Wednesday, July 30th 2008
Morning Wood
Break out the ceramic bong! Cheech and Chong are back! - Celebitchy
Parasite Hilton is still whoring out her fugly ass shoe line - Mollygood
Alanis Morissette became a slut after she split from Ryan Reynolds - ICYDK
More pictures of Matthew McConaughey's little stoner baby - SOW
Katie Price has a line of bed sheets?! Are they fake tan proof? - A Socialite's Life
The Sex and the City sequel will be all about Samantha - I'm Not Obsessed
Becks & Elmo: Together at last! - Popbytes
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Submitted by shandi on July 30, 2008 - 11:23am.
Like your avie. Going to see Motley Crue this weekend, actually.
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 11:42am.
Submitted by peaches on July 30, 2008 - 11:39am.
Is it just me, or does wonkey seem almost tolerable these days?
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Only because I hardly ever see her, if that's what you mean....you know,
yes that's exactly what I mean!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
I DONT KNOW THE TOO OLD MEN IN THE PIC LOL
ANYWAYS...
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE PARIS?
I LOVE HER !!!
www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 11:45am.
peaches, Paris will never be tolerable for me...she is still lying about her fake relationship with Benji, and she is still SEEN. I fucking hate that dog killing whore.
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I feel horrible for Nicole..... shes trying to distance herself from that stretched out rubberband wolf pussy having slut, she already had a feud with her dumb ass to try and get the point across, but she keeps intruding in Nickis life.....
I just want to scream...
LEAVE NICOLE ALONE!
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I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
Matthew's baby is very cute and I just love the way Matthew looks at him. It warms my heart to see how smitten he is with his child. Not every parent is like that, you know.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
There are probably about three people interested in having sex with her, yet Alanis considers herself a slut now?
she don't know slut like I know slut.
The next SATC should be about the real star of the show anyway. Enough horse tales!
And I'll smoke a nice fat one in commemoration of Cheeh & Chong reuniting
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
the idea of Alanis Morisette having sex with ANYONE makes me want to vom.
And I don't know why, I just will not hate on a hot golden pothead surfer who plays naked bongos. That high ass little baby is adorable.
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I'll miss visits with you because I'm too busy crawling out of a K hole - MK
Awww, stoner baby sure is a cute little nugget.
peaches, Paris will never be tolerable for me...she is still lying about her fake relationship with Benji, and she is still SEEN. I fucking hate that dog killing whore.
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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere
Submitted by peaches on July 30, 2008 - 11:39am.
Is it just me, or does wonkey seem almost tolerable these days?
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Only because I hardly ever see her, if that's what you mean....you know, she launched a lot of products all at once. I have a feeling she was shooting for extra-early retirement. With the odd party crashing here and there just to make sure we're looking at her.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Is it just me, or does wonkey seem almost tolerable these days? This proves why we must ignore attention whores, not only are we stopping them from bothering us, but it does them some good as well!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 30, 2008 - 3:58pm.
DAE,
Ack! My MIL lives in Milton Keynes so I have had the misfortune of visiting there. I fell your pain. :(
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That sucks. :O( People need to banned from living there. It's the worst place on Earth.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - July 20th 2008
Saw the bootlegged Sex and the City on dvd the other day and damn that shit is long. How in the world did all those dumb bitches sat there for two in half hrs? It was allright. Who the fuck is SJP when she stoled from the original writer of the book that made it into a show. Fuck that dumb witch.
Yay!!!! the original stoners are back!!!
Yay,for Alanis for fucking bitches. What's love got to do it?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
i always wondered what an eyebrow lift would look like on an old stoner; now he just looks like a surprised old stoner
Damn cheech and chong are looking old. So am I--ouch!
ha ha ha ha oh my god its about uncle hoey!
look thats a cool typo with uncle hoey ha ha ha
HOLY CRAP we had to listen to that god damn song cause of that man!
This is right up there with the day i foun out myspace cats could be stalked!
ohhhhhhh my god
If I had slept with Uncle Joey and then been dumped by him, I would probably have hung myself.
If she had any smarts at all, she would have been banging Uncle Jesse. I would have loved to caress his feathered mullet, post-sex.
I frequent Macy's quite a bit and I have seen Parasites shoes many times. They are honestly horrible! They look really cheap and they're just not that cute. I have a big foot too, so I was hoping they would be cute, but nah.
@ PSL:
Hey! I Wiki'd it!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Oughta_Know
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 11:14am.
FULL HOUSE 15 YEAR OLD ASS UNCLE JOEY?????
Inspired THAT song???????????
UhhhhhOH MY GAWD! She twas fuxing Dave?????
ON PURPOSE????? And HE inspired THAT song?????
*falls out of chair*
RYAN STUCK HIS PEE PEE WHERE UNLE JOEY STUCK HIS PEE PEE!!!!
So in turn it is kind of like ScarJo has fuxed Uncle Jowy too!!!!
BWAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Oh girl id have slapped that bitch for complaining so hard that uncle joey was fuxing other whoreeeeeees ha ha ha!
oh god i teee teeed my pants at this shit!
yes, "You Oughta Know" is about Uncle Joey....when I first heard years ago, I made the hand signals for "Cut it OUT!"
shocking that he could bring out such hatred from a woman....
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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere
Nice to see that Paris' shoes are avail in Size 11.
(Paris and brother Barron swap shoes all the time!)
But, until she comes out with a high-heel in lucite... I'm not buying!
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 30, 2008 - 8:13am.
WHO the fux is Uncle Joey?
Dave Coulier from "Full House," who dated Alanis way back when.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Miss Priss - YeeeeeeeeeeeOUCH! That song musta stung a bit! LMFAO!
Submitted by M.E. on July 30, 2008 - 11:05am.
Wait, wait, wait, where the fuck have I been for a GD decade plus? "Outta Know" is about Uncle Joey? Really?
Details please.
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No deets, actually. I'm surprised I'd forgotten about this but one of the jokes on Curb Your Enthusiasm was Alanis plays some party and whispers to Larry who it was - but he never tells. There are a myriad of suggestions - Weird Al Yankovich once claimed he dated her and really liked it when they went to the movies...but I think he was joking too;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
FuckingLoveAngelina on July 30, 2008 - 11:13am
Full House Uncle Joey.
Heart times for you FLA.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
WHO the fux is Uncle Joey?
TribianI?
M.E
YES!!! Uncle Joey was fucking around when he was with Alanis!
That song was ALL about him
Ain't that funny?
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@ Miss Priss:
De nada. :)
OnT: I think the pics of T-Rex and Levijeans are really good.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Wait, wait, wait, where the fuck have I been for a GD decade plus? "Outta Know" is about Uncle Joey? Really?
Details please.
angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 10:49am.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 30, 2008 - 10:45am.
"The Sex and the City sequel will be all about Samantha" hmmmmm...not sure about this idea...
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Actually, I find Samantha kinda dry (no pun intended). She's a little one note and I'm super bored of her playing with the idea of monogamy. By her age she should reall just either go there or don't. Yeesh.
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You know what Angel_i? You are right!
Hurrah for Cheech and Chong!
I am still shocked when anyone lets Paris near their child.
Ah Alanis......whatever...
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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 7:53am.
It's a secret second only to the subject of "You're So Vain".
heehee. Uncle Joey probably thinks the song is about him.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
BEANERS!!!!!!!! OMG! I love that Mexican American song! Cheech RULES!
Speaking of stoners, watched Harlold and Kumar Escape Quantanimo Bay last night.
Hilarious. Watched the unrated version. *shock*
I fell asleep 1/2 way through it.
Love Doogie as a complete fucked up shroomin mess though!
Awww
T-Rex's baby is already smilin'!!!
See? Who said Weed is bad? j/k
Nah, but seriously
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WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ding Dong Cheech & Chong.
And good for Alanis. Ryan Reynolds is one of the hottest pieces alive and his current fiance is... ummm... well..... Alanis was better.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
The C word
THANK YOU!!
Bwhahahahaha
Good times.
I love you!!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 30, 2008 - 10:56am.
Cheech and Chong!!! I'm officially happy!!!
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For you:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e2K-_2AHYh0&feature=related
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
DAE,
Ack! My MIL lives in Milton Keynes so I have had the misfortune of visiting there. I fell your pain. :(
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Cheech and Chong!!! I'm officially happy!!!
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 30, 2008 - 10:48am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 10:44am.
I'm pretty sure she finally admitted that song was about Uncle Joey.
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You just made me so curious so I Wiki'd it. It's a secret second only to the subject of "You're So Vain".
PS Cheech and Chong are Rock Stars!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2K-_2AHYh0
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Oh CHEESUS!
You answered my tokes!
In the clouds of my bong,
I see the promised land!
A thousand Blunts will light the way,
To welcome back The Kindest of Buds!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Cheech and Chong my HEROES!!!
Ho buster #1! Jokes are funny, hate is not a joke nor is it funny!
Submitted by kdracofan on July 30, 2008 - 10:45am.
"The Sex and the City sequel will be all about Samantha" hmmmmm...not sure about this idea...
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Actually, I find Samantha kinda dry (no pun intended). She's a little one note and I'm super bored of her playing with the idea of monogamy. By her age she should reall just either go there or don't. Yeesh.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
cheech and Chong Cheech and Choooooooong
CHEECH AND FUCKING CHOOOOOOOONG!
BONG A LONG A CHONG BONG YOU CHEEEEECHES!
WOOO WOOO WOOOOOOOO CHEECH AND CHONG WANGING CHUNG TIMES!!!!! BLBLBLBLBBBLAHHHHH! WHA HA HA!!!
Oh but isn't that little Levi a cuuuuuutie!
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 10:44am.
I'm pretty sure she finally admitted that song was about Uncle Joey.
I thought Hands Clean was about an older music exec. she was fucking.
Anyway case in point SLUT!
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Do you smoke $400 a week in weed?
Do you have a $200 weave?
That's Bughetto.
Re: Love Addiction: Having a series of "serious, long-term monogamous" relationships is not a love addiction, it's an addiction to romance. Dating lots of guys over a year doesn't cure that - believe me, I know.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
"The Sex and the City sequel will be all about Samantha" hmmmmm...not sure about this idea...
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Re Alanis, love addiction is very hard to cure. However, it helps to become really self-centered.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."