There's Only One Cheesus
Gazillions of you (literally) have sent me this story of some dumb bitch in Missouri who claims she found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. First of all, Brit Brit finds Jesus every single time she eats a Cheeto. Second of all, Cheesus has already been found! Last March, a youth minister from Texas found the one and only Cheesus.
This bitch in Missouri needs to check herself, because Cheesus has already been found! Brit Brit is not amused. The woman said she's either going to put the fake Cheesus into a safety deposit box or put it on display in her home. Classy.
That doesn't even look like Jesus to me! Personally, I think it looks like Aretha Franklin singing her chichis off.
Click here to see video of the crazy woman who claims she has found Cheesus. She needs to quit with Cheesus and psychiatrist instead.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
WWCD – What would cheeses do?
I love you, baby cheeses.
Honk if you love cheeses.
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Is it wrong that I think the cheeto looks like a penis?
Two Cheeto's think they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong.
It's always in a state like Missouri, isn't it. I'm sorry, but if the Lord is going to reveal Himself to us, wouldn't he do it in a more compelling way than through a Cheeto? I know God is everywhere, but damn. He probably prefers classier snacks, like Terra Chips. Plus, Cheetos can so easily go in the form of a cross because of their shape. But if a Terra chip came out in the form of Christ, then I would be impressed.
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it just looks like it's asking "whaddya want from me ?"
Ok this lady is on something!
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It looks like a sword with the blade broken off and all your left with is a cheeto-finger hand guard.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 11:23am.
I think it looks like an IUD.
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Maybe Oprah's IUD, but I imagine that's gold plated.
I think it's oompah loompah shit.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
I'd eat it.
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I think it looks like an IUD.
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I spilled out a bunch of Frito's once and it made the 666 symbol.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
it's funny how we all see what we want in cheetos, from penis to jeebus
With the orange coloring and unusual droopiness, it resembles Paris Hilton more than it does Jesus.
And remember everyone, Jesus Saves, he just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
I accept Cheesus as my Lord and personal savior. Finally, a religion that I can get into.
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
if you look at if upside down it looks like a person crossing it's arms, with the "Jesus" head as the peen, and spreading it's legs. Really.
I once saw a herpe on a guy shaped like jesus...much like the cheesus, I just admired it from afar.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
that's what chicken fucker's dick is going to look like in about a week.
That looks like a dick that's been inside a half-frozen turkey.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Ditto on the reproductive organs. Looks like a 3D rendering of the posters you see in the gynocologists office.
Submitted by madam s. on July 30, 2008 - 9:57am.
angel_i,
Are you saying that you are a worshipper of the Cheeto twig and berries?! Heathen!
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Who me? I love Jesus and Jesus loves me, this I know, That's why I can't see Him in a Cheeto! ;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
*barf* did someone say that's the crust under Aretha's 'tetas grandes' Franklin?!
*throwing up*
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Wow.........there are no words.....all I can say is that I want nothing more than to beat stupid asses like these with a 2x4 ridden with rusty nails.
angel_i,
Are you saying that you are a worshipper of the Cheeto twig and berries?! Heathen!
I am so sorry but "Jesus" was totally NOT the first thing I thought of when I saw that Cheeto.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I don't care if it rains for freezes
Long as I got my orange Cheesus
Riding on the floor mat of my caaarrr
Goin ninety I ain't scary
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me on Ebay she will sellll
thank u thank you very much :D
i love you.
and im so addicted...
you gotta post more more more all the time...
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Looks like a Cheeto uterus and fallopian tubes to me.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
We are reading a lot of fake news these days. Did you remember the news about Britney's pregnancy, Lindsay's joining on the famous rich men seeking affairs """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""? Is this news true or not? who knows...
I don't know about you guys, but the only thing that would get me through the day if I worked at the Cheeto factory would be molding little Cheesus' to throw into some of the bags to mess with these hillbillies' minds.
I love how she's going to put it in a safe deposit box. Good thinkin'... Personally my safe deposit box is filled with baguettes and crumpets, but that's because I'm elitist.
I was one of the gazillions and I hate myself. Don't you know we have nothing better to do than to inudate you with utter ridiculousness??? We love you!!
I just ate some cheetos and I did not see Jesus though. *Sad clown face*
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 30, 2008 - 8:38am.
LOL!!!
that was some hi-lar-ious pondering miss BB
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Well if it is JC, I'm very disappointed that he too has buckled to Hollywood "orange" trend.
I thought he had more intregrity than to follow fashion fads.
Why can't it be the puffed Cheetos?
Why does it always have to be the Crunchy?
Cheesus doesn't liked the puffed?
Mary prefers toast and potato chips, why not Chex Mix?
Heaven must be one big snack aisle.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Jesus' head looks penile. Almost dickheadish, if you will.
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Actually that looks like a goat head with horns and a little horn in the middle. Kinda like Satan. ooooohhhhhh that not JEEBUS!!!!
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Ahahahaha, exactly putsomestankonit. It's obviously a flawed design. In my experience, Cheetos only create large poo babies.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Yeah, and a plumber found his mother in a sink.
http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=96518&catid=3...
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
"Cheesus H. Crust"
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It's actually a cheeto representation of brit brit. LOL.
I don't know what's dumber. This stupidity or the 50 dumber than dogshit morons who went blind staring at the sun waiting for a "vision" of the virgin mary.
Apparently gob doesn't like his followers to be that bright. Well you know, you don't want people in your cult who might start thinking.
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its the wish bone form the chicken in the caption this contest. it has gotten some type of cheese on it...... ruh roh
Submitted by DeeDee on July 30, 2008 - 9:31am.
Looks like a Cheeto IUD to me.
Must have been the proto type made for Britney that somehow got put in a bag.
Looks like a uterus to me
Looks like a Cheeto IUD to me.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
no its the mothman or moth man or wtf?
OR that thing on jeepers creepers that eats justin long's eye balls because he has virgin wang and it could smell his fear.
*hides from evil cheeto*
I think it looks like an upside down picture of an armless guy doing scissor kicks with no pants on.
But that’s just me.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Pfft. Last week I ate a cheeto that looked like a big ass dick. Balls and everything. Shoulda took a picture. I see dick everywhere
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it blows my mind how retarted people are sometimes
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