Wednesday, July 30th 2008
It's Just Pussy!
Gordon Ramsay is in trouble again and this time it's because of the word "pussy." During last night's episode of "The F Word" in the UK, Gordon and Graham Norton talked about the energy drink Pussy.
Gordon said, "It's got some natural energy in the Pussy…go on…taste your Pussy. Do you like the Pussy, was that good?"
According to Digital Spy, Channel 4 received tons of complaints. Have these bitches complaining ever heard Gordon Ramsay speak before? Pussy is probably the tamest word ever to come out of his filthy trap. Pussy is not offensive. PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY!
That drink is called Pussy, but it probably tastes like ass.
Thanks Lucinda
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Still, it would be nice to use it as a bargaining tool...."Honey, if you'll do this, I promise you some pussy later tonight." Probably wouldn't be too funny to him when he rolls over to a six pack though.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
I worry if that drink is too delicious and I get addicted....then there would be 2 people in our house constantly begging for pussy.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Mum Im tired can you give me some pussy?? , that would be a little bit akward LoL
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 30, 2008 - 7:17pm.
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Hee hee... doesn't seem to bother mine. But that's because my Pussy is sugar-free.
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Ahahahahahaha!
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
They really should've used this name on something like pudding....
"I'll have some pussy pudding please."
Or maybe pizza...
"I'd like a large pussy pizza....hold the pepperoni."
Of maybe they should be bite size candies and call them Pussy Pellets.
lol
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 30, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 30, 2008 - 3:44pm.
I'm trying to think what I'd say if I was at the store and one of my sons said "Mum can I have some Pussy?"
"Ask your father."
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Holy fuck....LOL!! Now thats genius!
wahahahahahahahaha
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
well I'm happy that Pussy is now available, because some folk couldn't get any Pussy before, and Lord knows, some people really need some Pussy in their lives!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
@Deb..night Deb! Have a good night.
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
whoa i can't believe someone in this thread used to shop at stone mountain! and the nashville one, at that!
Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 7:21pm
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Hahaha! Night Luv.
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 30, 2008 - 7:17pm.
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Hee hee... doesn't seem to bother mine. But that's because my Pussy is sugar-free.
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TEETH is gore-comedy at its best and it turns the misogynistic "vagina dentata" myth on its head.
TEETH tells the story of High school student Dawn (Jess Weixler) who works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group’s most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad’s (John Hensley) increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 7:15pm
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*struggling to control maniacal laughter*..do you think that would make a man a little...reticent?
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Joe... I think so! Dentata something-or-other?
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 7:13pm
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Didn't they make a movie about that?
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
DebFrmHell on July 30, 2008 - 6:59pm.
**snapping fingers** BARTENDER!
Pussy **pointing finger down at cocktail napkin** NOW!
- hahahahahahahahaha....
Straight up and extra dry.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I like a little ice in my pussy.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Sometimes, I think my Pussy may have teeth. A bite, if you will.
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Submitted by jussayin on July 30, 2008 - 7:07pm.
I think I'll stick with Red Bull, at least it gives you wings. You just don't ever know what Pussy might give you.
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Well at least it won't keep you up all night and make your heart pound. Unless you're *really* lucky.
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
jussayin - pussy might give you crabs. The marketing team will have to think around that.
Like it says in thlayly5's siggie...
"To Pussy! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
I think I'll stick with Red Bull, at least it gives you wings. You just don't ever know what Pussy might give you.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 7:05pm.
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So are the natives treating you well? I hear they're very friendly???? hahahaha!
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
JOE!! So far so good! Texas is no place for Pussies. :)
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Submitted by The C word on July 30, 2008 - 7:02pm.
I prefer mine neat...shaven and not stirred.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 6:54pm.
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 7:01pm
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IG how are you enjoying Texas??
On topic: Anything called Pussy must be good.
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
A few things - It's channel 4 - what do people expect???!!!! Chanel 4 wanted to show people having ORGASMS on LIVE TV for crying out loud. If you watch channel 4, expect lots of sex & rude words after 9pm - PUSSIES!!!
They were talking about a DRINK. What do people want them to say?? Dumbass pussies.
Graham Norton is one of the best/funniest gays on TV.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
“I like my pussy shaken, not stirred.”
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 3:55pm.
I prefer my Pussy neat.
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Did you get waxed yesterday? Me, too!!!!
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I always say, "We can all benefit from a little topiary every now and again."
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"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. I don't s'pose you'd give the fecking ambulance a call wouldya? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 30, 2008 - 4:35pm.
How can someone seriously approve a product like this and put it out there? You can't advertise it on TV...or radio...or...well, HELL...where can you advertise something like this??
Word of mouth.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
I *heart* cashiers, "Hey Kevin - any more pussy in the back? This girl up here wants some!" With all the 20yo guys smiling at you like sharks.
**snapping fingers** BARTENDER!
Pussy **pointing finger down at cocktail napkin** NOW!
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...whatever.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 3:55pm.
I prefer my Pussy neat.
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Did you get waxed yesterday? Me, too!!!!
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 30, 2008 - 4:35pm.
How can someone seriously approve a product like this and put it out there? You can't advertise it on TV...or radio...or...well, HELL...where can you advertise something like this??
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DListed...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by girl_cheese on July 30, 2008 - 3:52pm.
That's true - pussy's not for everyone ...
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Say it with me...ONLY THE SEXY PEOPLE
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 6:55pm.
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Hey IG! Me too.
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 3:55pm.
I prefer my Pussy neat.
hahahahaha (LOL at work)
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
"Gimme a whiskey, Pussy on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
I prefer my Pussy neat.
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"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. I don't s'pose you'd give the fecking ambulance a call wouldya? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
Submitted by Euphoria on July 30, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I want to hear Sean Connery say it, "I'll have some Pushhy," in his accent.
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Holy crap, that just about made my day!!!!
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Then of course, you could always have a cashier screaming over the PA system: "Price check on Pussy on Cash 3!"
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
That's true - pussy's not for everyone ...
Thistles is what Tiggers like best.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 30, 2008 - 6:50pm.
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*blinking* You're scaring me.
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Submitted by Euphoria on July 30, 2008 - 6:49pm.
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Hahahahaha! As long as it's not my sons saying it, I'm laughing, hee hee.
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 30, 2008 - 6:44pm.
I'm trying to think what I'd say if I was at the store and one of my sons said "Mum can I have some Pussy?"
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What about you going to the store, not being able to find it and asking the manager, "Excuse me sir, but where is the Pussy and how much is it?"
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I want to hear Sean Connery say it, "I'll have some Pushhy," in his accent.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 30, 2008 - 3:44pm.
I'm trying to think what I'd say if I was at the store and one of my sons said "Mum can I have some Pussy?"
"Ask your father."
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
So I guess this drink is not meant for straight women and gay men.
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