I Will Always Love Cheeto
The Cheeto Princess might be in love with one of her bodyguards. Cue band! "And IIIIIIIIII wiiiiilll always love cheeeeeetooooooooo! "
The Sun reports that the dude's name is Lee and he's a former Israeli soldier. Lee has been staying at Brit Brit's Cheeto palace and is visiting her ass on his day off. A source said, “He is her perfect type. She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves. They’ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical."
Since when does she like dudes who are in "great shape"? Adnan Ghalib has double D chichis. And KFed had straight-up FOPA (fat over penis area).
Brit Brit has a history of effing with the staff. Lee is the fourth employee to get involved with Brit. They just can't resist her Frapp juices. Seriously, you know she squirts Frapp.
Above is Lee with Brit Brit in Mexico earlier this week. Hmmm...if it looks like a tool, walks like a tool and dances like a tool....it's totally fucking Brit Brit.
I believe it is called a "FUPA" for fat UPPER pussy area. Not a "fopa".
wow she looks great. lets how long she keeps it up though. she also looks as though she's holding in her stomach.
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wow her body does look much better. I guess I may have to switch to Bally's
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by FatMartha on July 31, 2008 - 9:06am
I disagree totally. She has a very masculine body, she is big in all the wrong places and has no curves and just resembles a linebacker or truck driver. I am all for women having meat on their bones, but I expect them to look like women and not mannish like Britney.
Dang me! Send me LEE immediately! puhleeze! He's a friggin hottie, plus I love cut dudes.
I'll take him, MK, if you dont want him. Just throw him over your shoulder and I'll catch him!
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
It never fails to amaze me how Brit finds guys still willing to fuck her, given the wide spectrum of STDs she has.
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She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Who isn't a former Israeli soldier?
It's all apart of life for them. Go through school, then go through the military for a short time and serve and then you're out and you can say, "I was in the army."
And most likely for Brit, it's not love...it's just the attention she's getting and she can't separate that from love.
Oh well...she has kids who will give her that unconditional support but she was too stupid to realize what a good thing she had. 2 adorable boys and all the money in the world to make sure her life is perfect. Too bad it's a little screwed. I guess you can take the girl out of the country but you can't take the country out of the girl. And it's also a shame...she didn't grow up in a trailer but it seems as though she aspires to retire in a trailer. That's cool i guess.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 11:52am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 8:51am.
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I have to relax my hair once a year...it's still curly but not INSANE (it's pretty humid here, generally)... And, strangely, Supergrow! As you may have guessed, it doesn't make your hair grow but it keeps it from getting unruly.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 10:52am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 8:51am.
OY! You got big hair too?
Thank God for flat irons.
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My hair's actually mostly straight, but outside on a particularly humid day...holy afro, Batman!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 31, 2008 - 8:51am.
OY! You got big hair too?
Thank God for flat irons.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 10:41am.
Here is me in St. Louis, and I kid you not.
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Mrs K.! Rummaging through my old photo album, again?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 8:46am.
YES!!!!!
I will give her big hugs and wet sloppy kisses from everyone.
Ya know who I really want to meet?
JIM!!!
ALL CAPS JIM!!!!
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 11:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 8:34am.
And ACK! My hair got an inch bigger just reading that!
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PLEASE, don't even go there, girlfriend.
Here is me in St. Louis, and I kid you not.
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LOL! I feel you, hunny.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
awesome MrsK! Will this be your first "in person" meeting with a fellow Dlister?
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 8:34am.
And ACK! My hair got an inch bigger just reading that!
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PLEASE, don't even go there, girlfriend.
Here is me in St. Louis, and I kid you not.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 31, 2008 - 8:36am.
I KNOW!!!!!!
We have already made plans to meet!!!!!!
I am VERY excited!!!!!
Hence, all the exclamation marks.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
MrsK......Skybitch lives in St. Louis.....you should look her up!
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 31, 2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 8:28am.
Y thank u, Mrs. K, for your support:)
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My pleasure. Us big-legged girls gotta stick together.
Speaking of sticking together, I am going to St. Louis tomorrow. ACK! 95 degress and 98% humidity.
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Yeah, dude. Robert Crumb knows what he's talking about;)(he loves big leg girls - he's a weirdo but he's an artist and so, at least, we get to represent on occasion)
And ACK! My hair got an inch bigger just reading that!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 8:28am.
Y thank u, Mrs. K, for your support:)
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My pleasure. Us big-legged girls gotta stick together.
Speaking of sticking together, I am going to St. Louis tomorrow. ACK! 95 degress and 98% humidity.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Y thank u, Mrs. K, for your support:)
and HIIIII!!!! back;D
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
F-Listed, I am a Jew, and I have a tattoo....I also know many other Jews who have them.
I didn't say I was a "good" Jew.
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Submitted by F- Listed on July 31, 2008 - 10:18am.
Sorry, but no way in hell does he have tatoos. They are TABOO in the jewish religion, your body is your temple and you do not alter it (piercing and tats). SO, I really doubt this story.
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I'm Jewish and I have a tatt, and so do several of my cousins. I may be a Jew, but I'm just not religious. It happens. And so be it if I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery--am I really going to care where my rotting shell goes after I die?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by F- Listed on July 31, 2008 - 8:18am.
Sorry, but no way in hell does he have tatoos. They are TABOO in the jewish religion,
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True, but I highly doubt this guy is Orthodox! Many Israelis are completely secular. I'll bet he eats bacon cheeseburgers.
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by Beth4 on July 31, 2008 - 9:02am.
Gives up her kids & then jets off to Cabo with her new boyfriend/body guard - that speaks volumes about what's most important to this swamp whore.
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Yup!
I just looked at that site, did you guys see the photo of Shitney taking away a pack of Marlboro's from SPF? And the other one with him holder the lighter?
Real Nice.
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Dick happens! - MK
Sorry, but no way in hell does he have tatoos. They are TABOO in the jewish religion, your body is your temple and you do not alter it (piercing and tats). SO, I really doubt this story.
But, Sh*tney needs 2 more kids to throw away, so she must start humping someone or Jamie Lynn is going to catch up soon!!!
just don't marry him BritBrit! he has the geek. :)
Submitted by skeptical at best on July 31, 2008 - 9:24am.
if you're twice divorced with two kids and your perfect type is all about being in shape and tattoos, then you should probably rethink entering into any sort of relationship. sounds like the mentality of a 6th grader.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 31, 2008 - 7:04am.
Submitted by NaNoop on July 31, 2008 - 3:57pm.
I wonder what's the deal with the conservatorship?
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There's a meeting today. It could be extended until the end of the year.
"They will ask the judge to continue the conservatorship until the fall. We hear it may last until the end of the year." - TMZ
Dang. Guess no Cheeto Gone Wild to look forward to. {{Sigh}}}
Submitted by angel_i on July 31, 2008 - 6:13am.
Altho I do take exception to the "thunder thighs" - I love my big strong legs and when hers are tight, I like hers too
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Submitted by KD on July 31, 2008 - 5:29am.
Every Woman's "in your dreams" perfect man list:
Works out and is in great shape
Has a sexy accent
Not ugly
Not gay
Well endowed
Did I miss anything?
Since we're talking dreams here: Has TONS of $$$ and DOESN'T BELIEVE IN PRENUPS
I agree with the commenter who says Brit needs a sarong.....ick.
She needs to be alone, NOT with a man.....it's ok to be alone Brit, it really is.
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
"She loves guys who work out"
A girl MUST have standards!
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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
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Submitted by NaNoop on July 31, 2008 - 3:57pm.
I wonder what's the deal with the conservatorship?
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There's a meeting today. It could be extended until the end of the year.
"They will ask the judge to continue the conservatorship until the fall. We hear it may last until the end of the year." - TMZ
http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/30/britney-saner-but-still-not-sane-enough/
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
Submitted by FatMartha on July 31, 2008 - 5:06am.
Submitted by pickles on July 31, 2008 - 9:32am.
Britney's top half looks decent but she needs a long sarong for the bottom half.
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I have to disagree with you on that one. I know lots of girls who would kill for her body. Yeah her legs are a bit on the stumpy side but she's got a good figure. Even when she was so-called "fat" during the VMA's she was still probably four sizes smaller than the average American woman.
Yeah, she's crazy and a shittastic mother, but cut the girl some slack. Just because she ain't anorexic like Knightley or those other bitches doesn't make her less attractive.
Okay, rant over. ^^;
Dunno, Fats- I think that she is not "naturally" that way at all. She is totally lipo'd and probably always has been. She is still an unrealistic goal for anybody who admires her build. She ain't really built that way.
Wow, she really digs his tats. That's deep.
Anybody who takes "interest" in Shitney is automatically disqualified from being considered smart or sincere.
I wonder what's the deal with the conservatorship?
Unfitney in love? Only with herslef. She has NO IDEA how to love other people.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
obviouzzly..she needs serious therapy, but i don't think she'll ever be as "put together" as she used to be when she first came out. I feel like that was just like her record label and the people around her telling her what to do, what to say, etc. and now that she's a grown woman who can do whatever she wants - she's doing whatever she wants because she's never had that kind of control over herself. she used to work/be on tour/be making a new record ALL THE TIMEE
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"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
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Submitted by likeSERIOUSLY on July 31, 2008 - 9:19am.
he's short..if he's as tall as britney, that means he's only like 5'6 or something
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Britney is not looking at his height let alone whether he is a nice person, she craves attention, he gave her some and viola, like magic her legs opened. She has a serious problem.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
I can assure (trust me, I know people who do this sort of thing-seriously!) you that if he is ex IDF and Mossad and he is banging his client, his days as a high level operator are over. That community is much smaller and interconnected than people realize. Reputation is everything with these types and he just committed the cardinal sin and it will come back to haunt him. Good luck finding work if this is true. And if he signed a confidentiality agreement, he is double screwed!
As for Brit, who would even want to go 'there'? A mentally unstable druggie/drunk with the history she has? Then the thought of Kfed scratching 'Kfed wuz here' underneath the scratching of 'So was Adnan' and many others in her baby making tunnel is too repulsive to even consider! Not only do I personally find her unattractive physically, but it''s more of a total package thing with her. The literal Town Punch of H-wood! EEEEEWWWWW YUCK!!!!!!!
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
she's such a cute little twat, in some ways. her little ducky feet stick out sideways like Pluto the cartoon dog.
he's short..if he's as tall as britney, that means he's only like 5'6 or something
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"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere"
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@Sheeps,
**Poking index fingers into ears and singing loudly**
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA.
(LOL)
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...whatever.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 7:03am.
You are no longer a credible source.
How can you say that? Look at my avie.
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Bradi,
I bit too. I spent a couple of hrs reading political blogs...haha. I still don't know anything I didn't already know but got some new bigger wrods. whoo-hoo.
@Sheeps,
You are no longer a credible source. You have gone from People to National Enquirer. You with your mistruths...
LOL.
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...whatever.
Isn't the hearing today? I got an alert from my Yahoo Calendar about it. LOL
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 31, 2008 - 6:40am.
I prefer EMBELLISHER. I'll tell you what: I'll post something further only if my blurry late-night reading was off.
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Ne soyez pas des moutons. Arretez de croire ce qu'on vous montre sur internet sans esprit critique.
Note to "Tool" bodyguard: Knock the stupid Hillbetty up ASAP and sit back waiting for your gravy train to pull into the station.
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Sheeps on July 31, 2008 - 9:36am
LIE TELLER!
But I know what you mean....
Don't worry about no stinkin' links, I'll take your postin' words at face value.
On T: Shitney is reminding me of Tonya Harding....
What?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.