Friday, August 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 31st!
With their dicks in their mouths and carrying five loaves of fresh bread each, King Tut and his royal guard were ready for the afterlife. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
David Banda's interpretive dance of "Mommy Dearest" channels the pain of infidelity. - BoyGeorge
Fuck! Jomo! Your cucumber has gone limp! You always have to fucking embarrass us don't you!?! - Clarisse
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The Nigerians had high hopes that "cock blocking" would become a team olympic sport.
Gokay realizes too late that Papa Samedi's bondage dungeon is SO not his scene.
New from Marc Jacobs...
Recent screen test for the new Spike Lee biopic "Tommy Girl - African Cruise"
El Bastardo!!!!
I am breathlessly (and pantlessly) awaiting your contributions to today's CT!!!!
*taps foot impatiently*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
IMO THIS SHOULD WIN:
Submitted by jamikath on July 31, 2008 - 1:32pm.
What happens in Guantanamo, stays in Guantanamo.
Photo shoot for LezLo and SamRo's new t-shirt screen printing business.
Once you go gay dick in the mouth carried out by your hands and feet with cheese on the head black, you never go back.
The contents of Britney's fantasy dungeon.
Think Obama was pissed about his family being on TV? Wait till he finds out his college buddies are showing the pictures they took with him when he had one too many...
The winner of Design Star's Africa Week won for this "live" hammock-lamp combo. The best feature is it's green sustainability, requiring no natural resources for power, only farts.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Submitted by boygeorge on July 31, 2008 - 10:37am.
David Banda's interpretive dance of "Mommy Dearest" channels the pain of infidelity.
lol good one
David Banda's interpretive dance of "Mommy Dearest" channels the pain of infidelity.
I’ll take African art featuring cheese on heads, dicks in mouths and ‘stretchen a brotha out’ for $1200 Alex.
Following up the Britany/Paris “celebrity” ad, the McCain campaign released this image from their next ad… just to scare the shit out of all the white people.
NOT A CAPTION – Could someone please remove the hideous, confused looked girl in the American Apparel ad to the right? She’s as scary looking as this freaken caption and she makes that bathing suit look like shit...
Kim Kardashian's entry into LA's "My Favorite Things" living art exhibit (carbs and black cock).
Who's up for a game of jump dope?
"Now all we need is butter for the bread...any idea where we can get some? Hmmm...
Let me tell you how I know you're gay...
Hey is that a dick in your mouth? Or are you just happy to see..oh shit.
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
Fucken Yale art students.
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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on July 31, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Next time, on G's to Gents....
pheww I thought I was the only one watching that show - lol
Sam and Lindsey teach Ali the only tried and true way to get into Hollywood.
This is how we make S'Mores Indoors!
Tyler Perry's: House Of On The Down Low
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Next time, on G's to Gents....
Leave it to National Geographic to find people with long and danglies.
Loaves and Fetishes
Obama '08
Olympic Trials for the Extreme Double Dutch Jump Rope team.
With their dicks in their mouths and carrying five loaves of fresh bread each, King Tut and his royal guard were ready for the afterlife.
Advance promo shot for the new Bravo TV series "Extreme Makeover: Homo Edition."
Mugabe's state-sponsored etiquette classes have some US politicians beginning to ask questions.
The techs they thought were dead were found making their way out of Chernobyl.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
The Grace Jones Dungeon Experience
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
The new class at Crunch Fitness looks hot.
What happens in Guantanamo, stays in Guantanamo.
No one was up to the challenge of questioning the Nigerian track teams pre race warm up routine.
one of the undocumented rituals of Scientology ... Tom Cruise must have done this at some point
hahahahaha. That's just the oddest GD pic I've ever seen. Well, other than DD's baby-vadge pic.
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Training for the Abu Ghraib Olympics!
christmas done come early!
Does this block of cheese make me look fat?
This is how we do it.
How Whoopi got to fifty in a jiffy.
In other news: Woopie Goldberg's Comedy Central Roast took a bit of a left turn last night.
Your not SUPPOSE to understand gay sex - either your do it or your don't.
Someone really needs to take a look at their roasted marshmallow recipe.
The dirty tricks for A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila seem to jump the shark more and more...
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
More party games at the Jackson Family Reunion. Tito won the first round.