The Toilet Lady's Boyfriend Is Not Going To Jail
Pam Babcock aka "The Toilet Lady" spent two years living in her boyfriend's bathroom. She also spent at least one month sitting on the toilet, so long that her ass cheeks became one with the seat. When her stupid fuck boyfriend, Kory McFarren, finally called for help this past February, he told them that she just didn't want to come out of the bathroom. He kept bringing her food and water, but Pam refused to leave. I wouldn't want to leave the toilet either if Kory was my boyfriend.
Kory was charged with a misdemeanor count of mistreatment of a dependent adult. Last month, he pleaded no contest to the charge. Yesterday, a judge in Kansas ordered him to six months in the clink.
The judge changed his sentence to one year of probation after Pam asked for leniency. The County Attorney said, "She didn't believe that her circumstances were his fault." Pam was in the hospital foreeeever, but now she's living with a guardian appointed by the legal department of the hospital she was treated at. I hope they gave her a separate guardian for her ass cheeks. Her cheeks will be forever traumatized.
Kory was also given six months probation to an unrelated charge of lewd and lascivious behavior. Shortly after the "toilet incident," Kory was arrested for showing his nastiness to a teenage neighbor and her friends.
I don't agree with the judge's sentence. Obviously, he should have sentenced him to six months on the toilet.
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that would be funny if he charged her rent.
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He is not a good coach. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at milllionaire&celeb personals site "WealthyRomance.com" yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
I'd like more info on the woman (Pam?) and why she thought it was a good idea to live in the bathroom for 2 years; I'm surprised they appointed a guardian and didn't just commit her craziness to the void. Seems like we're missing some vital info, D!
I DONT AGREE WITH THE JUDGE EITHER.
I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE FLUSHED HIS HEAD IN THE TOILET FOR SIX WHOLE MONTHS !
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 30, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Seriously, sluts. How long does one have to sit on a toilet (or any surface) to the point your skin grows/attaches to the surface??
I can't wrap my head around this.
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When I was young, I knew this girl whos grand-dad was 600 pounuds and never moved from his spot on the couch. He would just pee and shit right there and it was like that for YEARS. The smell was in fucking imaginable and it was just really sad....
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are we sure he was showing his nasty parts to the neighbor? I mean, maybe he was just trying to take a leak or something? Afterall, he had a bitch growing out of his toilet, so its not like he could tinkle in there.
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Dear Pam,
I bought a new toilet just for you. I put a t.v. in the bathroom too.
see you soon,
Kory
Submitted by Ginalicious on July 30, 2008 - 9:54am.
Why does this lady need a guardian?
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My guess is because the lady is nuts and lived in a bathroom for two years
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Submitted by Ginalicious on July 30, 2008 - 9:54am.
Why does this lady need a guardian?
probably because she has a mental illness and is therefore considered a "vunerable adult" and very likely easily socially victimized, unable to keep herself safe or has a pattern of making poor choices that put herself at risk of harm. The court has appointed a guardian to minimize these risks.
Why does this lady need a guardian?
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 30, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Oh, ICK! I don't want to think about that!
Too late.
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Hahahahahaha.... a big juicy curly one.
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Has anyone ever worked out where that guy went number 2's for the month she sat on the porcelain throne?? I just really need to know, its sick and sad but true..where did he go for the month or was he just real impacted???
ubmitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 11:43am.
Think about it like an ingrown hair or something.
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Oh, ICK! I don't want to think about that!
Too late.
This is sick!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 30, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Seriously, sluts. How long does one have to sit on a toilet (or any surface) to the point your skin grows/attaches to the surface??
I can't wrap my head around this.
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Think about it like an ingrown hair or something... your skin can grow over in a few short days which prevents the hair from being able to poke through. If she was constantly on the can, new skin would begin to grow 'around' her ass so to speak... I don't think new skin could grow on top on the skin against the toilet seat, so it would build around and eventually ON.
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My bathroom is a Library with a comfortable seat and toilet paper roll.
Maybe the crazy woman had REALLY good reading material in there.
I have magazines and books in my toilet. That might explain why my ass is always numb. Never try to read "The Chronicles of Narnia" in the toilet.
Entertainment Weekly is the best bathroom reading.
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 30, 2008 - 11:26am.
Seriously, sluts. How long does one have to sit on a toilet (or any surface) to the point your skin grows/attaches to the surface??
I can't wrap my head around this.
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I know. The only thing I can think of as a reference point is this time when I was a kid and the back of my earring became embedded into my earlobe. I was at summer camp and I had these stud earrings that I loved, and I didnt want to loose them, so I kept pushing the backings in tighter and tighter. The peirces got infected and the nurse had to dig those backs out of my lobes. It was after about 3 weeks of wearing the earrings.
Also, you know when you sit on the can for a really long time and it makes a ring around your ass cheeks? Im thinking one month + fat ass + likely infection and swelling = ass glued to toilet seat.
meh?
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Were there two bathrooms in that house or one? I hate to think where the goof went otherwise. Perhaps that explains his exposing himself. Also, I have always noticed that the real nuts always have way too much of really bad facial hair.
Seriously, sluts. How long does one have to sit on a toilet (or any surface) to the point your skin grows/attaches to the surface??
I can't wrap my head around this.
I hope those girls pointed and laughed and said, "I suspected you were crazy, but now I can clearly see you're (your) nuts!"
May Pam move on and find a new guy with a gorgeous bathroom and who doesn't expose himself to teenagers.
Clearly, they were both BANANAS, and still are.
This is some sad shit right here.
Kory's going to love prison.
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She obviously was mentally disturbed and he obviously was mentally depraved. Letting a woman who is not in her right mind sit on the toilet until it grew to her? Showing his shit to a bunch of young girls? Should have sent him up the river for life. I'd like to introduce him to the business end of my baseball bat.
He should be sentenced to six months of diarrhea toilet swirlies.
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her ass cheeks became one with the seat.
Reminds me of a joke...
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
I thought bedsores were just hurty spots. That's fucking gross. Get those poor people some GD exercise.
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lol...toilet sores!! grosssss
That is disgusting as hell--I knew a nurse who said that she had seen bedsores that were so deep the bone was exposed. Glad that sort of thing isn't part of my job.
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Submitted by weenielover on July 30, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I wonder if this is what her toilet butt looks like??
AAAACK! BEDSORES!
I am so nauseous now.
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Submitted by weenielover on July 30, 2008 - 12:03pm.
I wonder if this is what her toilet butt looks like??
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EW OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
My eyes need BandAids.
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She must be a heavy chevy--for most people, it would have cut off the circulation in the legs.
I imagine the docs handled her in the most serious and respectful manner, and then laughed their asses off later in the doctor's lounge. Bet it smelled like a sonofabitch when they flipped her over and started working the toilet seat loose with the old brown eye winking at them the whole time.
The lady who's skin grew into the couch still gives me the willies. They probably should have soaked it off, or just left the fabric on and taught her how to accessorize it.
I wonder if this is what her toilet butt looks like??
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 11:51am.
- Yes, OR, get it bronzed, make it a fountain shooting PURPLE DRANK and put it in front of the Bloopex Compound.
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We're going to have to find some sort of a clear bronze. What a shame it would be to cover up the skin and turd stains! I wonder if there's still skin on there?
GOOD IDEA. Damn. MK needs to buy out a big building in NYC, call it the Bloopex Compound and hire us all. We'd be the next Google.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on bloopin', baby.
clean him up and let us see what's he's packin'.......might be interesting......
LOVE CARROTTOP on July 30, 2008 - 11:47am.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 11:38am.
Will he sell the Toilet on EBay?
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Let's all pitch in and make it the new DListed mascot!
- Yes, OR, get it bronzed, make it a fountain shooting PURPLE DRANK and put it in front of the Bloopex Compound.
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TOILET BATS! THAT'S why she stayed on there so long. She was having sexy times with the toilet bats. They'd try to fly out, she'd get a tickle, and boom.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 11:38am.
Will he sell the Toilet on EBay?
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Let's all pitch in and make it the new DListed mascot!
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
I can't believe he brought her food & water. The dumb bitch would've been out in half the time, if he hadn't brought her food. Dumb ho aint gonna starve herself!
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He should have been sentenced to 100 hours of community service cleaning public toilets.
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Will he sell the Toilet on EBay?
(I kinda want to see post surgery ass too.)
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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I guess they are going to wait for him to do something REALLY heinous. I'm just saying...
the both of them a such losers.....lol
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I never understand these stories. Like the superfat people they have to cut out of their homes. STOP BRINGING THEM FOOD. They'll get up. Trust.
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my nephew sits on the loo for 20 minutes and I'm telling him to get off LOL, this dude should go to jail and sit on stinky prison loos for a hot minute!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Call me sick, but I kind of want to see a photo of her post-surgery ass.
Hope he had to pay the court's ass tax for the toilet bats.
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