Wednesday, July 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!
Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. - The C Word
Runners-up:
"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November! - David Lerner
Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there. - Madam S.
The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it's extremely NSFW. It's also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!
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Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on July 29, 2008 - 1:37pm.
My mom always told me to stop playing with my food! Well look at me now mom! Look at me now!
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LMAO!
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Warm apple pie would have felt better.
NO! I said "Fuck the TOSSED SALAD I'm going to have the fried chicken" NOT "Get fried and fuck my chicken, tosser."! SEE THE DIFFERENCE DAD YOU JERK FACE STONER!
Love Always,
Shia LeBouf
I thought that Doo- Doo birds were extincted, but here we have a very interesting site of them mating! Look at the feathers on that male Doo-Doo bird... Nappy!
A Little Cock Does a Cock-a-Doodle-Do
lmao...MK's going to have a tough job picking the winners...some of these are hilarious
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
My boss is right! The early bird does get the worm! I'll be damned if I'm not at work an hour early tomorrow...
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Leroy was surprised - International Super Model Phoebe Price always looks so much taller in Photographs.
Bob had gone to some pretty extreme lengths in the past to get out of hosting Thanksgiving dinner, but the family felt his sending this ecard out to everyone really went too far.
It's cool. It's not technically "sex" unless you enter the bird vaginally.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by luscious_t on July 29, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 29, 2008 - 12:31pm.
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Do you think the wife took the pic? *shudder*
Did she join in? *vomit* :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
his dick is totally going to get salmonella.
The secret to Cousin Jeff's super moist stuffing.
Uncle Cletus prepares his special "flavor injected" chicken for the Spears family reunion in Kentwood.
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Uh, that's not what I meant when I said to stuff the chicken with a little sausage.
I said COOK the chicken, not COCK the chicken!
Yup its official...I'm a vegetarian lesbian now! Thanks, Michael K
The old saying must be true... A bird in the hand you can beats off into its tush!
I don't think the chicken or the egg came first, it was Bubba.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Cop-"Well miss can you describe your attacker?"
Chicken-"Yes, he was 5'10" brown hair...course i cant i haven't got a head you twat!"
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Bestial necrophilia! Or is it necrophilic bestiality?
Edit, (how embarrassing! Though not as embarrassing as having a photo of yourself having intercourse with a chicken).
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
A scene from the Phoebe Price sex tape.
One man's chicken is another man's steak!
Looks likes this turkey is getting a hot beef injection.
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/
Ivanov, new to America and its slang English attempts to choke the chicken.
This is why you should never trust a dude with a sleazy mustache!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Now finally, the moment we've all been waiting for; the Chicken Cutlets sex tape!
My mom always told me to stop playing with my food! Well look at me now mom! Look at me now!
With rumors swirling about the "wild" parties, the answer to Wino's recent hospitalization became clear. It was salmonella poisoning.
Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there.
Colonel Sanders' broke-ass great-great-nephew revealed the elusive 11th Spice for five OxyContin and a penis pump.
Submitted by CanadaDude on July 29, 2008 - 12:31pm.
Gives new meaning to "Best Fuckin Chicken In Town!"
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That's brilliant - haha :)
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I'm a proud SP!
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Well if its gonna be that type of party then im gonna stick my clit in the mashed potatoes!
Somehow Jared knew this was as close to fucking a chicks tit's as he'd ever come.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
MOM! I said not to bother me when I'm COOKING!
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 29, 2008 - 12:31pm.
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Do you think the wife took the pic? *shudder*
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I'm a proud SP!
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If this is what the waiter thought I meant when I ordered the stuffed chicken special then I cant wait to see what the twice baked potatoes those hippies recommended turn out like!
Wonder if he wished when his dick broke the wishbone?
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
For Christmas, Peter got the gift that keeps on giving: Designer Herpes from Paris Hilton.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Is this where the term "goosebumps" comes from?
at least the chicken is dead.
dude might be part of the undead.
My mother lied: she always told me that thing was the neck.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
When bob asked his wife for sex and she said "go choke the chicken instead", bob took it way to literally.
No wonder everyone thought that the Thanksgiving turkey tasted like shriveled up dick.
Bart took PETA's new "Fuck meat" campaign a "wee" bit too literally.
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I'm a proud SP!
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Hey Festus... it's choke your chicken idiot! Now what is Elle Mae going to cook for dinner tonight dufus?
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Pass me yo Stella and fries.
Submitted by luscious_t on July 29, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Is this what they mean by "hen party?"
[[[[Did anybody notice this dude's sportin' a wedding ring?! omg~]]]]
God! Bet his wifes a looker!
C Word, thanks! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Well, now we know why Bob's wife is insisting they become vegetarians.
Gives new meaning to "Best Fuckin Chicken In Town!"
Richards Chicken - The poor guests never realized the full irony of the dishes name.