungeon. Guess which one is hiding a pickle?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
They totally cartoonied up her tits!
Dick Cheney approves this image. "There is nothing wrong with our interrogation system," confirms the heartless chode.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Voodoo cucumber
Igbo, you con burn me at de stake cobered in coconut creme ahnd tiger penises ahnd I steel say you ahnd Yoruba ahre two limp-dick sons of a jackal's bagina.
Ethiopian Fraternity Initiation
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Local catholics at worship.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I'll take the 12-inch African Sausage with cucumbers on white bread with extra mayo.
As rehearsals for her Sticky & Sweet tour heat up, Madonna's dancers cave to the "creative idea" of being human S'Mores.
Rachel Zoe's message to Lindsay Lohan "Ribs showing - check, barely there top - check, three-way - check, cuc in the mouth..... well...."
"A good friend will bail you out of jail; a great friend will be sitting in the cell next to you"
Africa's Subway: Five Dollar Foot Long
I TOLD you the Olive Garden breadsticks suck!!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
People will do anything to get into Oprah's Leadership School for Girls.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
'London Bridge' doesn't translate well in india
WHEN I SAID TOSS MY SALAD THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on July 31, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Making s'mores, Abu Ghraib-style. They've got the chocolate and the marshmallows. The only thing missing is the cracker.
funny as hades.
mas y mas..bow down, bitches!!!
Cinderella, dressed in blue, Who's gonna go to the ball with you?! A, B, C, D, E, ...
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Absolute proof of Rule 34.
I can't believe they are throwing out a little overcooked Jamaican Jerk Chicken.
Fuck! Jomo! Your cucumber has gone limp! You always have to fucking embarrass us don't you!?!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Fresh off their post NBA Finals trip to Disney World, Boston's Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett wield Paul Pierce as a jump rope.
Brangelina's first experiments with
New Orleans French Quarter fertility rituals...
Hence, the move to France.
Gaytanomo Bay
TommyGirl and Will Smith chose a Kenyan theme for last weekend's "Dinner Theater Boys' Night In" in Tommy's Scientology dungeon.
Looks like we're going to have to throw away this S'more Zucchini Brownie...it didn't go over very well.
The body cast got a little smelly, thanks to the misplaced excrement openings, so now is a good time for a quick rinse with quantities of bar soap followed by a refreshing cucumber scrub.
Sorry, guys. Curling still takes the cake as the gayest Olympic sport.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Hey Sam, I swear your avatar is of my moms rack.
Sad.
The Marc Jacobs ads with Victoria Beckham just keep getting weirder and weirder...
www.myspace.com/lowenbad
so THAT'S why bennigan's went out of business!
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
Jamaican Jerked & Porked
Now we all the know the cause of Bennegan's bankruptcy...new item on the menu "Death by Darfur"
Damn, that Jamaican Blue Mountain ganja will fuck your shit up...but don't smoke it around people you don't trust or you might find yourself being picked up, carried off and ass raped by a bunch of dicks.
Shaka Zu-chini?
Venus and Serena, is it necessary to compete over a s'more?
You hold the head..I'll hold the tail...and many of us know the rest...of how the saying goes....
I told you dumpster diving behind the Subway/Forever 21 store would pay-off!
We finally see what goes on behind Tommy Girl and Will Smith's confidential meetings.
Clearly the man on the right finds this whole experience far more arousing than the dude on the left.
It would have been the perfect sandwich but its missing the mayo'
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
The rehearsals for Madonna's upcoming tour are going great.
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