Wednesday, July 30th 2008
Don't Drag Brit Brit Into This!
In boring ass political news, John McCain's stupid new ad compares Barack Obama to Brit Brit Spears and Wonky McValtrex.
If you're going to use footage of Brit Brit, at least use recent video of her looking tore up and carrying a Frapp. Do it right.
And if Obama is like Brit and Wonky, does that mean he doesn't wear panties and is going to give us a crotch shot soon? I'm waiting.....
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 30, 2008 - 7:55pm.
BWAHAHA, not a surprise. And we wonder why things here in the US are as bad as they are... we are willing to pay (by putting in our credit cards) 4 dollars for a small cup of coffee, but bitch and moan if we have to pay 4 dollars for a GALLON of gas, to run our big ass SUVs (that we also lease and cannot afford).
Anyway, I really kind of hope people would be more willing to go vote here, compulsory am not sure -- but there has to be a better system. I sometimes watch late night and people do not know who is our President. It is pathetic and yet can recognize Paris and Brit.
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As long as McCain is planning on being BUSH 2.0, ANYONE is the better alternative. Even goddamn Shitney Spears (and you KNOW she wouldnt let them Starbux close!)
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LOLOL what a commercial!!! Poor thang...
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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 5:13pm
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For reals. Babs is one of the biggest hypocrites on the fucking planet. All "I'm green! I'm green! Save the environment! Turn up your thermostat so you don't use as much air conditioning!" while she demands air conditioning be on in all her houses, when she's not even there!!! Horrible old sow.
uggh! She's a stupid bitch! Fuck her!!! When She backs a candidate, I automatically want to vote for the other guy!!! When did it become this thing for celebs to "Back" a candidate? They shouldn't be allowed to, it's like saying they're more important than the rest of us when they're not, Even the politicians know that! Supossedly the Brad wanted to back obama publically, but Obama's campain people asked him to please refrain from doing so, they had enough celebrity endorsements!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 30, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Slightly off topic but Starbucks has just announced that it is closing 60 stores in Australia. Serves them fucking right for thinking that Aussies would spend that much on a cup of froth.
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They're closing stores all over. But you have to know that it's part of the plan. They completely over saturated the WORLD and drove anyone smaller than them right out of business. Then they pull back when competing with them on any level seems impossible. They're not losing, sadly.
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Saw this ad earlier today and laughed my fucking ass off. grampa mclame couldn't appear any more feeble if he tried.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 30, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by Robertoooo on July 30, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Robertoooo, I see you have not been here for a while and politics is a hard thing for people to agree on but resorting to insulting those that do not agree with you makes you the only MORON in here.
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YAY! There it is! So are the people who made that commercial! Morons, that is.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Slightly off topic but Starbucks has just announced that it is closing 60 stores in Australia. Serves them fucking right for thinking that Aussies would spend that much on a cup of froth.
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doesn't someone come in once a month and does this snarkity, uneducated, snipy, insulting (well, tries anyway) shit. Usually sounds like a pockmarked nerdy snot nosed teenaged boy. Then runs off kinda early like it's their bedtime and they can't stay on the internet past 9:00...
Cuz I have a weird sense of deja vu LOL
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
So McCain is linking him with Brit? Did Obama propose a Starbucks bailout to prevent future location closures?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Submitted by peaches on July 30, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Aww, you know me, like the proverbial bad penny, I always show up, ROFL Just been really mobbed at work, all work and no play makes Kizzy even more insane!! ROFL
If Howard were to run and win, wouldn't the FCC just totally shit their collective britches? Now THAT would be hilarious. I have changed my mind, I think I'm going to write in Howard this year. Sorry Mickey, you know I'll always love you...
LOL! yeay!!! that being said if Robin Quivers wanted to be the first Black President, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat! Kizz, as long as we don't let the Brangaloonies do any write ins, we're good!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on July 30, 2008 - 7:36pm.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Submitted by Gry on July 30, 2008 - 7:49pm.
His supreme sell-out pig moment: his sickeningly staged Baghdad shopping spree deemed by one of his fellow hacks to be "like a normal outdoor market in Indiana in the summertime", a quaint picture achieved by omitting any interaction he had with actual concerned Iraqi merchants and having armored Humvees, sharpshooters, and helicopters at the ready to ensure the whole farce went off without a hitch
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LMAO. That shopping spree was about two years ago. I remember laughing my ass off watching Mcsame holding the rug saying how safe Iraq is, while a highly armed platoon carried his shopping bags. Politicians are comical.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 30, 2008 - 5:28pm.
I have heard that one before, and I immediately though that you could change it to fit McCain as well--he wouldn't be the first black president, but if he does get elected he better watch his back. Oprah does not take well to being given any guff by the American public.
St. Peter is at the pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enter Heaven. He asks the next one in line, "so, who are you, and what did you do on Earth?", the fellow says "I'm Barack Obama, and I was the first black to be elected President of the US" St.Peter says "the US?, A black President? you gotta be kidding me! When did this happen?" And Obama says, "about twenty minutes ago!"
This is oakie's joke but I find it highly realistic.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 31, 2008 - 1:18am.
Yes, yes, yes. And the reverse is about 1000x more accurate...
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ITA - Celebs should stay out of politics. (well, *ahem*, 99.9% should)
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 31, 2008 - 1:19am.
@DAE, well said. There is also a difference between snarking and insulting celebrities and doing that to other posters.
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Thanks. So true. Celebs are meant to be snarked at - it's part of their job. There is no need to bring Dlisted down (it's normally a nice, happy place to hang out) by causing fights, just because someone disagrees with you. Agree to disagree & move on.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 5:13pm
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For reals. Babs is one of the biggest hypocrites on the fucking planet. All "I'm green! I'm green! Save the environment! Turn up your thermostat so you don't use as much air conditioning!" while she demands air conditioning be on in all her houses, when she's not even there!!! Horrible old sow.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 30, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 6:21pm
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So true, excellent point. Babs is just waiting to see how soon she gets an invite to stay in the Lincoln bedroom again.
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Seriously. I just pray that if there is ever a time that I actually LIKE a candidate, that Babs stays as far away from endorsing him or her as possible. That would be the Kiss of Death for sure.
Fuck these two poseurs, I'm the only President that matters around here.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 30, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 6:21pm.
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Yep, I agree. Oprah, Streisand.... I agree it does not help him.
@DAE, well said. There is also a difference between snarking and insulting celebrities and doing that to other posters. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on July 30, 2008 - 3:47pm.
My main problem with this ad is that they call Obama "the biggest celebrity in the world". Bitch, please.
Just because you are a politician does not make you a celebrity.
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Yes, yes, yes. And the reverse is about 1000x more accurate...
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 30, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 30, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 6:21pm
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So true, excellent point. Babs is just waiting to see how soon she gets an invite to stay in the Lincoln bedroom again.
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I spent a few weeks in the US last year. The election seems more like a method of mass distraction more than anything else. Meanwhile in Iraq.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 30, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 6:21pm.
That is a great Chris Rock quote. It does take money to run for president and to become a politician. McCain, Bush, Kennedy, Kerry -- they either come from lots of money or are endorsed by someone who does.
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Let's not forget Obama, who is endorsed by the wealthiest and most visible woman in America, among others. I personally count her as a detriment, however. God help him if Barbara Streisand can't continue to keep her mouth shut. People like that hurt him more than they help, IMO.
Submitted by Robertoooo on July 31, 2008 - 1:06am.
There's a difference between having fun & being unnecessisary rude (i.e - name calling). Please remember that. Thank you.
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Submitted by Just Sayin.... on July 30, 2008 - 10:21pm.
That's what scares me about him. He is more a CELEBRITY than a seasoned politician and people are eating that sh*t up. There is no substance, at least not that he's shared with us yet. And his background and connections scare the crap out of me.
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You could be talking about JFK there! ;)
Well I apologize for resorting to name calling on D-Listed.com. The site where a picture of a man putting his cock in a turkey was shown. My bad. You people need some xanie bars and bong hits. Robertoooo
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 30, 2008 - 7:54pm
ROFL my cats think I'm a pretty well-trained pet, too!!
OnT: I will just be happy when this shit is over and the media stops being obsessed with showing us every damned word that comes out of either candidate's mouth. Whichever one wins, the most they can fuck up is 4-8 years, then we'll have another fuck-up for 4-8 years.
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Submitted by Robertoooo on July 30, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Robertoooo, I see you have not been here for a while and politics is a hard thing for people to agree on but resorting to insulting those that do not agree with you makes you the only MORON in here. Intelligent people argue the point, admit when they are wrong, respectully disagree and don't resort to insulting people.
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I'm not even Republican or arguing any of THEIR points!! So no wiener sucking on my part. And yes this is entertaining. Robertoooo
hey , Rob, maybe you should change your name to toodlelooooo and log off for a minute, you know, get some Pussy and kick back with Merriam-Webster's for a minute. No hard feelings.
PS I don't name call, I state facts. jus' sayin'...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
@Kizzy - the dogz name is Kevin. He owns the house I live in (or so he thinks).
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Look, eye've one Caption this contests Eye donot nead to bee challenged by you morons. Robertoooo
Submitted by vanyvrgs on July 30, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 6:21pm.
ITA. See ya!!
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Submitted by Robertoooo on July 30, 2008 - 7:42pm.
Politics==> History==> Grammar. Great posting everyone!!Robertoooo
Pointing out your (ZOMG "YOUR" IS CORRECT HERE)idiocy through your usage of the possessive form of "your" when you should have used the contraction is far better conversation than the mindless banter you originally brought to this thread of comments.
If you'd like to get back to McCain cock-suckery, be my guest. It might be mindless, but it sure is entertaining.
In this moment I am enlightened. Thanks for showing me the light, John McCain! What the fuck?
If you think about it, the most inspired way for McCain to make himself seem like less of a haggard geezer is to run an ad like this, the visual equivalent of telling the youngsters to get off his lawn. That and repeating his inane truist mantra "We are where we are." endlessly.
His supreme sell-out pig moment: his sickeningly staged Baghdad shopping spree deemed by one of his fellow hacks to be "like a normal outdoor market in Indiana in the summertime", a quaint picture achieved by omitting any interaction he had with actual concerned Iraqi merchants and having armored Humvees, sharpshooters, and helicopters at the ready to ensure the whole farce went off without a hitch.
ROberoo, she or he meant
the initial your
YOUR not arguing.... should have been you're not arguing (or you aren't arguing). Two posts, no substance.
Anyway, don't come here and say people have not opened books and have a 7th grade education and then when they show you that you are incorrect, turn around and say that they are name calling.
I give up.
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Submitted by peaches on July 30, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Aww, you know me, like the proverbial bad penny, I always show up, ROFL Just been really mobbed at work, all work and no play makes Kizzy even more insane!! ROFL
If Howard were to run and win, wouldn't the FCC just totally shit their collective britches? Now THAT would be hilarious. I have changed my mind, I think I'm going to write in Howard this year. Sorry Mickey, you know I'll always love you...
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Submitted by Robertoooo on July 30, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Understand the proper usage of the word you're. It is a contraction, or a combination of the words you and are. Other examples of contractions include doesn't, they're, and can't.
* "You're a good friend." ("YOU ARE a good friend.")
So i should of used "you are education"?? LOL Go make a sandwich!!! Robertoooo
I was referring to then you said "Glad your not...", dumbass. Nice try, though.
Politics==> History==> Grammar. Great posting everyone!!Robertoooo
How about "should have" instead of "should of"?
You are certainly entitled to an opinion, but if making a grammar point, be on your game.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 30, 2008 - 6:21pm.
That is a great Chris Rock quote. It does take money to run for president and to become a politician. McCain, Bush, Kennedy, Kerry -- they either come from lots of money or are endorsed by someone who does.
Even those who come from humble beginnings fall to the dark force.
Got to go walk the dog, promised him the park and have been a lazy bum tonite. See you all later.
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# Understand the proper usage of the word your. The word your is the possessive form of you, referring to something that a person has, or something that belongs to the person in discussion [or, the person you are talking to].
* "Is your stomach growling?"
* "Your book is on the table."
Robertoooo
you're almost there, give it another once-over!
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Please! Are Brit Brit and Wonky even relevant celebutards?
@ Grace Disful, LMAO about Andy and Bea
Looks like SOMEONE needs to chillax already. Puffy puffy times with Okie's avie.
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Can't argue pass/past though, that was a typo. Robertoooo
Glad your back kizz! Personally I'd like to write in Howard Stern!
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