Tuesday, July 29th 2008
EARTHQUAKE (And LaDouche News)
I hope everyone in L.A. is okay and didn't drop any booze during or after the earthquake. Unfortunately, Wonky McValtrex or any of those other twats were not injured. We'll get 'em next time!
Anydrunky, it is Shia LaDouche's lucky day. Although, I'm not sure I should use the word "lucky." It was determined that he wasn't at fault for the car accident on Sunday morning. The Sheriff's office said that the other driver ran a red light and will be cited.
Shia was arrested on misdemeanor DUI charges, but he hasn't been arraigned yet.
I'm sure Shia is going to celebrate the only way a douche knows how........with whiskey shots!
I thought douches celebrate with tequila shots? As any fratboy/jock or general douche. Or maybe that was just the 90s? Douches update with the times too.
@Dude @ Tangerine:
I spent a great Sunday arvo on the deck at Lahaina... just after the 1994 earthquake. Hoping to spend this Christmas in either San Diego or Arizona Bay.
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
I'm on the treadmills at the gym right behind it every day.
the DUDE! abides...
I live right down the street from Lahaina!!
late for the party, but I love Tool also..."Prison Sex" and "Intolerance" are my favorites.....
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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere
Shia's got talent and looks to boot. Love him.
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 29, 2008 - 3:48pm.
@DUDE - I've been to San Diego!!!!!
I have lay my head down on the bathroom tile at the Lahaina Beach House... Need I say more.
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Nothing more needs to be said, just remind me to never, ever kiss you.
LAHAINA'S toilets are one step above a porta-potti after a chili cook-off where the two main ingredients were salmonella and e-coli.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 29, 2008 - 6:04pm.
*scratching behind tiger ears*
*inducing tiger purring (hopefully)*
Unfortunately, Judge Michael Sauer, who sentenced Paris Hilton and Kiefer Sutherland, has retired.
The sad news can be found at Submitted by http://www.metnews.com/articles/2008/saur051608.htm
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Someone tell LaDouche that David Gahan from Depeche Mode called?
He wants his look back.
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/david-gahan-3rd-annual-musicares...
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on millionaire dating site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 29, 2008 - 7:49pm.
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*big tiger kiss*
Where the hell is that hot judge from the Paris Hilton DUI??? He needs to be the judge for EVERY celebrity criminal case...no, every case. That needs to be his new job, until he either dies or evens the score of celebrity justice. That one judge ACTUALLY gets it...just that one judge...(He has been a Hot Slut, right??? Surely that esteemed honor has been bestowed upon him?) Throw Shia in front of his hot ass!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 29, 2008 - 3:45pm.
@Karen Flatts on being like, totally uncool.
Oh Geez, I knew I'd be outed for being a fuctwat sooner or fucking later.
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Don't feel bad. I was outed MONTHS ago. And I STILL like "Sober". I just don't like being sober (like they say in the song).
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 29, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Um, DUH, like cuz he's famous...like I mean he's, like, SHIA...oh, and so major cute...I mean, honestly, like, when you are famous, and really cute, like, you SHOULD be able to party and stuff. Like, people should get out of your way, cuz, I mean, it's not like he hit someone famous or anything. I mean, I bet they weren't even hot....;-)
This douche irriates the shit out of me! He's mauling material based on that alone, I doubt I'll even snack...the Summer's Eve seasoning would be overwhelming for me....Let the Douch rot in the corner of my cage and feed the flies...
that.. was some of your best!.. thank you for that... you're always my favorite tiger.. *tosses catnip in cage*
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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"
Submitted by harlee25 on July 29, 2008 - 7:31pm.
they BOTH ran red lights, they both did equally illegal moves, so how come Shia gets off? that's really unjust, considering that he was drunk too at the time
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Um, DUH, like cuz he's famous...like I mean he's, like, SHIA...oh, and so major cute...I mean, honestly, like, when you are famous, and really cute, like, you SHOULD be able to party and stuff. Like, people should get out of your way, cuz, I mean, it's not like he hit someone famous or anything. I mean, I bet they weren't even hot....;-)
This douche irriates the shit out of me! He's mauling material based on that alone, I doubt I'll even snack...the Summer's Eve seasoning would be overwhelming for me....Let the Douch rot in the corner of my cage and feed the flies...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
they BOTH ran red lights, they both did equally illegal moves, so how come Shia gets off? that's really unjust, considering that he was drunk too at the time
Hey, SoCali Folks. How you doing with the aftershocks?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I lived in L.A. for four years, and I managed to sleep through the strongest quake that occurred while I was there.
I used to have a crazy ass roommate who would threaten to kill herself every other fucking day and write to her friends on IM and have them ruch over while she locked herself in the bathroom and had some fucking song by Jimmy Eat World blasting....too much f*ing drama! I would just go to class, do my homework and watch tv....if the b*tch killed herself id call the police, but that was all I was willing to do after awhile...
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TOOL?
I am too, connected to you to slip away...FADE AWAYaa... Days away I still feel you, touching me....changing me...
CANT BEAT IT!!!!
I remember very little, watched during a teenage sleepover...yeah bunch of giggly little girls...drinking bad wine and watching giant tomatoes.
Good times.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Why? Because it keeps me awake during the day? Or because it keeps me sober during the day? ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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EastEndGirl on July 29, 2008 - 7:17pm
At the drive in, I was really little and I fell asleep.
I might see if the video place has it just for kicks.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 29, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Make that three of us. Unfortunately, my liquid lunch consists of Diet Coke plain.
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That shit is bad for you, mmmmmkay?
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 29, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Do you remember the craptastic movie "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"?
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I never saw it, but I have heard of it.
It's what we in the film scholar business call a "cult classic."
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 29, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Do you remember the craptastic movie "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"?
Classic.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 29, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Make that three of us. Unfortunately, my liquid lunch consists of Diet Coke plain.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Turkey Day was extra special this year due to the unidentified jizz herbs that Johnny inmplanted before anyone woke up.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 29, 2008 - 4:11pm.
- LMAO, that's what I thought it said too...
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sometimes I think we both have the mentality of 11 year old boys.
hee hee hee
Bradi said vagina
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on July 29, 2008 - 2:19pm.
OT No earthquakes here, just killer feckin tornadoes.
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HAHAHA at first glance I though that said "killer tomatoes."
No more liquid lunches for me!
- LMAO, that's what I thought it said too...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
OMG, he looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw him on millionaire dating site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.
I'd still hit it!
(Runs away blushing)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by Sweetas on July 29, 2008 - 2:19pm.
OT No earthquakes here, just killer feckin tornadoes.
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HAHAHA at first glance I though that said "killer tomatoes."
No more liquid lunches for me!
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
@DUDE - I've been to San Diego!!!!!
I have lay my head down on the bathroom tile at the Lahaina Beach House... Need I say more.
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
@Karen Flatts on being like, totally uncool.
Oh Geez, I knew I'd be outed for being a fuctwat sooner or fucking later.
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
DUDE - you need to take a looksey loo in the forum. Someone got OWNED and is getting vicious!
Submitted by DUDE on July 29, 2008 - 3:33pm.
We are truly honored that DUDE visits our humble community. ;)
I visited San Diego once. Absolutely beautiful place.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 29, 2008 - 3:17pm.
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Think it might be possible that I visit siblings there?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 29, 2008 - 3:06pm.
My personal fave TOOL song is Sober.
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Umm, don't you know that it is like, TOTALLY uncool to admit that your favorite song from an artist like Tool is their most commercially successful one? You're supposed to pull their most obscure one out of your ass and say THAT is your favorite.
By the way, my favorite Tool song is "Sober" too.
@Clarisse - thanks for the lyrics!!
Sober
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw3FTiWRXF8
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
Sweetas - yeah, he gives "laid back" a whole new meaning! LMAO! Course who knows how much wacky tabaccy he was smokin too. *wink*
Submitted by DUDE on July 29, 2008 - 3:12pm.
For someone very well-known in San Diego that a shipment to your name alone would arrive, you sure know Fresno very well.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Sandbitch!
Sober!! Hell yes!
I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Full plate!
Ship to The DUDE! San Diego
They'll find me.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by DUDE on July 29, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Two Questions:
1. Full plate or half plate?
2. ¿Donde està?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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My personal fave TOOL song is Sober.
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Bill Hicks - Arizona Bay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmgO4BTNCc
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 29, 2008 - 2:48pm.
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As long as you bring me a chicken shawarma plate from Broilers, yes.
the DUDE! abides...
clarisse - Oh I love 3 Libras. I dated this guy who used to just run all over me, treat me like crap and have other girls but tell me he loved me type shit, and I would listen to that song, and just weep, hollering "you don't you don't you don't see me, you don't see me at aaaaalllllllllll" in my bedroom while my roommate was banging on my door.
In fact, I think it is time to change my myspace song!
♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•♪♫•
And if you complain once more, you'll meet an army of me
Hahahaha!! Awesome. I'm in love with M.E.'s Dad!
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 29, 2008 - 4:48pm.
hysteria - lmao, I was wondering about that. I was thinking to myself "damn I was just playin'"
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sure you were. lol
ESE / VVL / M.E.
Looove Tool! I actually enjoyed "A Perfect Circle" concert more than the Tool show...
IMO, 3 Libras and Aenima are two of the best songs ever written.
*cranks up the stereo*
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Sweetas - yes, damn fricken redneck, he is. Did I mention the beer in hand? Yes, while mom was dealing with crying toddlers, a flipping out teenager (me) and a kitchen full of glass and fridge contents knee high, he was chillin with his 'que, drinkin a beer.
LMFAO!