Thursday, July 31st 2008
MK On The Left, Ash On The Right
Am I Right? I can only tell them apart because MK Olsen's eyes always look like they've just been doused with wet cocaine. Anytroll, here are the two covers for the Trollsen's new coffee table book "Influences." I shouldn't say "coffee table book." We're talking about the Olsens. I'll say "coke cutting table book" instead.
The book is out October 18th and will be filled with pictures and interviews with a bunch of dumb whores who have shaped their lives. I'm thinking it will be filled with pictures of various bridges, tree trunks, unicorns and an interview with the makers of Shrinky Dinks. Seriously, I'm convinced these trolls are really Shrinky Dinks.
Source: ONTD
Submitted by stake_spike on July 31, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Actually, as a child, I loved their shitastic movies, and they are the same age as me. However, as an adult, I am over that shit and would never buy their ridiculous book. They take themselves wayyyyyyy too seriously, just like most celebutards. I mean, I can just tell by looking at the cover of their book that they take themselves way too seriously. Yea, rub it in our faces that you're billionaires while most of us have to work boring ass 9-5s just to survive. Seriously, why don't all million and billionaires fade into obscurity? I think they're just there to make ourselves feel shitty about our shitty ass lives.
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Mrs. Kravitz, I love dlisted, and laugh at it each and every day. But the comments on this one really seemed excessive--calling them useless skanks is a little over the top, in my humble opinion. I hate that they wear fur, and I think that their style is...nonexistent. However, I know that, for some reason, the fashion world seems to love them. They've clearly bought into the hype and figure that everyone wants to know about what influenced their "homeless chic." But, consider the successful empire they've built at their age while other celebrities are simply famous for dirty videos and famous relatives. I can respect that.
This will be a major sign how the economy is doing, if people waste their money on these two shitheads. They should retitle the book and call it "Under the Influence". Twats.
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Mary -Kate always has that annoying Cat head that protrudes way over her neck
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i guess i'll flip through it if i see it at b&n for a good chuckle
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one likes the wicked witch of the north.
the other, Glenda the good witch.
SHRINKY DINKS????
I was the King of Shrinky Dinks!!!
I would begggg my mom for them and I would spend my allowance money on them!
I think Shrinky Dinks are the reason I am gay!
post surgey, the trolls look somewhat more distinct; i also wonder what kind of brain haze caused them to think America is clammering to know more about them
Submitted by Clarisse on July 31, 2008 - 11:00am
That's becaus they have the money to buy their own book. Someone like Tori Spelling has way more fans than them and only made it to #4.
If they do make it to number one we'll know it's a mistake.
Seriously have you ever met anyone that was an Olsen fan? I'm the same age as them and never looked up to them or particularly liked them. DJ was always my favorite. I don't know anyone that says 'I love the Olsens'. I don't think they've ever had a huge following.
I thought you could tell because one is dirtier looking than the other. The one on the left has to be MK, the uncombed hair and makeup look like her. While the one on the right is more polished, so that has to be the other one.
Based on the names at the bottom, I would say Ashely is on the left and Mary Kate is on the right. But I don't care about them enough to really know. Pretty cool how their handwriting is different, yet so strikingly similar.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by giddy goat on July 31, 2008 - 11:29am.
I don't particularly care about them one way or another except to occasionally gawk at what they wear, but I think it is telling that they actually think Americans are sitting around their dinner tables at night and discussing the possible forces that led to the Olsens current state of being. Like really, who cares? They are too grown up to appeal to kids, and adults don't give a fuck either. They must be hot shit in their own personal group of friends and think that extends to the rest of the world.
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you hit the nail on the head with that one. they must be living in some great drug induced fantasy land if they really think people care about who"influenced" them.
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Sure, and this will shoot right to the top of NYTimes best-seller list, BET!
*Pulls finger out of light socket*...ok, maybe not the TOP...
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All it needs is a little push.
Ok, ok...I went looking. I didn't find what I was looking for but I found this from Mary Kate...I think what makes it funny is that she prolly wasn't tryna be funny. LOL!
"Australia is so cool that it's hard to even know where to start describing it. The beaches are beautiful; so is the weather. Not too crowded. Great food, great music, really nice people. It must be a lot like Los Angeles was many years ago."
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 31, 2008 - 10:42am.
Nothing more self-indulgent than putting out a lame ass coffee table book.
I guess we know what all Troll's friends will be getting for X-Mas.
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Meh. I'd request a lump of coal, instead.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Nothing more self-indulgent than putting out a lame ass coffee table book.
I guess we know what all Troll's friends will be getting for X-Mas.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 8:31am.
good times, good times
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by Elixir Sue on July 31, 2008 - 11:26am.
So, I have to respect their ability to make a brand/empire at their age, and, seemingly, on their own.
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Sadly, I have had to watch many of the movies they made while they were growing up. They made, at least, one every year. And they were singing and dancing horribly all the way through them all...they may have thought it was fun but I'm pretty sure it wasn't their idea.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Elixir Sue on July 31, 2008 - 11:26am
???
Who cares.
There rich little hobbit trolls, they are "celebs", hence the design of this blog is to snark and snark is what we do.
No one really cares that much except you maybe.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Cindyloo on July 31, 2008 - 8:26am.
When I think of a coffee table book, I always think of Kramer on Seinfeld.
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A coffee table book...about coffee tables!!!
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.........that actually turns into a coffee table!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Elixir Sue on July 31, 2008 - 11:26am.
I don't see anything wrong with understanding what/who you are. The Olsen twins have created an empire. I don't think they admitted that they know they're completely useless save for their ability to get tweens to buy lip gloss
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And now, sadly, I don't have proof - I'm not even sure where to look for it...but I *know* I heard one of them say it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Elixir Sue on July 31, 2008 - 10:26am.
Is there anyone "pulling the strings" behind them? Did anyone push them into doing all the merchandising and films?
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Yes, and yes.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I don't particularly care about them one way or another except to occasionally gawk at what they wear, but I think it is telling that they actually think Americans are sitting around their dinner tables at night and discussing the possible forces that led to the Olsens current state of being. Like really, who cares? They are too grown up to appeal to kids, and adults don't give a fuck either. They must be hot shit in their own personal group of friends and think that extends to the rest of the world.
Submitted by Cindyloo on July 31, 2008 - 8:26am.
When I think of a coffee table book, I always think of Kramer on Seinfeld.
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A coffee table book...about coffee tables!!!
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
ElixirSue, the only thing that bothers me about these two is they always look so fucking miserable.
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Submitted by Elixir Sue on July 31, 2008 - 8:26am.
1. You are absolutely correct.
2. Do you have any idea what Dlisted is all about?
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
When I think of a coffee table book, I always think of Kramer on Seinfeld.
Is anyone even going to buy this book?
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I don't see anything wrong with understanding what/who you are. The Olsen twins have created an empire. I don't think they admitted that they know they're completely useless save for their ability to get tweens to buy lip gloss. Is there anyone "pulling the strings" behind them? Did anyone push them into doing all the merchandising and films? I don't really know, but they're the ones with a hundred million dollars to their name. So, I have to respect their ability to make a brand/empire at their age, and, seemingly, on their own.
It should be called "Collagen Lips and Monkey Fur Eyelashes"
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by Elixir Sue on July 31, 2008 - 11:15am.
I'm confused. Why does everyone hate them?
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Okay, 1. There are VERY few people that I wouldn't defend against Spencer Pratt.
and 2. I think it has something to do with something they said in an article years back...something about understanding that they are a brand. They understand that they're not talented or beautiful or smart or useful...they are a brand. And they're ok with that.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Elixir Sue on July 31, 2008 - 8:15am.
Would anybody here be out solving world hunger or cancer if they had that kind of money and fame?
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Yes, I would.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
EW. Who, on God's green earth, would want to showcase those two fugs on their coffee table? Do 9 year olds have apartments now?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by NaNoop on July 31, 2008 - 7:50am.
They look like vagrants, by all accounts smell like them, too. Certainly drink and drug like bums. {{{Scratches head trying to figure it all out}}}
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They are Howard Hughes disciples...
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
I'm confused. Why does everyone hate them? Isn't this the same group of people who defended the Olsens when Spencer had his digs in at them? It's not as if they were just born lucky, check out their imdb page. They've worked since they were babies, which is more than I can say for myself, and probably more work than most people here have put in. Would anybody here be out solving world hunger or cancer if they had that kind of money and fame? Unlikely. Now, I don't really want to know about their influences, but I don't loathe them for making a book!
We know FOOD isn't one of their influences.
could not care less about these two little crack trolls!!!
who the hell wants to be influenced by these two trolls?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Both are sleezy, worthless, talentless slut skanks... I wish they would go away.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 31, 2008 - 9:52am.
It's unfortunate that so many good manuscripts by talented but otherwise unknown authors get rejected by publishers, but these two completely incompetent drug addicts get one published, and it's just about themselves and their coke-saturated lives.
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You can just add them to the list of other good-for-nothing quaso-celebrities whose egos allowed them to believe that they're actually real published authors. Wonky McValtrex, anyone? How can you be a published author if you can barely read? Nice job hiring ghostwriters, ladies, but you all may as well have put a steaming pile of ca-ca between two pieces of cardboard and sold that, instead; at least it's more honest.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I want this book for my birthday. I am so influenced by everything these girls do.....
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
It's easy to tell them apart:
one of them looks showered, coherent, and somewhat upbeat.
the other one, not so much.
It's almost like the stylist always start with Ashley, then lapses into a coma before she begins work on her unfortunate twin.
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They both look like they could burst into a rabid "oooh oooh AH AH!" chimp yell at any second.
It's unfortunate that so many good manuscripts by talented but otherwise unknown authors get rejected by publishers, but these two completely incompetent drug addicts get one published, and it's just about themselves and their coke-saturated lives.
Anyway they ceased being interesting since that putrid countdown to their 18th birthday came and went.
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I will never understand how those bungholes created such an empire of wealth. I just don't "get" what they offer and that people buy. They look like vagrants, by all accounts smell like them, too. Certainly drink and drug like bums. {{{Scratches head trying to figure it all out}}}
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on July 31, 2008 - 9:46am.
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I'm in love with your avvie. Foghorn Leghorn couldn't change the boy!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on July 31, 2008 - 6:42am.
Yea, I think this picture proves that Ashley is the prettier less retarded one.
Dunno Jinxy, she might be prettier but don't know if they are any different in the retarded aspect???
Grey Goose, and the local sidewalk pharmacist best get they props!!!
I can only imagine the morons who will actually buy the book.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 9:39am.
Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 10:36am
LOL!
Wanna play some Connect Four? I'll get you with the diagonal play....
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Ok, but I've gotta put away my Colorforms, first.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron