Tuesday, July 29th 2008
They're Asking The Wrong Politician
Former Vice President Dan Quayle is reportedly in the running to join the cast of "Dancing with the Has-Beens Stars."
Extra reports that Dan is on the short bus list along with Kim KardASSIAN, Lance Bass, Florence Henderson and Warren Sapp. Al Sharpton has already said he rejected an offer to do the tango.
ABC is seriously asking the wrong politician. Dan Quayle is about as exciting as this post. ABC should really ask Larry Craig. The bitch already knows how to tap dance and I'm sure he has the time.
ABC will announce the entire cast in the next couple of weeks. Seriously, Larry Craig better be on that list.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Dan Fucking Quayle?
jesus.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
yeah nothing really bad happened... it was just a lil scary.. the phone lines are not working overhere.
Submitted by lea8199 on July 29, 2008 - 2:56pm
Youre ok now! its gonna be alright...
they say there is no major damage right now and no fires reported.
Hang in there! we will make you laugh but like tell your relatives your ass is ok!
Holy shit, wow. Thanks to those who answered me.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
We had a big earthquake in so cal.( 5.8) and i hope the girls from the hills got smashed by all their shoes and it went over to europe and killed amy whinehouse!!
Submitted by kdracofan on July 29, 2008 - 11:54am.
I'm in Central Cali ... I didn't feel the quake. Apparently, most of LA is fine according to the LA Times and the SF Chronicle. Both papers have operating websites.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I would like to see Janet Reno. I remember her Dance Party.
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/c2/Janetrenodanceparty.j...
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
yeah i was just a lil shook up, i really didnt know what to do! i work where the epicenter was! im a lil shook up to tell you the truth!
Dan quotes:
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have
was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with
those people."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 29, 2008 - 2:50pm
He went to a school, and kids were spelling words on the chalkboard. This little boy spelled
potato, and dear ol' VPQuayle picked up the chalk and added an "e". potatoe. ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
lea: you ok!? Can the rest of the l.a. area user report on this thread?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/29/earthquake.ca/index.html
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 29, 2008 - 11:50am.
He told a young boy that he misspelled "potato" because he failed to put an "e" on the end. DQ believed that the singular of potato ended in an "e" because the plural of potato is spelled with and "es".
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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he was the one bitch from children of the corn that made it out alive. he hates potatoes cause of it.
omfg! we just had a 5.8 earthquake!!!!!!!!!
He actually fits in quite well.
This lineup looks really boring, is it really that hard to find someone for the show?
Can someone please enlighten me about this spelling deficiency this man has? I was a small child when he was vice president, so I don't remember the deets. Thanks.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
No way! You are so full of P-0-T-A-T-O-S!
Hey, DQ is about as exciting as Drew Lachey ... and Lachey won.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Wow speaking of losers! Dan Quayle? What's he doing now teaching hooked on foniks to second graders? LOOL!!
I'm sorry but you don't qualify as a 'has-been' if you 'never were'.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
WHO FUCKING CARES!!! THIS SHOW IS FOR LOSERS BOTH CONTESTANTS AND FANS..WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO WATCH A BUNCH OF NOBODY'S FUCKING DANCE?? I WOULD RATHER WATCH MY SHIT DRY THEN WATCH THIS SHIT!!!
Argh! I may have to watch the upcoming season. I ended up getting hooked when Dread Pirate Heather was on and this lineup looks irresistable!
They should probably ask Bill Clinton. He can wiggle and tango his way out of anything.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
As long as it's not "Spelling with the Stars", Dan may do ok.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I love how Kim LardASSian is already well on her way to hasbeendom.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?