Who Spiked The Wino?!
Somebody spiked the Crackie of Camden's cocktail with Ecstasy and Mitch Wino is going to find the culprit! Can I be there to see the look on his face when he's told that the bitch who spiked Wino was Wino herself? Cue dramatic prairie pussy!
Wino's rep claimed that her little trip to the emergency room on Monday was due to a reaction to some medication. The always delusional Mitch now claims one of Wino's friends slipped her drugs. Mitch is currently waiting for a toxicology report, but he's already gone to the police to tell them his suspicions. They probably laughed until their throat fell out.
A source told The Sun, “He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink — and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy’s flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it.”
Mitch thinks that a little E is going to fuck Wino up? You could spike that bitch's drink with a meth lab and she would still keep on ticking. She pops Vitamin Ecstasy for breakfast along with her Vitamin Crack and her Vitamin Heroin.
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your mom ate the...
No- your hand is incredibly valuable! Don't eat it? How could you type to us anymore if you ate your hand!?
Meanwhile, I wish that Mitch were more like Jamie Spears- he really seems to have Britney on a tight leash, probably because, as a former-alcoholic, he understands addiction.
Someone just needs to are about Amy's health more than anything else, and be willing to take her hate and anger in order to get her better. But she can't get better unless she actually wants to, so I guess there is no point... ugh.
So tragic.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Well, im glad I gave you girls some new techniques to try the next time youre down on knees...glad I could help!
I wonder if Amy goes down much? She has the perfect black hole of a mouth for it!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on July 30, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Arrrgghhhh, don't talk about lunch! I haven't eaten lunch because I have a dentist appt. after work, and I'm starving! My right hand is looking pretty tasty right about now...
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So you cant eat anything till after work?? Gosh...i would keel over! sounds like you're having some gnarly work done if you cant eat. I'm eternally sorry dear! :D Just think...that first bite after its all done will be MAGICAL!
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Mrs K.,
"Let's all just give each other a lot of leeway and keep our expectations low."
That's my dating motto!
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Mrs. K and Clarisse,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(All caps and yes, I meant to)
If my expectations get much lower, we will all be doing the "limbo" under a worm.
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...whatever.
This is getting stupid
@PSL
"I don't blow or fuck people I can't see! lmao"
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Geez, that narrows it down a bit...!
How about I blow you then? I'm willing to offer it up because you told JIMBO to drop the caps. I'm feeling appreciative today...
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 30, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Arrrgghhhh, don't talk about lunch! I haven't eaten lunch because I have a dentist appt. after work, and I'm starving! My right hand is looking pretty tasty right about now...
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 30, 2008 - 12:56pm.
She's becoming as obnoxiously tiresome as Britney Spears.
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REALLY?!?!?!! I find her endlessly fascinating.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 2:49pm.
I can do better...make a circle 8 around your nuts and shaft and flick the tip....illl have you SCREAMIN!
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Mmmm, Pudge penciled me in for a blow job when I get back from my pedicure tonight. Perhaps I'll give that move a try.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Oh and mama Wino - if your daughter was OFF DRUGS her face wouldn't have been a picked at bordering staph infection mess just a couple days ago!
When are these fucktards going to WAKE THE FUCK UP?
Mitch is worse than Lynne spear they knew their daughter needed rehab and they took her to rehab she dint stay but they took her to rehab, he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I got nuthin...this is the same ol shit!
Amy is going to kill herself recreationally...and with her parents still DENYING that she was on drugs. The stupid people in this world make me soooo angry.
Gawd, i need my lunch to get here soon!!!!!!!!!!
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"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"
Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 2:58pm.
@your mom ate th...
Ill have you saying more than WHOA! I was practicing for the real this on that beer bottle in my avie...I think I got it down!
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That's all well and good, but I don't have a penis. Maybe I'll try it on my bf one of these days, if he behaves.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
sandbitch, yeah....but I didn't give it! I ain't no glory hole! I don't blow or fuck people I can't see! lmao
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
@PSL
"if someone gives you a blowjob, will you stop using all caps?"
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Jim's SHOUTING has been making the hair on my tail stand up.
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
Mrs K.,
"Let's all just give each other a lot of leeway and keep our expectations low."
That's my dating motto!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by tangerine on July 30, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Ok, you addressed me personally, so I answered you. And the only thing I kind of understand is "it will grow back." What will grow back? My cock so you can suck it? Oh, and don't take it personal, hon. That was not meant for you.
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Everything I say has something to do with peen....I luv em!
@your mom ate th...
Ill have you saying more than WHOA! I was practicing for the real this on that beer bottle in my avie...I think I got it down!
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And if you dont expect too much from me, you might not be let down!
JIM IS YELLING.
It's part of his charm.
Let's all just give each other a lot of leeway and keep our expectations low.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
She's becoming as obnoxiously tiresome as Britney Spears.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Ok, you addressed me personally, so I answered you. And the only thing I kind of understand is "it will grow back." What will grow back? My cock so you can suck it? Oh, and don't take it personal, hon. That was not meant for you.
sandbitch: huh? I'm confused.....
jim, I feel like you're yelling...that is why the caps are TOO MUCH.
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
I ain't the time and if MY DADDY THINKS I'M FINE they tried to make me to rehab I said NO NO NO
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 30, 2008 - 3:50pm.
HA HA HA!!!!!
High Five Deb!
Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 2:49pm.
I can do better...make a circle 8 around your nuts and shaft and flick the tip....illl have you SCREAMIN!
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Whoa!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
CUe The Drama Lemur:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkqqMPPg2VI&feature=rec-fresh
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...whatever.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 30, 2008 - 3:46pm.
PSL, thanks for the blow job - it was the best I've ever had...
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I can do better...make a circle 8 around your nuts and shaft and flick the tip....illl have you SCREAMIN!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
*I find this lyric EXTREMELY funny*
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Submitted by tangerine on July 30, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 1:28pm.
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Dont take sh*t personally....its the internet....it will grow back!
Im just stated something ive notice to be true, those really knowledgeable and intersted in drugs are ususally the BIGGEST drug. Im not saying you are, it wasnt personally for you, I was just sayin......
And a bitch cant spell....im dislexik.
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
*I find this lyric EXTREMELY funny*
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HOW AND WHY DO YOU WANT THE CAPS OFF?? How do you go about doing that....FUCK THAT!! MRS KRAVITZ RULES!!!
PSL, thanks for the blow job - it was the best I've ever had...
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
Under no circumstances is it ever necessary to slip Wino anything. She would drink transmission fluid if she thought it would get her high.
What is Mitch's angle? Will the life insurance not pay off if she keeps using??
@JIM
tURN yOUR fUCKING cAPS lOCK oFF
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Uh- oh MrsK, am I in trouble now?
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of course not, tatala.
But you know how I feel about Jim
I would crawl on my belly over crushed glass for him.
He gets to do whatever he wants.
:)
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
That's right MitchBitch, you tell 'em!
It could not possibly be Amy's fault, EVER!
She's fine, remember?
Do they a version of "COPS" in the UK?
I wanna see Mitchypoo do the raid on the evil doer that spiked Amy's drink.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by choco starfish on July 30, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Sorry I can't understand what the hell you are trying to say with all of the misspellings. Maybe someone could translate for you? I think you are saying that I see cars drive through walls? Ummm...no. But it's pretty interesting that you made that assessment from my posts. Do you see cars driving through walls? That was kind of a dumb question. Considering I am the "wacky" one because I drink a gallon of liquor a day and ten hits of acid and maybe some drain-o as well, you sound a little off your rocker.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 30, 2008 - 3:36pm.
E is nasty. Hard drugs hold no attraction for me but my ex-husband got really into it so I decided to see what the fuss was about. Long story short, I now have permanent hearing damage from standing too close to the damn speakers. 50% in one ear, 40% in the other.
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Oooohh....this was from X?
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
*I find this lyric EXTREMELY funny*
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My friend dated a cop out here and Vegas and she told me he told her theres a spike in men giving women some drug that kncoks them out and once they're knocked out, they give them another drug that makes them infertile and they take these women and rape and rape and rape them many times by many dudes....
Sh*ts F'd up if its true!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
*I find this lyric EXTREMELY funny*
-TOO
E is nasty. Hard drugs hold no attraction for me but my ex-husband got really into it so I decided to see what the fuss was about. Long story short, I now have permanent hearing damage from standing too close to the damn speakers. 50% in one ear, 40% in the other.
Poster girl for drugs are bad kids.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Uh- oh MrsK, am I in trouble now?
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
c'mon on now, PLEASE.
This girl's biggest hit was a song about no rehab!
She has been photographed with chunks of a white powdery substance jammed up her nose, she has been recorded taking a bump (WHILE ON STAGE), she has zombie eyes, bad hygiene and has lost a significant amount of weight.
She obviously has a problem.
And Dad talks too much with the press.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on July 30, 2008 - 3:29pm.
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Bwaahahahahahahahahaha!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 3:27pm.
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I know Cher's gonna be pissed - she thought she was gonna be the only one at the end of days. Amy surviving this long only means one thing - the apocalypse is coming.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by Sheeps on July 30, 2008 - 3:28pm.
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As if!! :)
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"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. I don't s'pose you'd give the fecking ambulance a call wouldya? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
Amy Winehouse Did Not Have Drink Spiked With Ecstasy, Father Says
As tabloid report had claimed...
Amy Winehouse was not rushed to hospital on Monday evening because a friend spiked her drink with ecstasy, her father, Mitch, says.
A source, apparently close to Mr Winehouse, told today's Sun newspaper that he was “certain” someone had spiked his daughter's drink.
The paper also quoted the source saying that Mr Winehouse was “determined to get to the bottom of it.”
However, speaking to the BBC, Winehouse's father denied ever saying that, adding: “And I don't know who this source is. But I'm gonna find out."
Winehouse was taken to hospital by ambulance and kept under observation overnight after falling ill at her home in Camden.
Her spokesman said yesterday that the singer had suffered a reaction to medication.
Mr Winehouse added today that his daughter was “doing just fine.”
http://www.gigwise.com/news/45008/amy-winehouse-did-not-have-drink-spike...
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Amy Winehouse 'not using drugs', mother claims
Amy Winehouse is no longer using drugs, according to her mother.
The Rehab star was hospitalised earlier this week after suffering a reaction to medication while at her north London home with her father Mitch reportedly claiming that his daughter's drink had been spiked with ecstasy.
But according to the 24-year-old's mother Janis, the hospital visit was simply a matter of human error.
"The truth is that Amy ended up in hospital this week because she mixed up the medication she's taking to help her come off drugs," she told the Daily Mirror newspaper.
"She took a wrong tablet."
And according to the Grammy winner's mother, her recent diagnosis with lung disease has encouraged her to steer clear of recreational drugs.
"I really don't think she's using now," she claimed. "Being diagnosed with the early stage of emphysema was a real jolt to her. A bit of a wake-up call."
She added: "Mind you, I think she does have the odd sneaky cigarette. Give her a break, she's not a miracle worker."
Winehouse was discharged on Tuesday morning after receiving treatment in central London.
She spent the night at the University College hospital after an ambulance was called to her north London home on Monday night.
Her spokesman Chris Goodman said the star suffered a reaction to medication while at home but was now in good spirits after spending a "comfortable night" in hospital.
"She had a bit of a scare… because of a reaction to treatment," Mr Goodman added.
"She was kept in overnight purely for observation."
Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil was sentenced to 27 months in jail earlier this month after being found guilty of grievous bodily harm and perverting the course of justice.
http://www.inthenews.co.uk/entertainment/film/film/amy-winehouse-not-using-drugs-mother-claims-$1234095.htm
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
on topic
there's a bar across the street from my work and this guy on a cell phone invited someone he was talking to to come to the bar so he could fuck him up,
hope he shows, I'm bored!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 12:13pm.
jim, if someone gives you a blowjob, will you stop using all caps?
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*glaring at PSL*
Jim darling, just do whatever you want, my little hedgehog...don't stop til you get enuf.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
E is some of the most nasty bitter shit EVA! I would notice if someone slipped it in my gingerale.
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK
Two Drink - the fact that you have no memory AFTER drinking it, means it was GHB. Wonderful side effect only useful to date rapists.
Now I need to go listen to Sublime....
Nit... SHHHH!! We are talking about liquor, right? :)
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"Don't panic now, love, but one of me clackers has gone right up inside me after your rather vigorous hand action. I don't s'pose you'd give the fecking ambulance a call wouldya? I'm in quite a lot of pain."
Submitted by rebanndel on July 30, 2008 - 12:00pm.
If anyone was seriously trying to spike her drink they would've used: Vitamins A - Z, Iron, Calcium, and Zinc. She'd still be in the hospital on life support at this point.
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someone slipped her ass a glass of milk and some chicken noodle soup and her body went into shock!
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK