Tuesday, July 29th 2008
That's Not Something You Want To Take Credit For
Justin Timberfake wants everyone to know that he's the tool responsible for bringing the nauseating trucker cap trend to the masses. He told Fashion Rocks (via Marc Malkin), “It’s funny. I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before. Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen."
Hos have been wearing fugly ass trucker caps since the beginning of time. Jesus even wore one. Seriously, the fact that Justin wants credit for that ugly shit confirms his status as one of the biggest twats in history.
I'd rather wear a (DO NOT CLICK) diseased penis (DON'T) on my head than a nasty trucker cap.
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Hey guys, off topic, but not so much because it is about LAME "fashion", but i went into the store "Intuition" today, and asked for Lohan leggings! I then sat with the girls and made fun Lohans stuff- they think it is heinous too.....then of course I told them about DL, one girl already knew, and said she reads all the comments too.....hahahha.....we are famous I guess......
Trucker hats are SO trashy/lame.
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Justin Timberlake is a douchy tool. He's so pretty boy trendy, it's ridiculous. And lets not forget that he has the comedic sensibilities of a frat boy. Lame!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Submitted by angel_i on July 29, 2008 - 9:32pm.
@Lory:
I was just thinking that, myself. How trashy do you have to be to wear a hat that says Girls Gone Wild? Pretty trashy if you ask me...
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Whenever I see anything related to "Girls gone Wild" I can't help but think about Joe Sicko Francis which by the way, makes my stomach churn. :x
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Let me dirty up your mind.
i thought freddie durst was the first person ever to wear a trucker cap. my bad.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Night folks. I'm outtie like a pregnant belly button.
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Night LCT. I'm out too. I've got a full day of blooping and poop jokes ahead of me, so I need my beauty sleep.
@Lory:
I was just thinking that, myself. How trashy do you have to be to wear a hat that says Girls Gone Wild? Pretty trashy if you ask me...
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Miss American Dream.
On topic: Does this dumbass (JT) really think a "Girls gone Wild" trucker cap will make him look butch?. WTF? He looks douchier (like that is possible for Timberass) I'll give him that, but butch? No way in fairy dust heaven.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Night folks. I'm outtie like a pregnant belly button.
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Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
gawd...i didn't get a chance to really dlist earlier today and when i have a moment, two tool douches is what i see...and fuck! i clicked on disease peen...so now my tummy hurts, except i really suspect it might be hurting from looking at these two fools...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 9:02pm.
Lory - Little Voldemort reminds me of LOVE ANGELINA.
Is that what you meant? :P
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Hahahaha! He DOES! LOL. Of course he also reminds me of "the omen" kid. This kid is supposed to be Ralph Fiennes nephew or something. He's cute in an "I'm gonna cut you bitch!!!"
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 29, 2008 - 9:49pm.
HAHAHA! New siggy times. I wonder if semen contains some sort of acne-fighting acid?
HAHAHAHA CORN POOPS! Omfg I am about to pee my pants. Wal Fart and Crapplebees. Oh my God.
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I don't know, but I never question an Act of God. If God wants me to clear up my skin through blooping, then I will just have to soldier on!
Yeah, the "poop" games are fun, except when he does it in front of strangers or my 80 year old MIL. And he's pushing his boundaries every day. We have an Italian Restaurant around here that has the word (shocker) Italy in it. Three guesses what he tried to change Italy to the other day before my husband stopped him in his tracks??
Of course, it doesn't help that the town I live in is seriously about 80% Italian-American. Try explaining why your kid is referring to it as "Shi-aly" when you're walking next to James Gandolfini's long lost cousin. They don't get the same humor in it, for some reason...
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 29, 2008 - 9:49pm.
I know-- it's kind of embarassing, but an unexpectedly nice side effect has been that my forehead acne has completely cleared up! Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
By all means, eat a poptart. I have to admit, I cannot see that word without thinking "pooptart". THAT is an unexpected side effect of having an 11 year old son who replaces every word he can with its fecal matter counterpart. We have pooptarts or Corn Poops for breakfast, eat at Crapplebees for lunch, shop at Wal-Fart...you get the idea.
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HAHAHA! New siggy times. I wonder if semen contains some sort of acne-fighting acid?
HAHAHAHA CORN POOPS! Omfg I am about to pee my pants. Wal Fart and Crapplebees. Oh my God.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Lory - Little Voldemort reminds me of LOVE ANGELINA.
Is that what you meant? :P
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Hey Potter fans, what do you think about it?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0u8lq-jxEis
Does it remind you of something?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Um, it was actually started by Brad Pitt in the W Magazine fashion spread for the movie Fight Club. Timberlake looks my pizza delivery guy and Kutcher was ONLY interesting as a dimwitted stoner in That 70's Show.
Both these douchebags win top prizes in the Biggest Douches of 2008 (and years gone by). I think they're both neck in neck in the running...at least Justin is not married to a 50 year old woman who gets plastic surgery routinely so she can still at least feel young enough to date her 30 year old husband. Justin still plays the field like the douche he is, and yes, he's probably gay and into Lance Bass!
Your face!
MK, AWESOME NEWS!! Jack White AND Alicia Keys are doing the new Bond theme!!
Sorry, I just like that news better than a couple of dirty douche-pons complaining about trucker hats
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 29, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Cameras don't lie. I know you got blooped on your forehead. Just rub it in nice and good and all will be well.
Should I eat a poptart?
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I know-- it's kind of embarassing, but an unexpectedly nice side effect has been that my forehead acne has completely cleared up! Proactiv ain't got nuthin on blooping, baby.
By all means, eat a poptart. I have to admit, I cannot see that word without thinking "pooptart". THAT is an unexpected side effect of having an 11 year old son who replaces every word he can with its fecal matter counterpart. We have pooptarts or Corn Poops for breakfast, eat at Crapplebees for lunch, shop at Wal-Fart...you get the idea.
I have that same Girls Gone Wild hat. Or maybe that's just a clue.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 29, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Okay. Umm...is bad breath a side effect of the blooping? If so, I didn't realize that's what the kids were calling it these days...
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Cameras don't lie. I know you got blooped on your forehead. Just rub it in nice and good and all will be well.
Should I eat a poptart?
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Correct. Have a mint.
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Okay. Umm...is bad breath a side effect of the blooping? If so, I didn't realize that's what the kids were calling it these days...
Submitted by Mr. President on July 29, 2008 - 6:32pm.
HAHA Karen Flatts. I think in a few weeks Charlie Sheen will announce his claim to have launched the online porn addiction trend.
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Ohhhh NO he dint! My High School boyfriend pioneered that trend, and he has my claw marks to prove it.
DAMMIT! I clicked. Why oh why didn't I listen...?
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 29, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Ooow..sorry. I should get my stories straight. You're right-- Eminem created rap and hip hop. Kanye West created Crap and Flip Flops. I always get that confused.
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Correct. Have a mint.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
HAHA Karen Flatts. I think in a few weeks Charlie Sheen will announce his claim to have launched the online porn addiction trend.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 29, 2008 - 9:26pm.
HEY! LIARMOUTH! It's a well-known fact that Eminem created rap and hip hop. Let's not turn this into a Kingdom of Lies.
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Ooow..sorry. I should get my stories straight. You're right-- Eminem created rap and hip hop. Kanye West created Crap and Flip Flops. I always get that confused.
Oh-- and consider yourself blooped. I aim to please.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 29, 2008 - 5:57pm.
I just remember how Eddie used to make fun of the gays so much. Now it does seem harsh in hindsight (hehe...hindsight). He was funny then, his Mr. T routine, and The HoneyMooners routine, but wow, how ironic it is...
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He was funny, Tiger. Raw and Delirious were the best. The scene where he talks about getting chased out of San Francisco by the Gay Men/Police (Weew!Weew!) was hysterical. Perhaps we know know why he could do gay humor so well. They tell authors to "write what you know".
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 29, 2008 - 9:26pm.
*Snort* Was that around the same time that Kanye West created Hip Hop and Rap? No, wait-- that was the same time that Steven Wright invented the cordless extension cord and powdered water.
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HEY! LIARMOUTH! It's a well-known fact that Eminem created rap and hip hop. Let's not turn this into a Kingdom of Lies.
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Bloop me like you’ll never see me again.
Oh, that link was NASTAY!
Submitted by Mr. President on July 29, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Justin did not start the trend. I think I saw a picture of Al Gore back in '96 wearing a "I Invented the Internet" trucker hat.
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*Snort* Was that around the same time that Kanye West created Hip Hop and Rap? No, wait-- that was the same time that Steven Wright invented the cordless extension cord and powdered water.
Why did I click? WHY? I'm a sucker for punishment, apparently. I was eating a scrumptious chocolate chip cookie and part of it fell out of my mouth and the rest of it choked me. I need the Heimlich Maneuver now.
Thank you JT...thank you for setting me straight because I've wanted to thank the party responsible for making the trucker cap trendy. Before the trucker cap became popular, it used to take me 5-10 minutes to determine if a guy was a complete douche; with the trucker cap....results are immediate...no more wasted time.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Dammit why did I click that?
At least I didn't click the wet turtle peen one from the other day.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 29, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 29, 2008 - 8:37pm.
that's actually amazing... i forgot Eddie Murphy used to be funny
OT: do transvestites wear trucker hats?
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I'm sure they do in Eddie's fantasies, with matching cock rings (they must be matching, otherwise it's low rent)...
I just remember how Eddie used to make fun of the gays so much. Now it does seem harsh in hindsight (hehe...hindsight). He was funny then, his Mr. T routine, and The HoneyMooners routine, but wow, how ironic it is...
O/T: Next these two douches should argue over who made back hair trendy...The trucker hat shit was super douchey from the get-go, and is twice as much now, and never, ever, cute or sexy...Back hair on the head, I say....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Nobody cares about hats that much..well I don't anyway. I'm just trying to figure out which penis belongs to Justin and to Ashton. I bet fight over which one made 'Condyloma Acuminatum' cool too.
When I look at Timberlake and Kutcher, I can't help but be reminded of the 'Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich' episode of 'South Park'.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site """"""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""""yesterday. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by jim on July 29, 2008 - 6:38pm.
FUCKING LOSERS WHO THE FUCK CARES, THESE 2 ARE SCUH FUCKING TOOLS!! GO TO A FARM AND YOU WILL SEE WHO IS WEARING THE FARMER HATS YOU FUCKS,,OH AND THE TRUCKERS YOU SHIT BAGS!!
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Uncle Cliff, is that you?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Jesus Fucking Christ?!?!!?? can't a trucker with a truck just run over Justin Timberprick? For the love of god, truckers do me that favor.
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Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
JT is one of those types who do everything possible to convince you that they're not only gay but aggressively so, but when you call them on it they express surprise that you'd think they like men.
It's okay if he wants to be gay, but his constant fronting is just nauseating.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 29, 2008 - 8:37pm.
that's actually amazing... i forgot Eddie Murphy used to be funny
OT: do transvestites wear trucker hats?
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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"
WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Every time you tell me not to click, I CLICK! I can't help it. It's a sickness.
Also, Justin is an asshat. And I do mean the trucker kind.
That is all.
Justin did not start the trend. I think I saw a picture of Al Gore back in '96 wearing a "I Invented the Internet" trucker hat.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 29, 2008 - 7:31pm.
certain truckers would very much appreciate either one of these pretty girls hitchhiking in their hats on the side of the road
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*best Mr. T voice*
Hey, boy, you lookin' mighty cute in them jeans, why don't you come on over here and fuck me up the ass...
A'member that from when Eddie Murphy was funny (and before we knew he really wanted that shit?) Ah, the good ol' days....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
certain truckers would very much appreciate either one of these pretty girls hitchhiking in their hats on the side of the road
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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"
choco starfish, that's condyloma (not to be confused with Condoleeza).
Where is the queue for beating the shit out of both Justin AND Ashton? Is it very long? I can bring a book and a chair. I'll wait.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
OK, Justin. You win, you're responsible for the trucker hat craze. So here's your Nobel Prize, now Fuck Off!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."