Friday, August 1st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 31st!
With their dicks in their mouths and carrying five loaves of fresh bread each, King Tut and his royal guard were ready for the afterlife. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
David Banda's interpretive dance of "Mommy Dearest" channels the pain of infidelity. - BoyGeorge
Fuck! Jomo! Your cucumber has gone limp! You always have to fucking embarrass us don't you!?! - Clarisse
Thanks Batchild
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Poor Amy. She has been ruined by drugs.Acturally she is a talented girl. She has a sweet voice. I saw her at milllionaire personals site ---"""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""---- yesterday. It seems she is divorced now.
BoyGeorge that was hysterical
Damn those were worthy submissions! Congrats! It still boggles the mind of just WTF this photo is about? I mean somewhere, someplace, someone thought this was a good idea! Either a case of "If we only do this, the gods will be pleased!", or "If you think that's kinky, well...". Maybe it's better not to know.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Congratulations funny sluts!!! *slapping asses with a cucumber*
Happy Weekend All :)
BIFFJADUDEMADAMXOXOXO
The C Word / DeeDee! Thanks!
Conga-rats to City Barbie and Boy G!
*pulls off clothes and does the nekkid happy dance*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Hooray Clarisse, City Barbie, and BoyGeorge! You bitches are hilarious.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Congrats to the winners - glad to see City Barbie get some recognition!
And WTG Clarisse!!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
The final two contestants on 'I Want To Work For Diddy' prepare him for his bi-weekly nutsack waxing.
MMMMMMM. Shmores!
Villagers from the adopted tribe of umfoo foo repeated the fertility dance they saw thru brad and agelina's window hoping the couple would come back and adopt the remaining villagers.
**dc's finest**
The Guantanamo Bay Fire Drill proved a good time for bread making and Kosher Canning.
The Haitians have to do some weird shit to keep the Kracken from rising up out of the sea and eating their beautiful Virgin Princess.
Where's Lynndie England to narrate the picture? I don't know what is going on without her.
For all you Dark Knight freaks - I found this at Eat Liver, where that up there came from:
http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=3336
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
And everyone thought Gitmo was bad!
If the kids knew how Double Dutch began, they might not enjoy it as much...
Hazing at Alpha Beta Sudan is getting more competitive by the year.
Jump Rope Song:
All In together Girls
How Do you Like the Weather Girls?
January, February, March
April, May, June July...
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
This episode was brought to you by Gonzo, and by the letter "H".
ok ok ok. before we get started here, the safe word is "smores." everyone got it?
Oh cool, exclusive pictures of Madonna's tour rehearsals.
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
Tommy Girl has his minions teach Suri jumprope.
Amistad: Freedom is not given. It is our right at birth. But there are some moments when it must be taken...to extreme measures to do really dumb stunts.
Djimon Hounsou in Real Soul Food
They will never know we don't work at the bakery if we dress up as women when we steal the blocks of butter, bread and cucumber!! No one will be the wiser! It's genius!!!
I guess africa isn't too much different from an american all male prison=/.
Cock, bread and black. They should have one of these in every make jail cell.
Introducing pottery barn's latest coffee table designed by paris hilton. Hitlon saud she wanted to put some of her personality into the design as well as some inspiration she got while in africa.
Introducing pottery barn's latest coffee table designed by paris hilton. Hitlon saud she wanted to put some of her personality into the design as well as some inspiration she got while in africa.
A new species have been discovered, their called "cock-mouth". These cock-mouth beings claim paris hilton is their leader.
Don't judge, I used to have to suck dick for bread too.
So they finally released the photos of Idi Amin's Official Butt Wiper/ De-dingleberry-er / Stuck Missile in the Silo Unsticker assistants to the public? And those were the ones fortunate enough to even have mid-level, salaried positions! You don't want to know what the entry level positions required! Trust me.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Flava Flaaaaaaaav's bachelor party was a hit!
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Brad Pitt's quest for the most unique furniture culminated in his purchase of this chaise lounge for his live-in love. AJ has never been happier. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Submitted by irishtree on July 31, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Think Obama was pissed about his family being on TV? Wait till he finds out his college buddies are showing the pictures they took with him when he had one too many...
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LMAO.
The quality of IKEA's couches was never the same after they outsourced to Africa.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Please don't ever post pictures from Paris Hilton's basement again.
"Mr. Cruise, table for one? Your table is ready."
I did not know that Gay Al was a photographer.
After the Hard Candy failure..Vadge comes up with a new routine. The new tour will be called
MODONNA'S MEGA-MALAWI MASTERBATION.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
Due to economic shortfalls, the New York Fire Department will now be utilizing the 'Human Trampoline' to rescue victims in windows. Helmets will be domestic cheeses from Wisconsin, and breathing apparatuses will be biodegradable cucumber filters. Uniforms will be donated by The Salvation Army and Project Runway rejects. For questions and comments, please use the Direct Hotline Phone featured in yesterday's dlisted.com Caption This Contest.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Five...Five dollar...Five dollar foot longs
I survived an African game show. But I wish I hadn't.
"Performance Art" was a pretty vague way to describe the entertainment portion of the Republican National Convention.
ANTM's new season has some difficult challenges in store.
They will have to hold Tyra like this.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
The new Kenneth Cole fall fashion show was just plain wrong on so many levels.
A first peek at MTV's travesty of the remake of Rocky Horror.
Some of the earliest and rarest images of a male to female transition.
The first picture of abuse at Oprah's school was revealed in court today.
This ritual is called ‘jerkin the gherkin’.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.