Wednesday, July 30th 2008

Don't Drag Brit Brit Into This!


In boring ass political news, John McCain's stupid new ad compares Barack Obama to Brit Brit Spears and Wonky McValtrex.

If you're going to use footage of Brit Brit, at least use recent video of her looking tore up and carrying a Frapp. Do it right.

And if Obama is like Brit and Wonky, does that mean he doesn't wear panties and is going to give us a crotch shot soon? I'm waiting.....

Thanks Rex


Posted by: Michael K


Just Sayin....'s picture

Who in their right mind would make the decision about who they are going to vote for (or not vote for) based on a fucking commercial?!! Of course it's a dumb commercial - they all are, IMO.

Just Sayin....'s picture

I'm not even a John McCain supporter, but at least I know what he stands for, what he has chosen to support or not in the past. You know, during his 20+ years of public service. Somebody please tell me something about Obama that doesn't involve how he's all about "change".

If anyone can come up with something that means ANYTHING, I might eventually jump on the bandwagon too, because he is definitely likeable.

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Just Sayin.... on July 30, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Not to start an argument, but I would love to hear why some of Obama's supporters on here love him so much. What has he done? What, specifically, has he said he's going to do that has inspired this awe and support?

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Oh please, McCain said yes to putting Paris Hilton in a commercial for his campaign. You think that signifies a smart man ready to change the direction of our country? I really don't care who you are voting for, but anyone with an IQ over 99 knows this is the dumbest commercial to date. McCain must have monkeys working for him.

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You just proved my point.

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Submitted by Joe Mahma on July 30, 2008 - 3:54pm.
John McCain YouTube subscribers - 8,581

Barack Obama YouTube subscribers - 65,163
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That speaks volumes.
What an out of touch douche.

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Not to start an argument, but I would love to hear why some of Obama's supporters on here love him so much. What has he done? What, specifically, has he said he's going to do that has inspired this awe and support?

Just Sayin....'s picture

That's what scares me about him. He is more a CELEBRITY than a seasoned politician and people are eating that sh*t up. There is no substance, at least not that he's shared with us yet. And his background and connections scare the crap out of me.

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Submitted by zomay on July 30, 2008 - 1:39pm.
My mom told me the other day that she will vote for Obama just so she does not have to see McCains wife for the next 4 years. A little simplistic, yes, but I see her point.
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My in-laws are blind faith Republitards, the kind you can't have a conversation with if you disagree on their views, b/c to them, if you don't agree, you're stupid.

I've planned on voting for Obama since before he even officially decided to run, and learning more about him makes me think I'm making the right choice. But they don't want to hear my reasons why I'm voting for him, no matter how valid they may be. So the last time they asked me if why I STILL was voting of Obama, I said "because I can't stand McCain's pillpoppin', charity-robbin' fembot wife AND her name is Cindy (same name as my husband's psycho ex)".

They haven't asked since.

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For all those that think THIS is a smear ad seriously go change your kotex. It's saying he's a celebrity and questions his experience...both counts are correct so who gives a shit. Obama is something different huh?? Yea a ex ivy league lawyer running for office, WHAT A CHANGE!!!!! And get off this 1st black president bullshit. Is Derek Jeter considered the first black captain of the yankees or Mariah Carey the leading black female with #1 singles NOPE yet they all have the same heritage but he has african american features so he's "black" and the others, well i guess us Italians will claim them Robertoooo

vanyvrgs's picture

Didn't he just hire Karl Rove to help him with his campaing?

I love how he intimates that there is this love around the world for him because he wants to increase our reliance on foreign oil.

Really do people not know what his friend Bush and his whole posse basically suck Saudi Arabia's balls? What next? I already heard some of the republicans in one of the news channels last week trying to intimate that the show of support from the German people meant nothing as Germans know nothing and likened it to when the German's fell in love with another person back in the 30's.

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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 30, 2008 - 4:58pm.
The people who are going to buy that crap are the same people who elected Dubya.

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Just Sayin....'s picture

Regardless of anyone's personal view of us being in Iraq, do you really think that just pulling out all of the troops is a good idea. Or even possible? It would be a disaster and John McCain isn't the numbnuts who decided to send us there under false pretenses.

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All politicians are out-of-touch shit spewers, imo.

I was voting for Stanhope. :(

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WONKEY NEEDS A FUCKING BOMB DROPPED ON HER ASS
LOVE BRIT BRIT
MCCAIN SUCKS

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Submitted by Thornhill on July 30, 2008 - 2:13pm.
A vote for Mc Cain is a vote for another $71 Billion dollars a month being flushed down the military toilet..
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A vote for Mc Cain is a vote for another $71 Billion dollars a month being flushed down the military toilet...

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Incognito, I had the exact same thought! Ha ha...

Come election time, I really do hope Obama wins... though it's hard to believe because there's still sooo many racist people in this country who will vote for McCain only because he's white.

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If I were Obama's PR bitch I would backfire with an ad showcasing McCain and his two biggest fans. Heidi and her retard bf Spencer. Genius.

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Johnny boy, why not try to expose your strengths rather than others weaknesses, it might be a little more believable. Might, but I doubt it...

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I think this worked in Obama more votes seeing how stupid McCain is. What do they have in common? I hope wonky and brit brit sue and get paid for there part of the ad.

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Please!
How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.

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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"

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NovaNightly, I totally agree. Politicians suck.

I just hope that Obama doesn't make a character smearing commercial in response to this nonsense; be the one that rises above! Don't let you campaign people trick you!

That'll never happen. Just like a third party will never win the presidency. Good old George Washington was right.

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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 30, 2008 - 4:48pm
ITA. You can't believe anything they say, so it's hard even care, b/c they won't do what they say the want to do. Even Obama, who I really liked at first, is changing his views according to the crowd he is speaking to.

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Submitted by jussayin on July 30, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Joe Mahma on July 30, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Are people really that dumb that they'd buy that crap?

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The people who are going to buy that crap are the same people who elected Dubya.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

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Submitted by Joe Mahma on July 30, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Are people really that dumb that they'd buy that crap?

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I'm not saying people are dumb or nothing, but they are not smart...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Joe Mahma's picture

John McCain YouTube subscribers - 8,581

Barack Obama YouTube subscribers - 65,163

Princess Claire's picture

no matter who you vote for ... i think smear tactics are weak

that being said, i think we should look at mccain's commercial as yet another an alert to the way the rest of the world views us - when people think of america, they think of big macs, paris hilton, britney spears, coca-cola ... come on guys, we've got to change this. seriously.

i've lived out of the country a lot and people are always surprised to find that not all americans are stupid, fat, fast-food eating spoiled little rich kids. we all have to do our part to change the negative stereotypes of americans, and put something positive out there for once.

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Clarisse's picture

What a fucking disappointment John McCain is.

I remember reading "Faith of My Fathers" and thinking what an incredible upstanding man he was...a 6 year Vietnam POW that refused an early repatriation offer and waited his "turn"...

Then, he met the Bush family.

*shakes head and walks away*

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 30, 2008 - 2:45pm.
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We all have those relatives from the inflatable gene pool, lol. The ones that you "forgot to put the invite in the mail" to a graduation or wedding. Lol.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

NovaNightly's picture

HONESTLY!! I hate politicians!! They are ALL liars....they TALK TALK TALK about all the shit they will do to change things, but its all bullshit. Once they finally get to be president, they quickly realize that they can't do the things they promise. BAH! I have no faith in our political system anymore. All this jabbing at the other candidate...so dumb.

*whew*...glad I got that out. Hope no one reams me now...im just saying what i feel folks.

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Joe Mahma's picture

That's the dumbest political spot I've ever seen.

Are people really that dumb that they'd buy that crap?

Well...

Two Drink Min's picture

Great, looks like another Nadir year for me.

K, now let's all drink to hump day!

DebFrmHell's picture

**blushing**
I had a Great Aunt that voted for Ross Perot.

I even have an Aggie by marriage in the family.
And a couple of Republicans.
Our gene pool is rather shallow.

Now that was just freaking sad...

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Submitted by -ohmy- on July 30, 2008 - 4:36pm.
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Amen! Ironic, considering.

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The sad part is that McCain is probably goin to win

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Oh my god. How stupid!!! HAHAHA!

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Submitted by mike on July 30, 2008 - 4:38pm.
It's kinda funny, because you know the Spears clan will all vote for McCain.
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!

I was having a problem finding the right word for the vibe I get from McCain and it finally came to me ... prick. He just seems like a real prick.

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My mom told me the other day that she will vote for Obama just so she does not have to see McCains wife for the next 4 years. A little simplistic, yes, but I see her point.

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Submitted by madam s. on July 30, 2008 - 3:37pm.
God forbid should the rest of the world actually respect and get excited about an American politician.

As if having the respect of the world is a downside....

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mike's picture

It's kinda funny, because you know the Spears clan will all vote for McCain.

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God forbid should the rest of the world actually respect and get excited about an American politician.

FritoDorito's picture

Shut up, McCain, just shut the fuck up. Oh how I hate politics. I can't wait until November and this bullshit is over.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

choco starfish's picture

The video didnt work, but the only reason someone attacks another is because they feel inadequate and want to bring others down to their level. All McCain does is attack Obama, but he never, EVER says why hes better. Know why, cuz hes not better....to people like that I say..

HI HATER!
and when Obama wins...
BYE HATER!
you dont like me?....
WHY HATER?

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weenielover's picture

IDIOT!

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Obama needs to do an Ad showing McCain's daughter hanging out with Heidi and Spencer for gods sake...

whose worse - britney or heidi...... tough call and that commerical was LAME!

Justina's picture

I'd rather see Obama's crotch than McCain's

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 4:33pm.
I used to like John McCain, now i think he's an asshole

I never liked him, but I found him tolerable back when he first tried to run for president. Then he tried to cozy up to the Jesus freaks, and he became persona non grata as far as I was concerned.

vanyvrgs's picture

Grasping at straws much? I wonder what the Hilton's who are avid republicans, think of this? Then again, they ain't so bright, Paris, the Hiltons and Brit probably think this ad is an honor.

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