Who Spiked The Wino?!
Somebody spiked the Crackie of Camden's cocktail with Ecstasy and Mitch Wino is going to find the culprit! Can I be there to see the look on his face when he's told that the bitch who spiked Wino was Wino herself? Cue dramatic prairie pussy!
Wino's rep claimed that her little trip to the emergency room on Monday was due to a reaction to some medication. The always delusional Mitch now claims one of Wino's friends slipped her drugs. Mitch is currently waiting for a toxicology report, but he's already gone to the police to tell them his suspicions. They probably laughed until their throat fell out.
A source told The Sun, “He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink — and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy’s flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it.”
Mitch thinks that a little E is going to fuck Wino up? You could spike that bitch's drink with a meth lab and she would still keep on ticking. She pops Vitamin Ecstasy for breakfast along with her Vitamin Crack and her Vitamin Heroin.
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Submitted by tangerine on July 30, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Uhh..how does that make me "wacky" or "crazy?" And what is a councilor? Do you mean counselor?
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I meant R-E-S-C-E-P-T! Find out what it meeeeanas to me!
I mean all the girls back in college who did 10x hits of acid and X everyday all ended up getting degrees in couciling even though they still spontaniously see cars drive through walls and have the most drastic, unpredicatable moods swings of anyone, and drink 10 gallons of alcohol everyday. They know everything about drugs, but they are very very f uped from all the drugs they did!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
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Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Someone slipped something in my drink once.
Why the responsible attitude all of a sudden?
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That is awful that someone slipped you the date rape drug. But you are right, no one would slip E into a drink.
Submitted by M.E. on July 30, 2008 - 8:22pm.
To repeat - first indication of an overdose = seizures.
Isn't that what they said they found? Her seizing on the ground, flopping like a fish?
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Yep.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 30, 2008 - 11:09am.
Mitch Wino and Orange Oprah need to date.
Good call! And don't forget Lynne Spears, he could be pimpiiiiiiiiin', pimpin', pimpin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M.E. - I think it was the bartender too. I was with my sister, her gay friend and his sister. They went off to dance, I went to get a drink. When I went up, the bartender asked me if I was gay or straight. I asked him why. He said the owner would like to buy my a drink and this was on him and that he loved skinny, straight, blonde girls...nice.
I don't remember any of it. I went to the bathroom after the drink cause I felt weird and the next thing I know I was hitting walls. My friends found me and carried me out. They said I was dead weight and wouldn't move. They said I did say something weird things while out, but I barely remember. I am just glad they were there.
Here's the right tune for this story:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N_me4RCDP2o
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 30, 2008 - 12:24pm.
This chick is still alive?! I'm amazed....she's like a damn cockroach.
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LOL LOL
That's what I said earlier this week when everyone was *air quotes* predicting her death *end air quotes*
She is gonna outlive us all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy, you are my ♥
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
@IG I don't know about "slipping" it in there part, considering you were tilting my arm the entire time!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
*yawning*
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This chick is still alive?! I'm amazed....she's like a damn cockroach.
Off topic: I'm very upset that I wasn't on here yesterday to defend my love Ed Westwick - HE'S NOT GAY!!!! British men just act different, I swear!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on July 30, 2008 - 11:19am.
Someone slipped my something once...I one drink (and I can hold them down. I had to be carried out. Noone slips someone X.
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Sounds more like someone slipped you GHB (the date rape drug)
Uhh..how does that make me "wacky" or "crazy?" And what is a councilor? Do you mean counselor?
DAE
no thanks, but I'll gladly take dreamboat pete off your hands!@
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
IG, I wouldn't complain either- Captain Morgan is YUMMY....
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
To repeat - first indication of an overdose = seizures.
Isn't that what they said they found? Her seizing on the ground, flopping like a fish?
It probably just fell out of her crackhive and into her drink.
I love Amy, but the only way someone could slip something to her is if they were quick enough to get it in the drink before she snorted or smoked it.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 30, 2008 - 8:18pm.
well, i'ts only fair, we get blohan, england gets wino
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I'd rather have Linds. Wanna swap??
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Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
I meant to stick a "had" but stupid James Blunt and Cheryl Crowe's noise across the street are ruining my work and myy typing. Loud! That's what I get for thinking free concerts are cool and moving across from the BOA...stupid...
Someone slipped my something once...I one drink (and I can hold them down. I had to be carried out. Noone slips someone X.
well, i'ts only fair, we get blohan, england gets wino.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by tangerine on July 30, 2008 - 3:17pm.
One more thing: The only drug that I have heard of people oding on in my old circle was cocaine. Crack is notorious for oding because you want more and more and more. The first thing to signal and od: seizure.
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R U a drug councilor? The craziest people I know, and I mean wacky are always councilors
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
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Is this Wino post #12 of the day? I wish she'd get knocked up or something so at least it wouldn't be the same old hat every day.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Uh huh, because it's completley insane to think that a crack head junkie just might, might take E all on her own.
*rolls eyes*
One more thing: The only drug that I have heard of people oding on in my old circle was cocaine. Crack is notorious for oding because you want more and more and more. The first thing to signal and od: seizure.
E would not make Wino blink. Her system is so filled with assorted drugs she qualifies as a walking pharmacy.
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Someone slipped something in my drink once. I believe he was called a bartender, and it was a gallon of Captain Morgan dark rum. For some reason, I didn't feel the need to blame him though.
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"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. I don't s'pose you'd give the fecking ambulance a call wouldya? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
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Ecstasy on Amys drink would be some type of relive for her no?
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i have lots of firsthand knowledge with all these drugs in question. I have been on suboxone 1000 times and mixed it with alcohol. I have never had any problems but I have never taken all my pills at once, either. Why someone would do that, I don't know, because you do not get high off of it, and you can't just swallow it anyway, you have to let the tablets melt under your tounge. The reason for this is because they put another drug in it to prevent people from being able to shoot up the suboxone. If she thought she could get high by doing it, then she is a fucking idiot. Or, has a death wish because she has HIV. As for the E, I have taken multiple pills in one night, mixed it with other drugs, and mixed it with alcohol and never had any problems. Maybe I just got lucky, but this story does not make any sense to me. I think it is more likely that she was on the suboxone, then tried to get high with heroin and took too much. Or she just smoked too much crack again. Who knows?
jim, if someone gives you a blowjob, will you stop using all caps?
heehee (winks)
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
Mmmmmm...ecstacy. I want to have el sexo on X...I hear its the bees knees and since sex is painful for me itll make it easier yo!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
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IT WAS ME AND IT WAS RACIN TO KILL THIS NO-TALENT CRACKHEAD...IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY TRY AGAIN!!!
If someone slipped her drugs, how the fuck would anybody know? The girl is a walking addiction Molotov Cocktail.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Mitch Wino and Orange Oprah need to date.
The time for parenting is long over, Mitch.
im sure one of her friends did... with her permission.
Um, don't you use that excuse to your parent's when you're like 16? WTF, why would she need to say that? Her dad just pulls this shit out of his ass...Daddy Douche fo sho.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Isn't that the standard excuse now for acting like an arsehole when you're loaded?
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Mitch Wino is more in denial than Phoebe Price.....what a fucking idiot.
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
I thought the adverse reaction came after a four hour drinking binge and 11 presciption pills.....
they should have spiked the drink with antiseptic
If anyone was seriously trying to spike her drink they would've used: Vitamins A - Z, Iron, Calcium, and Zinc. She'd still be in the hospital on life support at this point.