Sam Talbot Is Off The Market

actually, this girl Paola is my friends roommate and they haven't been dating for 3 months, so he didn't cheat on her. and yes sam is incredibly hot MK.

Submitted by Sayonara on July 30, 2008 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by AvidReader22 on July 30, 2008 - 5:17pm.
My coworker met him at The Box in New York City 3 months ago and slept with him that same night. He was immediately calling her the next day to hang out again but she totally blew him off because apparently "he was the absolute worst in bed" that she has ever had. And let me tell you, she has slept with A LOT of people so that is saying a lot.

So 2 very important points to take away from this:
1. He has already cheated on his now fiancee.
2. He is TERRIBLE in bed.

And we LOVE the hands-on-hip Mae West type pose!

Yes, Mrs Kravits, our 'fruit-dar' is so finely tuned that no north american sissy can escape our detectia.

Yes, Miss Moonmaid - Paul Newman is a well-known hollywood homosexual. As for the 'wife' we cannot say, not being an expert on lesbyterianism.

what a joke! Someone just photoshoped his pictures to some hot ones and then uploaded them to the online service 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】.. you know the site is a rich men seeking hotties site.. so he is looking for a hottie there! his screenname is lovedream08 or something

I so agree about all these guys having to go and date wannabee models and actresses. I read that Graham from the Bachelorette is dating some soap star. Not saying they shouldn't, but it seems like a requirement for Z-listers these days. There are many women out there who are just as beautiful but don't hold the model/actress title.

I didn't watch Sam's season, but saw him in the current TC installment as a guest judge. He may be cute, but he has the personality of a piece of wood. Now Spike on the other hand did it for me in every way.

Green cards are a muthafucka!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on July 30, 2008 - 4:43pm.
"FUCK! I just want to run outside, find a turtle, tip it over and watch it shimmy. I'm so mad!"

MK - You're the best! MUAH!
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Yeah. That actually reminded me of my friend in High School, who was fighting with her boyfriend when he was driving her home. He got so mad he actually swerved into a huge puddle and absolutely doused this poor teenager walking home.

Sometimes the only way to feel better is to make someone else feel worse, I guess.
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Boowhooo!!

I would bang Sam Talbot 10 Way From Sunday. Sluts, please forward this on.
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See when I hear "Sonic" I think of fizzy cherry limeaids (if you're not familiar with Sonic its a greasy fast food chain in the south with killer drinks)

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

Submitted by tonicbitch on July 30, 2008 - 5:58pm.
"Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 6:49pm."

I would have said something but I was afraid he'd drive us both off a cliff so I dumped him over email the next day.
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Good call, Tonic. I hope you refrained from crossing any streets for a few weeks afterwards, too.

Funny, when I call you Tonic, it makes me think of my niece (who has a lisp/speech impediment) calling my cat, who is named Sonic. She's so funny because she hears herself saying "Sonic". If we call him "Tonic", she'll say "No!! Not Tonic. TONIC!!" I have to be like--Oh yeah, sorry. My fault...

"Submitted by madam s. on July 31, 2008 - 12:08am.

I'm a hard-core romantic and also a realist, yet definitely glamorize the Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward style of mad love. They've probably been through hell, know every horrible and nasty habit two people could know of one another, they're old as sin, have been through years of the mundane and experienced more than a few jarring life inconveniences and yet still find ways to be fascinated with one another and stay completely in love. Probably more so than most of us could ever imagine. That's what I hope to find in love one day."

Some industry wag told me years ago that Paul Newman was gay and so was his wife, but I just never got that vibe from him.

"Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 6:49pm."

Oh god. That reminds me of this date I went on in college. We were driving home after dinner, everything went fine until we saw a raccoon in running across the road. The asshole actually swerved to TRY and hit it. He apparently thought it was funny I was fucking PISSED. I would have said something but I was afraid he'd drive us both off a cliff so I dumped him over email the next day.

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

he made a mean payaya.

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it's a fuckin jungle out there

Submitted by Hysteria on July 30, 2008 - 4:43pm.
"FUCK! I just want to run outside, find a turtle, tip it over and watch it shimmy. I'm so mad!"

MK - You're the best! MUAH!
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Yeah. That actually reminded me of my friend in High School, who was fighting with her boyfriend when he was driving her home. He got so mad he actually swerved into a huge puddle and absolutely doused this poor teenager walking home.

Sometimes the only way to feel better is to make someone else feel worse, I guess.

Submitted by madam s. on July 30, 2008 - 5:15pm.
How hard is it for Paola to be a "tshirt designer"? I screen printed my own tshirts in highschool and sold them and didn't call myself a "tshirt designer". I still "design tshirts" when I'm bored, but I don't want it in my eulogy.
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Really? I'm a Jewelry Designer. Everytime I see expensive jewelry I put my designs on a man who can afford to buy it for me.

omfg! lol!
"FUCK! I just want to run outside, find a turtle, tip it over and watch it shimmy."
that is such a friken classic!
i'm borrowing it and putting it on my myspace.
don't worry MK, I wrote that it's by you =]

on another note...
damn! that guy is pretty hot $.$

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How hard is it for Paola to be a "tshirt designer"? I screen printed my own tshirts in highschool and sold them and didn't call myself a "tshirt designer". I still "design tshirts" when I'm bored, but I don't want it in my eulogy.

I'm a hard-core romantic and also a realist, yet definitely glamorize the Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward style of mad love. They've probably been through hell, know every horrible and nasty habit two people could know of one another, they're old as sin, have been through years of the mundane and experienced more than a few jarring life inconveniences and yet still find ways to be fascinated with one another and stay completely in love. Probably more so than most of us could ever imagine. That's what I hope to find in love one day.

But I'm SO girly like that.

"She takes care of me in many ways." I bet she does Sam... I bet she does.

Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!

Padma willbe so jealous. ;> I'm sure Paola will never have to cook again.congrats. New tatts??

*S..T*

"FUCK! I just want to run outside, find a turtle, tip it over and watch it shimmy. I'm so mad!"

MK - You're the best! MUAH!

I actually really liked him on that show. I'm married to a chef, and he struck me as someone who actually knows how to cook and run a kitchen, unlike most of those contestants. Plus he's cute as shit.

Who is this person?

I'd do him but he'd have to remove that tacky digital watch, first.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by mike on July 30, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Dunno who he is, but if his quotes are legit., he'll be divorced within two years. His words make it sound like he's looking at the relationship (and her) in completely unrealistic terms. If there's one thing a relationship needs in order to be successful, it's a healthy serving of realism.
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Thats EXACTLY what I said Mike, THOSE EXACT SAME WORDS!!!!
OK, not exact, but pretty damn close.

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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"

Call me when Harold from season 1 is off the market. Then I'll totally cry and flip out. He was so cool.... never said anything bad about anyone, never flipped out on anyone, if his team was the losing team, he would always volunteer to take the blame. He may have gained weight since his season ended, but I'd still hit it.

Ugh. I hate that every semi-famous guy thinks he has to date/marry a "model"

I'll start the countdown to divorce...

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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"

I don't know who this guy is so I have nothing to say.

He isn't Marcel Vigneron... Ok Sam is kinda handsome but I like Marcel, I love that cute mofo

PETA can rest assured that MK is not rushing out onto the street in Manhattan and finding any turtles to angrily flip over.

Only 10 percent of all marriages of famous people last. Better yet, make that 5 percent.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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Dunno who he is, but if his quotes are legit., he'll be divorced within two years. His words make it sound like he's looking at the relationship (and her) in completely unrealistic terms. If there's one thing a relationship needs in order to be successful, it's a healthy serving of realism.

@moltov
There are so many women out there who are not models or actresses, but just as beautiful, if not more so! If these guys just took the chance to try and meet one they will end up so much happier than with the Fridged model or batshit crazy actress!

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oh no....

wait....who?

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.

Yyuk, never liked him. Found his behaviour wormy and passive aggressive. He'd incite others and then sit back, trying to play the innocent. Of course he looked manly compared to all the other weenie men on the show. Keep in mind that M.K. would happily fuck Carrot Top.

"she's stunning"????? damn straight who the hell talks like that. next thing he'll be calling her exquisite and elegant... wait a minute...

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"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"

barf-if he had blue eyes, a pencil thin mustache, and mutton chops he'd look just like my soon to be ex husband-I've never seen ANYone that looks anything remotly like him till now-pukatronic

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on July 30, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Tom is an obvious homosexual who is following the standard route for an ambitious crafty 'mo actor: marry a fish and make people believe that you are a 'real man'!
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Exactly! I mean, who talks like this?
"I'm so in love it's unreal. We got engaged this weekend. She's amazing. She's stunning. She takes care of me in many ways. I'm quite lucky."

When people decide to get married it's more like, "Yeah, we don't completely disgust each other."

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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"

Submitted by peaches on July 30, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Of course she's a freakin' model. Can't these guys ever be with a girl who's not a model or an actress?
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No shit! It's so trite. When's the last time some hot guy on tv hooked up with an investment banker?
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Tom is an obvious homosexual who is following the standard route for an ambitious crafty 'mo actor: marry a fish and make people believe that you are a 'real man'!

Of course she's a freakin' model. Can't these guys ever be with a girl who's not a model or an actress?

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MK..STEP BACK from the Turtles..leave em alone.They did not do anything to you...roflmao.

So why do I want to go outside and find a turtle and just tip it over too...is it really that wrong?

ANSWER- Yes Rumpie..it is wrong to make another animal suffer needlessly.
It is not wrong however, to make your turtle into a delicious creamy soup, with a dollop of creme fraiche on top.
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There can be only one Rumpie

Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 2:19pm.
AvidReader22,

The pretty ones usually do suck in bed...but if a mother-fucker can cook, i'd deal!

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Who cares if they're good lookin' or good at cookin'?
Pfffft, show me the money!!!!

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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"

great story Avid Reader....I still have no idea who this guy is though...

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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"

he is sorta' kinda' cute

Ew, People.com needs to take down that grotesque pic of him that accompanies the story. It's ruining EVERYTHING!

Submitted by AvidReader22 on July 30, 2008 - 5:17pm.
My coworker met him at The Box in New York City 3 months ago and slept with him that same night. He was immediately calling her the next day to hang out again but she totally blew him off because apparently "he was the absolute worst in bed" that she has ever had. And let me tell you, she has slept with A LOT of people so that is saying a lot.

So 2 very important points to take away from this:
1. He has already cheated on his now fiancee.
2. He is TERRIBLE in bed.
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Thanks for the great story! Ah ha the chef can't cook in bed.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader