Morning Wood

Damn...Why does 50 not sound like a lot to me? Maybe because I'm at like 38, but I also don't count names I can't remember...Yep, charter member of the slut brigade...

"Like all members of the oldest profession I'm a capitalist"

I think it looks like a roasted pig.or a effed up dog.Either way really sad/scary.Poor "monster".

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"Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers."..Larry the Lobster from SpongeBob SquarePants..

WB 11's morning show is the most embarrasing show to watch, yet I can't stop myself. Emily Francis and the traffic chicks are idiots and look like cheap hookaz!

*aaaaa! I always wanted to say that lmao*

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

I work on the Las Vegas strip... so I see some international Shit-tastic Fashion comin thru the hotel.

I have seen 2 heifers wearing these shoes. One in blue with an open heel and I really had to take a minute to figure out what the hell was going on. It makes no sense!

My ankles start sweating when I look at these bad boys....

You know Hayden already did that. Aw yeah.

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Help me!

I really want to know what that creature is now!

It does look like a turtle minus shell

or a puffin/penguin that's been somehow balded

I must know! Surely scientists have tested it?! Geesh when we had a mini swordfish land on our beach (uk) it was grabbed, examined, and stuffed in the museum by the end of the week!

Does anyone know what this creature really is?

Submitted by kacky on July 31, 2008 - 8:21am.
Again, with the toes hanging over. Retard.
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I KNOW!!!
I hate that.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy

Why is this the first I've heard of this "monster"? Did that just happen? I'm always a sucker for a good monster story.

Again, with the toes hanging over. Retard.

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Don't dream it... BE it!

wait i actually like those rachel bilson boots. a little weird but i like them. they could be worse...they could be fergie shoes.

i'd like to see the dudes/dudettes that will admit to sleeping with whoopi...on second thought....never mind...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

Boondals? Sandoots? What do you call those besides ugly? On the bright side, ...err. Nevermind, there is no bright side to those otrocities.

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...whatever.

I might like those boots if they were black microfiber and hugged the ankle instead of being all loose like that.

Whoopi has fucked more people than me. HOBAG! Ha! Ha!

Boots and/or scarves in the summer are stupid looking......and those boots are just fucking heinous.

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

Only 50 Whoopi?

Amateur.

With a name like that, I expected whore, er, more.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by The C word on July 31, 2008 - 9:44am.
Jeff Corwin says the dead thing is a decomposing raccoon.

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He needs to get his eyes checked and lay off the sauce.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Jeff Corwin says the dead thing is a decomposing raccoon.

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

FLA,
I knew that, you goober! I would recognize your magnificent ass anywhere! hahaha.

I slept with a lot a people. I may not remember all of their names but I remember what they were driving...I had a GREAT freaking time with '82 grey Chevy Chevette.

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...whatever.

Open toe boots? doesn't that defeat the fuckin purpose. They are gross and for a second I thought she went the whole 9 years and 'penny rolled'/'french cuffed' her damn jeans a la 1992.
Tori, to me maybe the most vile piece of shit I ever laid eyes on. If I ever saw her I would have to show her my Shalin Style and karate kick that bitch in the face. She makes me ill and what makes me even more ill is that stupid motherfuckers make cunts like this millionaires. Is it just me or is Tori like offensively ugly?
I think she is.

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 10:22am.
Turtles are not like in the cartoons. They cannot slip out of a shell.

You think? I was only saying what it looked like to me, being silly.

I mean duh, its me Lolo, im silly.

Seriously, Im out of here for a while.
You guys have a nice rest of the summer.

U-G-L-Y, she ain't got no alibi.....

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

I think Rachel Bilson made a pair of fug shoes outta that thing on the beach...

@Mike,
The thing has its front legs bound. Obviously not a creature from the deep. There is some sick a-hole out there. You are right. Turtles are not like in the cartoons. They cannot slip out of a shell.

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...whatever.

HE may have tried anal for the first time but he's done it with that doll at least 100 times.

Tori Spelling is right across the river? Gross. I thought I smelled foot & ass cheese in the air this morning...
Whatever that creature is, I hope it's been put out of its apparent misery. I'm talking about Rachel Bilson's boots, here--not the shell-less turtle.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 31, 2008 - 10:11am.

It's not a turtle as a turle's bones (or at least its spine) are connected to its shell. The origins of the photo are shady, so I think it's some kind of viral marketing scam.

Those ridiculous open-toed boots look like loose ace bandages.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

I've had sex with at least 150, but most of that was in my mind.

And those are what, ankle chaps?

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

the monster is a turtle with no shell

and that makes me very sad

good bye poor turtle

good bye d-list beeetches.

It's not the footwear I object to as much as the skeletal feet.

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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."

i totally thought it was either HoHan or Parasite. it could have been Shitney but the toes are too clean.

Those are hideous boot/sandal things. It was hot and sticky here in NYC yesterday. I saw a woman in a spaghetti strap dress and fucking boots. And my SIL was wearing jeans and Frye boots. WTF? It's like you acknowledge that it's uncomfortably warm and humid, but you deny your feet the freedom to breathe? Why do people wear BOOTS in the summer? I don't care WHAT fashion says, my feet are as exposed as possible in the summer.