Who Spiked The Wino?!
Somebody spiked the Crackie of Camden's cocktail with Ecstasy and Mitch Wino is going to find the culprit! Can I be there to see the look on his face when he's told that the bitch who spiked Wino was Wino herself? Cue dramatic prairie pussy!
Wino's rep claimed that her little trip to the emergency room on Monday was due to a reaction to some medication. The always delusional Mitch now claims one of Wino's friends slipped her drugs. Mitch is currently waiting for a toxicology report, but he's already gone to the police to tell them his suspicions. They probably laughed until their throat fell out.
A source told The Sun, “He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink — and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy’s flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it.”
Mitch thinks that a little E is going to fuck Wino up? You could spike that bitch's drink with a meth lab and she would still keep on ticking. She pops Vitamin Ecstasy for breakfast along with her Vitamin Crack and her Vitamin Heroin.
Lovely pre-crack Wino....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQXddDLvQx0
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on July 30, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Nah, it's not new work, Island's just reissuing some old shit, to keep our favorite Crackie's dough rolling.
Seriously, I wish Island Records would drop Winehouse. It's costing them money, she's more trouble than she's worth. If Mariah can be dropped.......... besides, they aren't sure which Amy is going to show up for the last 3 concerts this summer. Will we get Psycho Amy, from Glastonbury? Or Tweaky, Hoarse, and Sickly Amy from Lisbon? How about Slurry, Forgetful and Bloated Amy from Madrid? I truly would like to see the rare Phoenix of "Tin the Park". That was Winehouse's best concert this year.
Amen, KiwiKim!
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Submitted by xplnyrslf on July 31, 2008 - 2:43am.
I'm confused, as to why, with all this publicity, there's no drug dealers busted.
What's that about????
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Wondered about that myself.
Her dumb ass dad is acting like his virgin daughter was gang banged. Seriously, what's one more drug in Wino's system? She's got so much floating around in her blood, I doubt the ecstasy had the slightest impact.
Maybe the record company has said her contract is over if she shows up with illegal drugs in her system? Something other than methadone?
Seems logical b/c they're making quite a show of saying it wasn't her. It's not coincidental her meltdown happened and then it was announced she wouldn't be doing Bond.
Submitted by cozi on July 31, 2008 - 4:29am.
She is smoking hot. Saw her sexy photos on a celeb and millionaire dating called 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】.....
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Only this ignorant chinese spammer would call Wino smoking hot. Jeez.
Let's hook the two losers up.
She is smoking hot. Saw her sexy photos on a celeb and millionaire dating called 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. Don't know if it is still out there. The rumor says that site holds lots of celebrities profiles. Charlie Sheen found his love on that site last May Too.
In view of her being wasted all the time, and out and about, SURE, I can see where someone could do that: take advantage of her.
My first question was, how would anyone know she had the drug in her system?
Here's a link:
http://www.acde.org/common/ecstasy.htm
Ecstasy can be detected up to four days after ingestion. It's a lab test.
She may not know what she was given/took, but the person GIVING it to her, certainly did.....
I'm confused, as to why, with all this publicity, there's no drug dealers busted.
What's that about????
There's a mutual responsibility.
This is in London?
Is he kidding? Does he really have that wack-ass idea that someone "slipped" something in her drink? Yeah, sure - but only because she said "Please."
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I like Amy Winehouse. Cue bashings, I know.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
it's so sad cause i really think she's gonna die soon. she looks a HOT FUCKING MESS and somebody needs to take that crack pipe away from her.
Her face is melting these days...so what of it if she wants to trip her face off of whatever she's on here...
Your face!
Bitch is so high on E here I'm jealous! I don't even want to bother with the day after so I don't want to take any either...but sometimes...
Tangerine- and Deb-
Hugs to you both. I'm so sappy these days!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 30, 2008 - 4:34pm
Thanks!!!
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 30, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Thanks!!! I could not agree more and there is nothing wrong with the size of your ring. There is something wrong with the person who said it was too small. And you proved your point with the example of the woman who had the expensive wedding and was cheated on anyway. Money does not make a person happy (although clothes, shoes, and sparkly things do so that is why I got a dress that sparkles haha)j/k all that matters is that you are happy. When people give me the raised eyebrow for having a "cheap" wedding in Vegas I just blow it off. I love Vegas and I can't wait. congrats on your engagement and hope the wedding planning is stress free!!
She has a new record out http://mistadsmusicblog.blogspot.com/2008/07/wino-goes-ska.html
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 7:33pm.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 30, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 7:24pm.
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I am off for my pedicure. I'll stop by your place later.
MUAH
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 7:24pm.
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Yes please!
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 30, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Mrs. K, what did I say?
*runs in the corner and cries...again*
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My bad :( I sorry.
As soon as I hit the Post Comment button I said "Uh oh, QC is gonna BITCH SLAP ME!!!!"
How can I make it up to you?!??!
Rugelach?
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Mrs. K, what did I say?
*runs in the corner and cries...again*
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 30, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Yes, a 3-carat diamond engagement ring is a sure sign he will love and cherish you forever!!!!
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Everybody, stop this damn wedding talk! It's making me sad again :(
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
Her dad's so naiive...this bitch needs a hug
Submitted by thlayly5,
Me thinks you are going to make a beautiful bride! And congrats to Tangie too!
Gives me a warm fuzzy in my cold hard heart.
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...whatever.
Tangerine- congrats! That's awesome.
I think I'd like a nice dress to- and just get married in my parents' backyard (they have a real nice house that my Dad built- he builds wonderful houses).
I had someone look at my engagement ring (which really is nice- he bought it from the same independent jewelry my father got my mom's from) and say it was too small (it's .86 carats, which I think is plenty big enough). People are crazy- I mean, a ring is nice, but what matters is what that ring stands for. A friend of mine got married, spent 40,000 on a wedding, 12,00 on the ring, and she was cheated on my her lousy spouse after 9 months. She divorced him, but what a horrible thing to have happened.
It's the couple that makes a wedding day special, not the decorations or whatever.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
im a little jealous, she is bogarting the crack pipe among other piggy excesses
Christianity is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 30, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Yeah, SOMEBODY slipped it to her. It's always somebody else's fault. The stupid cunt drops E in her morning coffee.
I couldn't care less if Wino croaks.
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AMEN---this twat's daily drama is tiresome. Keel over already.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
She wanted that "E", punched them like that poor bastid at Glastonbury. Why pay? She's a legend, damn it!
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Yeah, someone slipped her some E...but she bought it first.
@Momus, Green is Good and Bradiful - You make this poster happy, fo' sho'.
OT: As long as the gravy from Back 2 Black keeps coming, Amy's parents, PR pimps could say she walks around filthy with crack burns, biting folks on the neck whilst dazed and confused because a bee stung her ass. Keep buying those tickets, she's contracted for 3 more concerts this summer. Wanna bet she pukes on stage or kicks a bandmember in the balls?
Seriously, did Winehouse's parents not see the photos from last weekend's Camden Town Berserker, Part X?
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Submitted by thlayly5 on July 30, 2008 - 2:26pm.
I kind of believe the same thing. My fiance and I have had bad luck with expensive engagement rings. The first one was stolen from me, and the second one was lost. Then we broke up for a while. This time around, he bought me a $30 ring (it is all I wanted) and our wedding is being done in Vegas for a portion of what most people spend. But I did go all out on my dress which I just got yesterday. The dress itself wasn't expensive, but all the extras like the veil and adding the bustles (sp?) added up. I could not imagine going into debt for 30 years because of a wedding. I do understand it is a very special day, but man, I would rather have a house.
Yeah, SOMEBODY slipped it to her. It's always somebody else's fault. The stupid cunt drops E in her morning coffee.
I couldn't care less if Wino croaks.
@BRADIFUL BITCH
"Do they a version of "COPS" in the UK?"
Yes there is! We get UK cop shows on cable tv in Aus. The New Zealand version "Police 10/7" is hilarious. Dontcha get 'em in the USA?
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
thayly, I just "sang" it to Deb on IM.....lmao
love it too!
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From the first to the last time, the signs said stop; but we went on wholehearted; it ended bad, but I love what we started
- Fiona Apple "Parting Gift"
E in her DRINK is going to fuck her up? How about the fact that she is DRINKING!
I guess it is ok to drink a bottle of Smirnoff just as long as you are not tripping. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Deb-
lol! I love that song. I have a cat named Bill, and I sing it to him all the time.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Here's something else completely off-topic-
my mom's parents have been married for almost 61 years,
my dad's parents have been married for 59 years,
and my parents have been married for 28 years. Mrs. K, you said you waited until you were 41 to get married?
Well, my dad waited to give my mom an engagement ring until they were married for 15 years, until he could get her the one he wanted to get. It's sweet.
I'm getting married sometime in the next year or so, and my mom and dad are believers that there is an inverse relationship between how much you spend on a wedding and how long the marriage lasts. I understand their logic- my mom's dress cost 35 bucks! lol! And I think both their parents had small weddings.
Sorry I am so off-topic, I just wanted to share.
I think I feel better now. Thanks for listening, or skipping over my long ass posts and not yelling at me for them. :)
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Mrs. K,
Remeber the Fifth Dimension and their song "Bill"?
I love you so, I always will
And in your voice I hear a choir of carousels
Oh, but am I ever gonna hear my wedding bells
I was the one who came runnin' when you were lonely
I haven't lived one day not lovin' you only
But kisses and love won't carry me til you marry me Bill
That was a number one when I was getting married to Bill, my former. I did two yrs for that crime and have never remarried. LOL. If I could find someone to makeout with I would even reconsider my "no cuddles" policy.
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...whatever.
Christine the hoff...-
I think a ten year age difference might make you a cougar. lol.
Angry rant-
In Maine, there are several rules to age of consent. For example, if you are 10 years older or less than a person of 16 (and not a teacher), that is ok. But more than 10 years, fuck yes, it is.
I know this because I know 2 people who, when 29 and 30, dated 16 year olds, though I do not know if the relationship was physical. Makes me want to puke. The age of consent in Maine is 16, but that's only within certain parameters. I just say be safe and non pedo-y and wait until everyone is 18. Sorry, this rant obviously has nothing to do with CtheH, and more to do with things that happened about 20 years ago. Ugh!!!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by kmusa on July 30, 2008 - 4:16pm.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
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She's looking for a dealer with an endless stash of drugs and who she can take it out in "trade"...now go the fuck away.
I'd have to take a lot of drugs just to be able to tolerate that 90-pound wig.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 11:57am.
JIM IS YELLING.
It's part of his charm.
Let's all just give each other a lot of leeway and keep our expectations low.
Woooorrrrrdddddd, the lemur has all the dramz we'll ever need betwixt us!!!
Deb-
I saw that- I wrote back to you on that old Angie thead, thanking you for being so nice. I went home to Maine this last weekend, and ugh, things just went out of control.
I found out some less than wonderful things about my fiance's divorced parents, (really grody things that I would like to forget), and also that my fiance's father has HIV and is going to die, which explains why he has been gung ho about us marrying and popping out kids (I'm 21, and still in college, so it's a little early).
Then I found out that my fiance spent a HUGE amount of cash on some CNC machine for a business he is starting up with his dad, and didn't tell me, so we had this huge fight. We're fine now, but I had a migraine from how much I was bawling Monday night.
So I am back, and glad to get some of this off of my chest.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 30, 2008 - 1:07pm.
No offense to my hubby, but you can't wait as long as I did to get married (41) and have high expectations.
At that point you're like "He's breathing, he's got a job? OK then."
Going to the chapel
And we're gonna get married
Going to the chapel
And we're gonna get married
Gee I really love you
And we're gonna get married
Going to the chapel of love
Going to the chapel of love
Going to the chapel of love ...
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Submitted by yiooooooo on July 30, 2008 - 1:00pm.
"he needs to dissapear whit his daughter and stop blaming winos imginary friends for her problems"
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 30, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 30, 2008 - 1:04pm.
So you cant eat anything till after work?? Gosh...i would keel over! sounds like you're having some gnarly work done if you cant eat. I'm eternally sorry dear! :D Just think...that first bite after its all done will be MAGICAL!
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Not until after my appt. It's just an exam/cleaning, but I brushed my teeth earlier this afternoon and I don't wanna have foodbreath, or anything. Thanks for the sentiments, though!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by thlayly5,
Where have you been little one? I was looking for logic at 4am and you were nowhere to be found! lol.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Not me. Same old story: bad marriage, too many drugs, deep denial by self and parents, constant publicity-mongering, and wasted talent.
At this point, MK could write his article, make it into a macro, copy it whenever something happens, and insert the appropriate name.
If she would do something different -- like make a new album, perform at a concert sober, wash her hair -- then it would be news instead of snooze.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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question
how much younger does the guy have to be to make you a cougar?
cause I now think that as of last week, I'm a cougar.
"runs away blushing."
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
What the hell is wrong with her belly? Does she have a new skin disease?
And she's getting really boring -- another week, another step down to crackhead hell. At least Shitney provided some variety with the head-shaving and car-beating and hostage situations.