I Will Always Love Cheeto
The Cheeto Princess might be in love with one of her bodyguards. Cue band! "And IIIIIIIIII wiiiiilll always love cheeeeeetooooooooo! "
The Sun reports that the dude's name is Lee and he's a former Israeli soldier. Lee has been staying at Brit Brit's Cheeto palace and is visiting her ass on his day off. A source said, “He is her perfect type. She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves. They’ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical."
Since when does she like dudes who are in "great shape"? Adnan Ghalib has double D chichis. And KFed had straight-up FOPA (fat over penis area).
Brit Brit has a history of effing with the staff. Lee is the fourth employee to get involved with Brit. They just can't resist her Frapp juices. Seriously, you know she squirts Frapp.
Above is Lee with Brit Brit in Mexico earlier this week. Hmmm...if it looks like a tool, walks like a tool and dances like a tool....it's totally fucking Brit Brit.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 6:31am.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's correct about the conservatorship. I'll make a half-hearted effort to find the link.
No, the Huffington Post comment was BS. I thought it was funny that Dlisted would be having a raging political debate and not addressing more pressing issues like Shauna's lipo.
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GEEZ, How could I miss RICH. Thanks, Angel-i.
Hi Miss Priss!!!!
*smooch*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 9:27am
Oh really?
Damn.
I was hoping for new pink and orange extensions, new brown boots and a few Mercedes in her driveway.
Off T: Do you have the link for that AJ/JA debate at huffington?
I read that last night and couldn't find the thread over there........see how I am?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
KD:
Is an orphaned only child.
Submitted by KD on July 31, 2008 - 9:29am.
Every Woman's "in your dreams" perfect man list:
Works out and is in great shape
Has a sexy accent
Not ugly
Not gay
Well endowed
Did I miss anything?
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Um...Hel-LO!
RICH?!?!
You got Britney issues, dude;P
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Submitted by KD on July 31, 2008 - 6:29am.
Every Woman's "in your dreams" perfect man list
Likes to shop?
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Every Woman's "in your dreams" perfect man list:
Works out and is in great shape
Has a sexy accent
Not ugly
Not gay
Well endowed
Did I miss anything?
Are you guys sure that's the boyfriend in this pic? He doesn't look like he lifts weights and there's no tatts. I thought that was that guy from vegas that own some hotel/bar...
HI Bradiful!!!
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cheetoni
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 6:21am.
Well her money gets sprung from the pokey tomorrow
I read somewhere last night, in a Pussy haze, that the parties have agreed to continue the conservatorship till the end of 2008.
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Submitted by Chris A on July 31, 2008 - 9:44am.
Submitted by FatMartha on July 31, 2008 - 9:06am.
LOL woops, I meant to say right on..
Her hair might be a hot ass mess, and she may need a few treatments to the face, but her body is looking good.. You have to give her some credit.
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True dat. If she wasn't a celeb, she'd be the "girl next door" type. She at least LOOKS healthy (again, not anorexic), even if her veins are filled with Frapp.
I see women walking around in bikinis a lot, and 90% of the time I want to walk up to them and pull an MK by saying, "Girlfriend please." NOT flattering when you have rolls. Anygays, I shall shut my large mouth for this post now unless one of you ho's says something hilarious (which is always of course <3).
if you're twice divorced with two kids and your perfect type is all about being in shape and tattoos, then you should probably rethink entering into any sort of relationship. sounds like the mentality of a 6th grader.
Well her money gets sprung from the pokey tomorrow,
WHIP UP SOME PURPLE DRANK and don't forget the sherbet ice ring this time, Shitney is going to party like she won NASCAR.
My query is WHY THE FUCK do these asstarded fucko douche security dickheads HOOK UP WITH HER?
She's so rank and stank filled, like a broke ass cannoli filled with Cheetoni.
And we call the FOPA "vuva scrunch", (vuh-vah).
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Twatney has no class. Screwing the help is so tacky, and desperate.
Submitted by peaches on July 31, 2008 - 9:12am.
An Israeli=adnan's worst nightmare! That's the way the world is, don't shoot the messenger!
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Well, prolly not - but only because Adnan's really such a Chav (British hooligan). It's like saying some Pakistani the TDot is scared of Israeli's, except he isn't because, here, those kinda people might hang out together even.
What makes me laugh is that he's Mossad and I just saw Don't mess with the Zohan (sp?) which was DAMN funny - I just keep remembering him sexing up all the grannies.
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Miss American Dream.
I dunno, I think she's starting to look like Popeye...
Submitted by madam s. on July 31, 2008 - 9:05am.
No, not Ms. Lucite, but she is a relative of Clay Aiken. She was talking to another co-worker about an ant problem in her bathroom. The comment just struck me as very funny.
Submitted by FatMartha on July 31, 2008 - 9:06am.
LOL woops, I meant to say right on..
Her hair might be a hot ass mess, and she may need a few treatments to the face, but her body is looking good.. You have to give her some credit.
"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~
Submitted by FatMartha on July 31, 2008 - 9:06am.
"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 31, 2008 - 9:05am.
It will forever boggle my mind as to how the masses ever considered her hot!
Even at her so-called hottest, she was starving herself to mask the thunder thighs and goiter neck that we have been seeing now the past 3 years.
It's called smoke & mirrors attractiveness, not hotness.
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Altho I do take exception to the "thunder thighs" - I love my big strong legs and when hers are tight, I like hers too BUT...that smoke and mirrors thing is SO true. Add to that she was just young. Lots of people are cute when they're young and then grow up into something else entirely.
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Submitted by FatMartha on July 31, 2008 - 9:06am.
Submitted by pickles on July 31, 2008 - 9:32am.
Britney's top half looks decent but she needs a long sarong for the bottom half.
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I have to disagree with you on that one. I know lots of girls who would kill for her body. Yeah her legs are a bit on the stumpy side but she's got a good figure. Even when she was so-called "fat" during the VMA's she was still probably four sizes smaller than the average American woman.
Yeah, she's crazy and a shittastic mother, but cut the girl some slack. Just because she ain't anorexic like Knightley or those other bitches doesn't make her less attractive.
Okay, rant over. ^^;
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Shitney always goes for the help. No celebrity dudes would go near that toxic poonnani.
He's her type....who isn't? Everyone's a whore's type
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Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 9:35am.
Submitted by FatMartha on July 31, 2008 - 8:59am.
Yes he looks like a tool, but I'd hit it from here to Sunday.
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That's gotta be, like, Britney's mantra or something.
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Well, Sunday's only three days away. You know this douche will be outta here by then.
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Submitted by pickles on July 31, 2008 - 9:32am.
Britney's top half looks decent but she needs a long sarong for the bottom half.
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I have to disagree with you on that one. I know lots of girls who would kill for her body. Yeah her legs are a bit on the stumpy side but she's got a good figure. Even when she was so-called "fat" during the VMA's she was still probably four sizes smaller than the average American woman.
Yeah, she's crazy and a shittastic mother, but cut the girl some slack. Just because she ain't anorexic like Knightley or those other bitches doesn't make her less attractive.
Okay, rant over. ^^;
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mike,
In what context did your coworker offer that ant wisdom? And was it the coworker with the lucite heels?
It will forever boggle my mind as to how the masses ever considered her hot!
Even at her so-called hottest, she was starving herself to mask the thunder thighs and goiter neck that we have been seeing now the past 3 years.
It's called smoke & mirrors attractiveness, not hotness.
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Submitted by FatMartha on July 31, 2008 - 8:59am.
Yes he looks like a tool, but I'd hit it from here to Sunday.
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That's gotta be, like, Britney's mantra or something.
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Those are some sturdy legs.
"An ant loves some toothpaste."
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As long as he signs Daddy Spears "Non Disclosure" agreement get it girl
Submitted by islandgirl on July 31, 2008 - 5:55am.
Maybe they could shoot her out of a cannon or something.
Whether or not she joins the circus.
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Gives up her kids & then jets off to Cabo with her new boyfriend/body guard - that speaks volumes about what's most important to this swamp whore.
I don't see any tattoos. He's probably one of those guys that gets them in girly places.
Britney's top half looks decent but she needs a long sarong for the bottom half.
again...what is the attraction of douche dick?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
But I thought Poppa Spears is buying KFed's hand in remarriage for her? Aren't they reconnecting during phone sex or whatever? Damn, don't dash my dreams for that classy reunion!
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Serious question for the men:
Could you get it up after seeing the bloody crotch shots? Knowing that KFed and Addon had been there before you?
Or do $$$ cause stiffies?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I can't wait till, someday, we get tell-all books by Ali Simms, Shannon Funk, Carla Ruiz, and the rest of Brit's staff during her meltdown period.
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Id hit it.
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Yes he looks like a tool, but I'd hit it from here to Sunday.
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Hi5.
Yay! FINALLY! A chance to say it:
Hot damn, ho. Here we go again.
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She's sad. Too bad she ends up dating idiots who see dating her as a novelty act.
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I still think Brit looks Great!
If you see these Britney pictures
Lee... I have to say.. You are a lucky man!
Bundles of joy four and five, Potato Dumpling and Curly Fry, should be on their way any time now.
And he's yucky as hell. It's not a good sign if you can visibly see that someone is dimwitted. (As if sleeping with Britney wouldn't be a telltale sign anyway).
look at his legs then look at hers.... kinda funny. Tree stumps and twigs. !
She's like the Princess Stephanie of the pop world--- always screwing the help. It would be delicious if she decided to do the same as Stephanie did and run away with the circus. Maybe they could shoot her out of a cannon or something.
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Those are some TTL's - Tree Trunk Legs
Congrats to Brit for getting a hot - hell ANY - piece.
Unfortunately, he cannot fuck her silly, cuz she's already there.
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It will forever boggle my mind as to how its ALWAYS the women who are not ready for a relationship and/or kids that seem to have them.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.