Wednesday, July 30th 2008
It's Just Pussy!
Gordon Ramsay is in trouble again and this time it's because of the word "pussy." During last night's episode of "The F Word" in the UK, Gordon and Graham Norton talked about the energy drink Pussy.
Gordon said, "It's got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?"
According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints. Have these bitches complaining ever heard Gordon Ramsay speak before? Pussy is probably the tamest word ever to come out of his filthy trap. Pussy is not offensive. PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY!
That drink is called Pussy, but it probably tastes like ass.
Thanks Lucinda
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There are so many new "energy" drinks (meaning high sugar content, caffeine content, a few "herbs" thrown in with some really cool names and a couple of vitamins) that I can't keep up. I tasted something called Crunk. Whew! I can't handle that much sugar and caffeine! But I can say I've never tasted Pussy. Maybe it's not for pussies, and I guess I am one when it comes to some of these drinks.
I'm trying to think what I'd say if I was at the store and one of my sons said "Mum can I have some Pussy?"
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Rename: "Yeah ... I'll have some dick." or "Is the dick on sale? I'll take a weekender. To go." "Two dicks, please."
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 30, 2008 - 6:37pm
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Really? Swizzle sticks can be wonderful tools.
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Submitted by jussayin on July 30, 2008 - 6:11pm.
oh hell no!
Pussy in a can...oh well at least they did not call it Cunt!
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Ewww, now THAT I wouldn't drink! ☺
I love when Grace Jones would say "Pussy" over and over again in the movie Boomerang.
Joe Schmoe ~ I hate those damn swizzle sticks in my drink. Annoying as hell.
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 30, 2008 - 6:32pm
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Is there something wrong with stirring the swizzle stick a little?
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
I think what I find most interesting is this story is "thanks Lucinda" that's my name and there aren't many of us out there - which one of you sluts is also Lucinda?
Topic? How could people watching a show called The F Word be upset that Gordon made Pussy jokes about a horribly named drink? It was asking to be made fun of.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Hey!!!! What about a Cock Drink? I would drink that!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Wonder if there's a "lite" version.
I like my Pussy Drink on the rocks with a lime twist.
Hold the swizzle stick.
Never, in a million years.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
If you're going to call it Pussy, at least put an image of a freaking cat on the can.
oh hell no!
Pussy in a can...oh well at least they did not call it Cunt!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
The term *pussy* is very American. There is always the possibility that Gordon just didn't think before he named it..or that he loves cats...or that he.....ummmmm..ahhhhh... ah neva mind
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 30, 2008 - 6:01pm.
I can.
Hey, you got any pussy at your house?
Is there going to be any pussy at this party?
Is that the only pussy you got?
Bring me some pussy!
And of course, Hey, you want some pussy?
ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I thought you were supposed to EAT pussy, not DRINK it.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
I usually drink Amp...
I just cant picture myself saying "Yeah,um...I'll be right over, but I've got to stop at the liquor store for some pussy!"
It DOES sound kinda tasty though...;P
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
That's kind of gross and lame. I was thinking he was hot in an ugly way, but now I have to rethink my stance.
But maybe if I heard him say it (with the accent), I wouldn't be as perturbed.
If it's such a debauchery, why don't they just bleep it out and be done with it?
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
You donkey! There's a hair in my Pussy!
i had to work during a scissor sisters gig and everyone got a free cocktail which was pernod and pussy cause we had shitloads of pernod to get rid off.
every gay made the obvious shitty joke.
That's nothing. He could've added "juice" to the double speak: "Who would like to taste my pussy juice?"
"It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs."
(With added Milk Thistle)
...yeah, this Pussy would taste awesome!
Speaking of which, I used to buy incense at this awesome shop in Nashville, TN called Stone Mountain. The best of the incense scents were the Patchouli, the Sandalwood, the Rain and another called "Sweet Pussy."
Take a look at this website: http://www.aromaxpress.com/xadult.html
I agree Slutty. Pussy drank will go perfectly with the rotisserie orgy too.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Can't wait for PETA's objection.
They serve that at Red Lobster, just ask for the Paris special and they'll bring you a Pussy with a side of crabs.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Like he's going to give a shit, it's only going to make the ratings go up because everyone will be sure to tune in to see it.
Am I bad because this kinda turns me on?
Good afternoon, everybody!! Hope you all have had a snarkilicious day!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
SamRo and LL could make a killing endorsing this product.
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Sheeps can finally go around boasting that he got some without everyone worrying what happened to the neighbor's cat.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
"It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs"
Hmmm, I think that pussy would taste pretty good actually.
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Potato Wave!
How can someone seriously approve a product like this and put it out there? You can't advertise it on TV...or radio...or...well, HELL...where can you advertise something like this??
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
huh... I always thought good pussy made you want to go to sleep
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK
Pussy with Natural Energy?
No thanks. I'm good there.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
I like that it has "added Milk Thistle". Now there's some tasty Pussy.
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"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. I don't s'pose you'd give the fecking ambulance a call wouldya? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
Hahhahahahaah those two together would be a whole mess of awesome. I didn't know Ramsay was such a dirty pervert. $20 says in the footage of Hell's Kitchen that wasn't aired he was play-fucking coconuts.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
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"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Good pussy gives you energy
Maybe it tastes like Princess Chunk's ass!
who the fuck thinks of this shit? and who approves it?
ridiculous......
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"