Life Is Good For KFed
When is KFed going to stop dressing like Rosie O'Donnell! It sickens me that I find him hot.
KFed showed up to the X Games Celebrity Skins Classic yesterday to play a round of douche golf. Kendra Wilkinson was there, so this was definitely a game of d-bag golf. KFed told People that his life is just peachy, "Been having a good summer, I can't complain. I've worked here and there a little bit. Definitely staying at home with the family."
There he goes talking about that "work" thing again! Nobody is buying it. Spending all day trying to pop corn with your cell phone is hardly work.
When asked about when his follow-up to amazing rap masterpiece "Playing with Fire" is coming out, he said, "I don't know, I'm going to make everybody wait on that." Who's this "everybody" he's talking about?
KFed also took a moment to check on his kids during the event. That's what he told the photographers anyway. He was probably just checking on his bank account. Same thing, actually.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 10:08am.
Mrs K, what if you have a pretty girdle with sparkles? I never leave home without mine.
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well, that's a horse of a different color!
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After being married to Twatney/Unfitney, he's getting hazard pay.
Ginalicious and Dea,
Thanks! I think it's drool-worthy m'self!
LCT!
It may take me a while to retrieve, i'm having Forum issues....
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 30, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Why is he not working at McDonald's drive-thru yet, where he belongs.
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Because he couldn't figure out how to use the intercom thingy? I mean, even McDonald's has standards.
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They do ?? Not the one I go to, unfortunately.
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BTW, you're not Shannon, are you ?
er, sooo....where were the celebrities?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I don't mind so much about the dressing for golf but the fact that people are strolling around greens in regular tennies instead of cleats has me all KINDS of pissed off.
I mean really, the first thing you buy after your clubs is cleats!
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...whatever.
Sorry to disagree but dude deserves EVERY PENNY that he juices her for. Any woman with as much money and access to the resources that Britney Spears has, who could not be bothered to get her shit together long enough to keep her freaking children, deserves to have her money siphoned away from her. I mean Whitney Houston admitted to being a coke head (but not a crackhead cause crack is whack) on national tv and STILL didnt lose custody of her daughter so how bad must this bitch be? It boggles the mind. I hope he gets child support, alimony, palimony, whatever the fuck the courts can give him. And then I hope that he runs off with Shar Jackson and they raise her kids and spend her money together.
Mrs K, what if you have a pretty girdle with sparkles? I never leave home without mine.
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Mrs. K.: Agreed. There should be a happy medium.
M.E.: I'm on your $20K/month program, except I would hire someone to clean, because I hate doing it. Oh, and I'd be putting a goodly amount in a college fund.
Submitted by islandgirl on July 30, 2008 - 12:53pm.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA at your siggy! You're so naughty.
Ontopic: Rosie wears those pants better than him.
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Mrs K, its actually really appropriate to bring up Thoreau on the topic of dress.
It is undeniably American to break away from the traditions of the old world, and formal dress is one of those traditions.
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he's just sexxy for no reason
nice outfit brody jenner
Oh, and Clarisse, I sent you a message on the forum-mail.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
Golfer's Dress protocol, my dad dresses when plays and so do his friends. I got him a red polo, like Tigers and a Greg Norman hat as gifts for him, he wears all of it proud.
I also got him plaid shorts, picked out his golf shoes and everything, he be stylin'.
On T: K Fed needs to spend some child support cash on some new duds.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I always find his sense of fashion, pret a wigga, so stylish.
I love how he tries to impress with his talk about work. Get over yourself K-Fuc, the public is well aware that Britney's hard earnings are paying you to live in a lap of luxury! Like he has any intention on every getting a job.... Can we say "when the kids are 18 and his support is cut off". Until then, he's sittin' by the pool and rolling bones.
Submitted by Hekki on July 30, 2008 - 9:49am.
I agree, however, I am very glad that we no longer live in a time when a women wouldn't dare leave the house without wearing a girdle, a pair of gloves and a hat.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 11:58am.
I am pretty sure Kfed and his ilk are Thoreau disciples.
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HAHAHAHAA! that MUST be it.
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Oh, and I love how ashy the blonde bitch behind him's knees are. Like she spends a ton of time on 'em.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I am pretty sure Kfed and his ilk are Thoreau disciples.
"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
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Submitted by Hekki on July 30, 2008 - 11:49am.
Yes, I'm sorry to report that people cannot dress appropriately for ANY occasion. Even my sister's slightly white-trashy ex had enough couth to wear a collared shirt. On a public course.
Guess I'm old-fashioned and believe that people should dress nicely when going to the theater or court or church or even a nice restaurant? Aside from the etiquette, don't people want to look nice? Don't people have some nice clothes that they save for special occasions? I mean, who wants to look the same no matter what they're doing? It feels good to dress up a little. And you can be just as comfortable in nice clothes as you can in sweats.
Lecture over.
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I TOTALLY agree. Americans are notoriously bad and overly casual dressers.
I went to the Boston Pops last year (boston symphony that plays all kinds of music) and there were people there in sweats!!! I just think its disrespectful to the event, and to yourself! Show a little class now and then for chrissakes!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Off Topic:
You know you spend too much time bullshitting with Dlist slutz when you tell someone in a meeting that you "ain't afraid to cut a beeech!"
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Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha oh Lordy, it's so true. Sexy times does NOT work how it's supposed to in real life.
How are you Clareeeeeeeese??
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Submitted by LASHONCARTER on July 30, 2008 - 9:53am.
I think you mean WIGGA.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
He just looks like he'd smell of dirty pussy and Drakkar Noir.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on July 30, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Why is he not working at McDonald's drive-thru yet, where he belongs.
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Because he couldn't figure out how to use the intercom thingy? I mean, even McDonald's has standards.
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CAN SOMEONE HIT THAT GOLDDIGGING NIGGA WIT A HOT IRON AND A SHOT OF WONKEYS CUM
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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Submitted by M.E. on July 30, 2008 - 9:48am.
house cleaning shit (no, I refuse to hire someone to clean up MY shit
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I suspect, sweetie, that after a short while you *might* see the advantages of having someone else do it for you. Money changes everything.
But that's just the jaded ho in me.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Why is he not working at McDonald's drive-thru yet, where he belongs.
Life is not fair.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 8:46am.
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You know you spend too much time bullshitting with Dlist slutz when you tell someone in a meeting that you "ain't afraid to cut a beeech!"
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Or when your toddlers are running around like rabid dogs and I yell " CHILLAX!"
It always irritates me a little when I see grown men dress like high school freshmen -- and not the cool freshmen who know how to dress, but the clueless ones.
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Yes, I'm sorry to report that people cannot dress appropriately for ANY occasion. Even my sister's slightly white-trashy ex had enough couth to wear a collared shirt. On a public course.
Guess I'm old-fashioned and believe that people should dress nicely when going to the theater or court or church or even a nice restaurant? Aside from the etiquette, don't people want to look nice? Don't people have some nice clothes that they save for special occasions? I mean, who wants to look the same no matter what they're doing? It feels good to dress up a little. And you can be just as comfortable in nice clothes as you can in sweats.
Lecture over.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 9:46am.
Off Topic:
You know you spend too much time bullshitting with Dlist slutz when you tell someone in a meeting that you "ain't afraid to cut a beeech!"
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I called the executive director of my org a ho last week.
Hilarity ensued.
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clarisse
off topic: i think i just had an orgasm looking at your avie. nham!
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Mrs K. - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Well, even with kids as young as the Federline boys, I'd enroll them in some sort of program either in the morning or afternoon, an enrichment program for them, during that time I'd do the "me" things, or house cleaning shit (no, I refuse to hire someone to clean up MY shit). And when the boys weren't at their program, we'd be at the zoo, the park, the beach...wherever, TOGETHER!
Clarisse, I just want to say that I love your avie.
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Swiggity switch it up!
I'd sell the babies for a lump sum. If they can get a few million for PHOTOS of the babies, imagine what you could get for the actual babies.
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You know you spend too much time bullshitting with Dlist slutz when you tell someone in a meeting that you "ain't afraid to cut a beeech!"
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
He´s so hot. I saw his profile on... LOSER!!!! looool
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That chick in the 4th thumbnail with the LA Boxing tank, is saying, "Garsh, it's K-fed." in a Goofy-like voice.
I see they also make those shit shoes in brown as sophisticatedly displayed by the chick in teal. I think I had a belt like that in 1987. Barf.
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Swiggity switch it up!
Do you think if I squeeze me chichi's together like Kendra, I'll improve my golf swing?
Oh, I see PSL. She swings both ways! Hardy har har.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
In the closeup does he have a dirty eyebooger that's made its way onto his cheek or is that a mole?
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I'd buy a house, and lounge by the pool...get a personal chef...and play!
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He's chillin off of B money.
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@M.E.
I'd put the kids in military/convent school and travel.
j/k
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Submitted by M.E. on July 30, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Honest question.....if any of you were getting $20K a month for child support, plus whatever the $$ was from the prenup settlement, what would you do with your extra time?
Raise my kids and tend to their emotional needs/problems.
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Do you smoke $400 a week in weed?
Do you have a $200 weave?
That's Bughetto.
Wow, after seeing those pics, I really want to go and give most of those degenerates a smack-down.
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Love walked right in and drove the shadows away ;
Love walked right in and brought my sunniest day.
One magic moment, and my heart seemed to know
That love said "Hello !",
Though not a word was spoken.
One look and I forgot the gloom of the past ;
One look and I had found my future at last.
One look and I had found a world completely new,
When love walked in... with you.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Honest question.....if any of you were getting $20K a month for child support, plus whatever the $$ was from the prenup settlement, what would you do with your extra time?
DeeDee, although Kendra likes the vag, I'll bet she's had plenty of shaft too......she likes the rappers, so she likes big shaft...
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