Thursday, July 31st 2008

Birthday Sluts

Dean Cain (42)
B.J. Novak (29)
Ben Chaplin (38)
J.K. Rowling (42)
Fatboy Slim (45)
Wesley Snipes (46)
Mark Cuban (50)

Posted by: Michael K


Happy Birthday B.J.!!

DivasGone, Happy 32d!! *clinking vodka shots--well, yogurt cup anyway*

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JillyPoo's picture

Happy Birthday BJ!

I'm so freakin' pumped for The Office to start back up... only 2 more months!

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Submitted by DivasGone on July 31, 2008 - 5:37am.

Submitted by Triscuit on July 31, 2008 - 4:52am.
I can't look at Dean Cain without seeing Scott Peterson.
Remember that movie?

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Absofrigginlutely...I totally do! He was trying to show his acting chops. But Scott Peterson was a bad actor himself.. so he was screwed from the getgo.

Ok. I am going to take the low road here and add myself to the list of Birthday Sluts.

I'm DivasGone and I'm 32 today. My mother thinks it is hilarious to call me @ 4:32 every year on my Bday because that's what time I was born. But it's really not that funny because I can't ever go back to sleep.

So now, here I sit, drunk on last night's vodka... talking about Dean Cain. Would it be tacky to start drinking again right now? And yes! That's perhaps the world's cheapest looking Superman costume. I expect him to be wearing Underoos if we could see his bottom half.

*hiccup* It's going to be a glorious day.

Happy Birfday :)

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Happy Birthday JK!!!!!

parissucksliterally's picture

Yay for BJ! (yes, pun intended)....I love The Office! I can't wait for it to start again.....KILL the Reality Shows.....Kill the producers of Reality Shows...

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Happy bday Dean Cain!!

A huge happy bday to J.K. Rowling!!! (p.s. happy bday Harry!!)

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 31, 2008 - 7:35am.

I did and I replied. Some time ago, right? Maybe check your spam folder?

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DebFrmHell's picture

Sheeps,
Did you ever get an email from moi?

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Triscuit on July 31, 2008 - 4:52am.
I can't look at Dean Cain without seeing Scott Peterson.
Remember that movie?

- I still see Mark Harmon and think of Ted Bundy and Volkswagons.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "W e a l t h y L o v e s. c o m" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May

bourgie's picture

JK is a shero!

Mark Cuban looks and acts like he's 12.

angel_i's picture

PS. Happy Birfday, DivasGone!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Submitted by DivasGone on July 31, 2008 - 9:37am.

Submitted by Triscuit on July 31, 2008 - 4:52am.
I can't look at Dean Cain without seeing Scott Peterson.
Remember that movie?

__________________________________________

Absofrigginlutely...I totally do! He was trying to show his acting chops. But Scott Peterson was a bad actor himself.. so he was screwed from the getgo.

Ok. I am going to take the low road here and add myself to the list of Birthday Sluts.

I'm DivasGone and I'm 32 today. My mother thinks it is hilarious to call me @ 4:32 every year on my Bday because that's what time I was born. But it's really not that funny because I can't ever go back to sleep
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Haha! Payback is a bitch. Your poor Mama didn't sleep again for the next 2 years, easily...

I can't WAIT till my kid grows up!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.

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Submitted by Triscuit on July 31, 2008 - 4:52am.
I can't look at Dean Cain without seeing Scott Peterson.
Remember that movie?

__________________________________________

Absofrigginlutely...I totally do! He was trying to show his acting chops. But Scott Peterson was a bad actor himself.. so he was screwed from the getgo.

Ok. I am going to take the low road here and add myself to the list of Birthday Sluts.

I'm DivasGone and I'm 32 today. My mother thinks it is hilarious to call me @ 4:32 every year on my Bday because that's what time I was born. But it's really not that funny because I can't ever go back to sleep.

So now, here I sit, drunk on last night's vodka... talking about Dean Cain. Would it be tacky to start drinking again right now? And yes! That's perhaps the world's cheapest looking Superman costume. I expect him to be wearing Underoos if we could see his bottom half.

*hiccup* It's going to be a glorious day.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Dean Cain had his pretty moments but was SO lousy on that Superman show.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

If my name were Benjamin Joseph Novak, I'd use "BJ" professionally, too. No way would I let people call me "Ben" or "Joe." Boring!

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elegantlady's picture

What an interesting cast of birthday boys/girls. HB sluts.

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MargeAggedon's picture

Jeffrey,

I think Dean did a pretty good job... but you are totally right.

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MargeAggedon's picture

Happy Birthday to Noxema Jackson!!
You're such a hot bitch!!

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JeffreyDahmer's picture

Psht. The only Superman there ever will be is Christopher Reeve.

The Fly's picture

I'm strangely attracted to BJ Novak.

I've never seen that Lois and Clark thing.

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Morning! Almost Friday....

HB to Ben Chaplin (sigh), J.K. Rowling, Fatboy Slim, and Wesley Snipes (tax evasion thing aside)!

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Thankfully, I never saw that movie, so Happy Birthday, Dean! You inspired many a lust-filled fantasy of mine when you were Superman!
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DeeDee's picture

ITA Triscuit, I will always associate Dean with Scott Perterson b/c of that movie.

Morning MK and dlisters ♥

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Culcha Vulcha's picture

Ah sweet Ben Chaplin and your very small modicum of acting ability... How I love thee still!

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Submitted by madam s. on July 31, 2008 - 7:13am.
That costume definitely came from Kmart.

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That makes sense. The WB WOULD seem to have a tight budget.

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madam s.'s picture

That costume definitely came from Kmart.

mike's picture

Happy B-day J.K. Rowling! I have no desire to read your books, but the fact that you changed your circumstances so dramatically via your own creativity is awesome.

Triscuit's picture

I can't look at Dean Cain without seeing Scott Peterson.
Remember that movie?

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