Meet Princess Chunk
Feast your eyes on the fattest living pussy in the world! Princess Chunk was found wandering the streets of Camden, NJ without an ID tag. The 44-pound pussy was taken to the Camden County Animal Shelter where she was named Princess Chunk by the volunteers. They originally named her Captain Chunk because they thought she was a dude. Rude! She's more like a queen. Queen Mega Puss!
One of the volunteers, Deborah Wright (the ho in the pink), thinks Princess Chunk's owner might have lost her. The owner has until next week to claim her or she goes up for adoption. That fat pussy probably ate her owner!
Deborah told The Post that she's going to put Princess Chunk on a diet and exercise her a bit, "I'm about to put a leash on her and walk her. She could pass for a dog."
Princess Chunk isn't the fattest cat in the world. The fattest weighed in at 46-pounds. It passed away in the 1980s at the age of 10. Have they weighed Parasite Hilton's pussy? That shit is probably the world record holder.
Here's more of Princess Chunk with Deborah. In the third thumbnail, Princess Chunk has her eye on that little pussy. She's looking at her afternoon snack.
Thanks Helene
Someone has to get a clip of today's Regis and whatshername - turns out Princess Chunk is a tranny pussy! The shelter people said they couldn't tell if it was a he or she, and they had a vet examine it on -air, and she's a he...
sweet kitty, though...
good lord
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 30, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Humans who "accidentally" lose their pets piss me off. You pet owners know what I'm talking about.
Idiots who get a pet "because it's SO CUTE!" Or their kids want a puppy/kitten. A week later, it ain't fun.
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Wonky McValtrex: "Um, like, well, I didn't know you couldn't, like, keep them in the closet. So it's dead? That's hot. Can I make a fur wrap from it?"
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That's just barely the biggest pussy in NJ, and if my ex hadn't moved back to NY, it wouldn't be.
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Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "W e a l t h y L o v e s. c o m" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May
I'd be willing to bet the true owner is proportionately as overweight as the cat and probably too large to search for the pussy.
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Submitted by peaches on July 30, 2008 - 7:16pm.
ITA. Just look at all those skinny-ninnies like Wonky McValtrex, Mischa Barton, Nicole (Ritchie and Kidman), etc.
I'll take Queen Latifah any day ... at least she's more like the rest of America.
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wtf, mk are you sure the above headline 'it's just pussy' doesn't belong to this post?
poor cat looks ready to explode...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 30, 2008 - 9:35pm.
I really meant our society in general, not so much every individual opinion matching up.
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Awww...she is so cute! Shes a Van, and shes not that overweight, roughly 14 pounds at most, they usually top out at around 30#.
My daughter had her Van for 19 years before he passed, and he was 32#, and not fat, they just get big. My daughter used to jog with her Van on a leash, haha, she could trim Ms Princess down really quick.
I almost failed 9th grade anatomy class b/c my cat was too fat to dissect. Bitch ate one too many friskie treats and now much to my demise i was elbow deep in spongy pussy trying to find my pencil eraser.
i Fing hate having my arms deep in pussy.
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Submitted by peaches on July 30, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Au contraire, mon amie. I think pudgy, hefty, chunky, portly, fat, obese people are cuddly so long as they bathe.
But, then again, I do not find anyone who is uncleansed cuddly no matter the body type.
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interesting, how we think fat animals are cute and cuddley, but fat people, not so much.
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Princess Chunk needs to lay off the catnip then munchies cycle.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 30, 2008 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 30, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Is your cage mate chubby because he got fixed?
Or, is he simply well-loved and well-fed?
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No, I owned his brother and that ho wasn't fat after they got the snip (they were incage/outcage then and his bro got run over my a car...DEVASTATED my tiger ass, so now Sir Fatass is only incage). I also knew his mother (TINY) and was acquainted with his father (average)
Bitch ass ho just like to eat...and what am I to do? I'm tryin' to help his fat ass lose weight, but that lil' ho be a lazy ass bitch...
He's some cuddly ass shit though...LURVES me some fat pussy...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Princess Chunk is a big, beautiful POOOSAY!
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That's a fucking cute cat
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 30, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Is your cage mate chubby because he got fixed?
Or, is he simply well-loved and well-fed?
I was owned by a 32-pound Maine Coon male for seventeen years before I had to send him to the Rainbow Bridge because of renal failure. His name was Mozart.
He had a 24-pound Sheltie as a housemate for fifteen years. One week to the day after Mozart passed, she had to be euthanized because she simply would not eat and would vomit when force-fed. Her name was Arwen.
The two of them would cause no end of mischief. Miss them terribly. *tearing up*
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 30, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 30, 2008 - 4:11pm.
G'day. Maybe a few rounds in your cage will tone up Her Highness. I bet she'd be a tender morsel for you.
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Actually, I have a chubby Tom as my cage companion...Princess Fat Ass outweighs him by about 23 pounds or so...I say that hot fat slut gives MY chunker a work out. I know for a fact that horny little bastid would try to fuck her.
Can you imagine the "work out" he'll get when Princess Fat Ass resists (and if she doesn't bitch will be PISSED cuz my fat assed Tom is fixed and don't realize...). Princess Fat Ass will deliver a smack down from which my fatty will have to run! (Fatties like they sex almost as much as they like they food. Princess Fat Ass will not be amused...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Princess has very dainty front paws. All feline that girl. :)
(if she was lost with all this publicity, they should find her)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 30, 2008 - 4:11pm.
G'day. Maybe a few rounds in your cage will tone up Her Highness. I bet she'd be a tender morsel for you.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 30, 2008 - 3:51pm.
I bet that that cat sits around at home talking about how skinny cats all have the bodies of a prepubescent, and how real cats have curves, and -- before opening yet another pint of ice cream -- that its obesity is genetic.
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whilst bitching about her thyroid gland and her tendency to retain water weight....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by jussayin on July 30, 2008 - 3:55pm.
Or, Her Highness is saying, "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, supper stuff."
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I love how the little kitten has this look on her face like "gawd damn, you a fat cat" and Princess Chunk is looking at the kitten like "fuck with me and I will sit on you"
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Is that Kirstie Alley's cat?
The cat needs Jenny Craig pronto,
I'm really big on animal rights (vegan, loyal petition-signer (NOT PETA member)) and making sure that pets are properly taken care of, but I have to admit, there are few things in the world cuter than a really fat cat. They're so cuddly!
adorable fat cat. the owner probably feed him can tuna and donuts.
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Awww, thank you MK!!! You know how much I love to talk about adorable pussies. That is a such pretty pussy, hopefully someone good will adopt her and put that pussy on a diet, so she can be a healthy pussy.
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I love you. Nothing makes me madder than animal abuse, or lax owners.
I grew up in Maine, so I was always finding strays and either taking care of them or bringing them to a human society, leading dogs back to tearful asshole owners (and I so wanted a dog of my own, but the road I live on was too busy for dogs), and volunteering at a local no-kill shelter dealing with idiots who wanted to get a kitten as a christmas pet. Good thing it's so hard to adopt animals- the process tries to make sure the animal won't wind up back in a pound.
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Dang I thought Coco had the biggest pussy ever. This bitch wins!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on July 30, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Of course we're all wealthy. How else can we spend our time blogging at dlisted and not have worry about working for a living? ;)
(BTW: I do work so sometimes it takes awhile for me to respond.)
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Humans who "accidentally" lose their pets piss me off. You pet owners know what I'm talking about.
Idiots who get a pet "because it's SO CUTE!" Or their kids want a puppy/kitten. A week later, it ain't fun.
I know where my three (indoor) cats are at all times. That might make a crazy cat lady, but my cats are safe, healthy, and I think happy.
And they are not grossly overweight.
Hey, it's the feline Beth Ditto!! How hot!
There was an obese cat like this one at the shelter I volunteer at. When I looked in its cage, I asked the vet, "Did this cat swallow a dictionary?!"
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It's amazing how fast a fat cat bent on food can move. I adopted a 26 pound stray and he can hop on the table in an instant even though he's pretty old now.
Maybe she was looking for the Tweeter center...she heard they had birds there.
Camden? That is one Ghetto cat!
Actually I was born in Camden NJ.
I guess I am the only one who was thinking of Squishface from sealab 2021
http://www.pixplzthx.com/albums/avatars/avatar_squishface2.thumb.gif
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Submitted by Clarisse,
Hahahha! No doubt about it. Those squishies are cute! We should all pool money to buy Sheeps his own Squishable Sheep. almost fell out of chair when I saw that one. My fav is the turtle...
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...whatever.
The owners of this chubba cat are dumber than a pack of rocks. Instead of leaving the cat on the streets they should have hired a lawyer and sued the cat food company for not telling that overfeeding a cat would lead to obesity.
Yeah, that's the way to go, like those numbnutz who sued McDonalds cause their kids got so fat. They claimed the burger chain should have let them know fast food was high in calories.
Morons
Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Princess Chunk is a real life squishable!!!
http://www.squishable.com/s/
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OMG I have to have the rhino and the rooster-so fucking cute!!!! :) my son would love!
Princess Chunk is a real life squishable!!!
http://www.squishable.com/s/
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meeow yow yowl meeeeeow!
Kat talk for "I HAVE BIG BONES!"
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...whatever.
Momus - I was thinking the same thing. I mean, she's one big cat and she's not moving fast. How the H does someone LOSE her ?? The mind reels ...
Submitted by amye1978 on July 30, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Something tells me the cat probably ate her owners.
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HA HA HA HA!!! Hilarious!
Awwwww~~~I love Kittehs!!! I miss mine. I wish I could bring him to work!!!
I want that fat Puss!!! Shooooo Cute!
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Awe what a beautiful kitty. i hope they find her good home and put her on a good diet.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 2:26pm.
You took the words right out of my mouth. After I read that last post, I wanted to slap a bitch, lol.
@Momus
Hey Momus, y'know we are the "wealthy" they're trying to lure to those pathetic sites. I mean, we all have our own computers and enough money to spoil a women (filipina bar girl).
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