Breaking! SamRo Isn't Wearing A Hat!
And HoHan isn't wearing leggings! The earthquake messed with their brains. HoHan and SamRo were back in Los Angeles yesterday after spreading their gayelle cheer all over NYC. SamRo also got some sort of haircut? I guess you could call it a haircut? It looks like a deliciously dykey chocolate and vanilla sundae with NO NUTS.
SamRo is like every dude I effed in high school. They all had hair like that, they all worshipped The Cure and they all really loved hoodies. If I saw her hot ass in a gay club, I'd probably tell my friend "I'm gonna get with that hot dude." If we did sexy times and I was drunk enough, I wouldn't even realize that she doesn't have a penis! That's some Brandon Teena shit. Okay, I'd hit it even if I wasn't drunk.
Here's SamRo and HoHan going to the movies yesterday. They are seriously joined at the clit.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 7:09am
Good point about SamRo wanting to channel her inner girl but not having the confidence to. I was the same way up until about 5 years ago. I think it was a combination of not caring and just wanting to wear whatever, fashion faux pas be damned, and not feeling confident enough to rock girlie threads. Baby steps are the best way to gradually make the transition. But SamRo is also like in her thirties, so I don't know what her excuse really is.
Also, does SamRo always trail behind LL like that? Any experts on body language want to weigh in on what that means about their relationship?
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I'd wear a hat, too, if my hair looked fucking moldy.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Ugh, they're filthy and they need to eat a bowl of cereal or something. They're obviously both engaging in addictive behaviors, even if they aren't drinking or drugging at the moment. It's like everyone's forgotten the nights of Sam parading Lindsay around unconscious in the front seat of the car.
Sam is her Lutfi. She even has the same first name.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
What is the appeal of SamRo? For that matter, what is the appeal of LiLo? What do they see in each other? I'm perplexed.
Oh well, that's two less skanks on the prowl. We can all be happy about that!
Okie,
No. Not scissor like....lol
I hope she gives her 3 black eyes
PS: i love you!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 30, 2008 - 9:08am.
IDK. Look at all the publicity Lindsay is getting. I think that's all she wants since her carreer was headed straight to the sewer.
SamRo looks like she really cares about Linds. I like Sam too.
Lindsay's fucking with all of us. She loves dick too much
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Yeah, Linds looks like she doesn't even want to be around Sam which is pretty fucking Rude.. I hope Sam beats the shit out of Linds when L screws her over the wrong way.. Not scissor like..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I wonder how White Oprah feels about Linds getting down on that muffin?
SaLo (my nickname for them) is fine, they are really fine, it's fine, everything is fine.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
These panocha lovers look so happy. It's kinda sweet.
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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson
Ok, now I know why she wears the hat. Lilo doesn't look happy to me, but maybe its the paps bugging her.
Maybe they're embarrassed about the lesbian thing because those two look like people who have been arrested and are being escorted into the police station while trying to avoid the media.
Gaaaaaaawd Dammit Ronson!!! Pick a farkin color!!!
SeH!!!!
BUNNEH!!!! (i'm a bunny hugger!)
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
You'd hit Sam?? MK, you cray cray.
Well, of course she's not wearing her hat; she just got her hair did. SamRo is such a boy - she doesn't like people looking at her. I always think that girls like her WANT a shot at being girly but they always feel like they'd be upstaged by the Lindsay's of the world (silly, I know but it's all about perspective - she does LUUUUUVS her, after all!)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Sam's presence has meant no more crotchshots & mugshots. What's not to like about this relationship?
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The Unabombshell.
IDK. Look at all the publicity Lindsay is getting. I think that's all she wants since her carreer was headed straight to the sewer.
SamRo looks like she really cares about Linds. I like Sam too.
Lindsay's fucking with all of us. She loves dick too much
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They both have major root issues, but then again, I'm not one to talk in that area! SamRo must be growing out to her natural color like I am. I think this haircut suits her better, too, since she never does anything with it anyway, it may as well be short.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 30, 2008 - 9:04am.
And the Ronson scares me, she looks like she can get mean
That's what I like about her!
Teena Brandon. Bwahahahah.. I was just saying something about that in the Bday thread.. cause I just watched that show. Minus all the sex scenes.. well kind of. *giggles*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Someone needs to tell Lindsay she doesn't have the legs to wear those shorts. If SamRo really cared for her she'd buy her some effin pants.
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Lindsay's hair looks better... I was hoping they'd have matching locks... Oh rats!
Who are they trying to fool?
And the Ronson scares me, she looks like she can get mean.
Good thing love is blind.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Lindsay has managed to stay looking happy and not a wreck since Sam.
They appear to be happy. What's not to like?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Is Lindsay going to break Sam's heart?
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Help me!
I love the Ronson, with hat, or without.