Two Dumb Sluts Break Up
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have broken up. Don't worry, they'll both have new sluts by the end of the day. They don't like their genitals to get cold.
They started dating back in May and Kate even introduced Lane to her son. A source told UsWeekly, "There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things. There is no hatred, just sadness." No ugliness?! I see a lot of ooooogliness in that picture above.
It's pretty shocking that they lasted thing long. After three months, her vagina stopped accepting his peen and hit nut started to get weepy from having to look at the same poon every day. Basically, their slut alarm let them know that it was time to move on.
Both of them will have to move to another country, because they have already fucked their way through most of this one.
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Um, she's not ugly but she is creepily flat-chested. And a total whore, apparently. But let's not forget who she was married to for all those years(?)...
Live every week like it's shark week!
that one ball works OT
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The war isn't working.
her vag is like the grand canyon by now..she needs to get that thing a rejuvy surgery STAT
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The war isn't working.
How does this twat have a revolving door of boyfriends? She looks like a Keebler elf for chrissakes! And how does she continue to get work? She churns out one cinematic turd after another.
No wonder Lance liked her for awhile....she IS the village bicycle and it was his time to ride. It's a little disturbing how many men she has paraded through her young son's life. Wonder who his next "uncle daddy" will be?
Lance's ex-wife should consider herself lucky. She's pretty awesome, she runs marathons and stuff now, and seems much better off without his slutty immoral wild ball self hanging round.
"their slut alarm let them know that it was time to move on."
Hah!
Owen Wilson and Sheryl Crowe must be throwing a few back and laughing their asses off together!
Submitted by letinstar on July 30, 2008 - 6:49am.
since neither one's lower situations can be alone for a second, i'm sure they've already made moves on their next conquests...
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Like mother, like daughter.
Proof the skank gene did not skip a generation, yet somehow, Goldie was a much more regal heaux.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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still don't understand how he pulls all these chicks.
I do NOT understand the appeal.
Submitted by The Fly on July 30, 2008 - 5:44am.
The only more annoying slut is James Blunt. Really. More annoying than these two and the likes of Shauna Sand etc. Esp. when he stopped singing those whiney songs to become a slut.
hahahahaha. Agreed, but I'm probably just jelouse.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 30, 2008 - 9:00am.
I drink to forget.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Lance appears to be a homosexual.
Is Kate a fag-hag?
Discuss!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 11:57am.
After Burt and Lonnie broke up I lost all faith in Hollywood romances.
OMG! Who could forget Burt and his then twinkie Pam sitting in a hot tub being video taped bad mouthing Lonnie just for the National Enquire? Oh the memories of that divorce. It brings a tear to my eye.
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After Burt and Lonnie broke up I lost all faith in Hollywood romances.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
He's an accomplished athlete, however he seems like a total a**hole. She just seems like a no-talent hooker -- with a good body but ass ugly face -- who somehow manages to be ghetto and overrated at the same time.
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yeah, and in 2 weeks she'll have Ryder sleeping over at her next boyfriend's house.
She sucks as a Mom....what a dumbass.
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A. I think Kate is really pretty and I want to know who fixed her nose cuz I could use the same doctor. 2. I think Kate is the ill skank with no morals or values and I feel as if she puts her child third in her life, after her career as a professional skeezer and an 'actress' D. Hollyweid is a really disgusting freak show where everyone fucks everyone else. I cant believe these 30 somethings still act like they are in high school. Its really trashtastic.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
She's such a major skank and he is an embarrassment to all athletes alike. I guess he and Bruce Jenner have got to stay in the limelight somehow, so they hook up with people in the spotlight - it doesn't matter that these people in the spotlight are the lowest forms of life known to mankind...
and since this is often said about the female whore celebs:
Doesn't Uniball have about 3 or 4 children who deserve his quality time back in Texas or wherever? He's too busy spreading Hollywood yeast around these days to tell us all how to be good Amooricuns, wrap ourselves around the flag when questioned about steroid use, and how grateful he is to his first wife for being a sucker and standing by him when he wasn't worth two dumps in the bank?
Come on, Uniball, I'm eagerly awaiting your 27th book!
I don't like either one of them. Lance lost me after the LiveStrong thing took wings (like he's the only ball cancer guy who survived) and everyone had those damn yellow bands on their wrists. Flatiron Face Hudson just gets on my nerves. Maybe Sheryl Crow will take him back.
ubmitted by Culcha Vulcha on July 30, 2008 - 8:40am.
Oh, is Jimmy Bocca always like that, then?
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Be kind -- a man on the rag gets no sympathy in our harsh society excepts on the internets.
Don't worry, their kids will turn out great. Hey, I wonder what kind of nannies Lance hires?
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Uniball takes starfucking too far.
i wonder who dumped who? there's always someone who is the dumpee in a breakup. no such thing as mutual
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a slut is always a slut
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
DList moderator, your remarks were spot on. Perrrfect. Nothing more to add except she bed hops more visibly than anyone in Tinseltown.
DList moderator, your remarks were spot on. Perrrfect. Nothing more to add except she bed hops more visibly than anyone in Tinseltown.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 30, 2008 - 8:13am.
Don't mind me…I have one bitch of a hang-over.
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HANGOVER WEDNESDAY!
Oops, sorry for shouting Clarisse.
since neither one's lower situations can be alone for a second, i'm sure they've already made moves on their next conquests...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Tee hee "slut alarm"
They really need to stop dragging their kids through this. they r old enuf to know better. its getting ridiculous at this point. If I were Chris robinson or lance's ex, i would say something.
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love me some Mayer....so what!!!its complicated
Lance wants Jake back. No chick can compare to Jakey G.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 30, 2008 - 8:01am.
aw, thats cool!! :)
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I saw that Lance is doing some sort of runners training audio thing that you can download on iTunes. I was like, reallY? Because running is what you are most known for. *rolls eyes*
I hope lil' Ryder didn't go and cut off all his hair to looks like Lance! That'd suck for him!
Kate is morphing into a Sienna Miller and Lance, well, he's just morphed and it stopped midway.
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Jimmy,
My personal policy is not to bitch to other posters, so for that, my bad! It just seems that every post I read from you is hate for MK. Don't mind me…I have one bitch of a hang-over.
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that is funny.
Somewhere Sheryl Crow is chuckling.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I can't stand Kate, but maybe she saw one of Lance's "energy supplement" ads and realized what a loser he was devolving into. Infomercials are in his immediate future, I'd wager.
Wow, MK, what's with all the typos? Nursing a hangover? Better double up on the frapp.
I think her makeup looks good in that photo. Do you think she just got with him to see what a man with one nut was like?
Submitted by missy on July 30, 2008 - 8:55am.
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It's an Aussie wartime poem from WWI called "French in the Trenches". An Aussie soldier meets a French soldier in the trenches and despite not being able to speak each other's languages, they bond over ciggies and pics of naked women (kidding); They actually share pics of their families. Kinda sweet, I thought.
On topic: Kate's jug ears look like they've been stretched out a little..hmmm how could that have happened??
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This is shocking... Not!
Good thing the kid didn't cut his hair like Lance... Would've been a waste.
Submitted by MichaelKismyHero: "The Sex got boring. They Broke Up. The END."
Heh heh heh. Just what I was thinking.
Submitted by joe shmoe on July 30, 2008 - 7:53am.
what the hell is your sig about? hahaha
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Submitted by mike on July 30, 2008 - 8:44am.
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Hahahahaha!
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"I have a conversation book; I brought it out from home.It tells you the French for knife and fork and likewise brush and comb;It learns you how to ask the time, the names of all the stars;And how to order oysters and how to buy cigars"
Big shock there.
Submitted by RJII on July 30, 2008 - 8:42am.
her kid must be confused as to why mommy is a tramp.
Shit, his kids hav to be just as confused!