Wednesday, July 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!
Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. - The C Word
Runners-up:
"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November! - David Lerner
Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there. - Madam S.
The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it's extremely NSFW. It's also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!
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Don't get all twisted, he's just sticking the tip in.
The Naked Chef stuffing the bird, BAM!
The secret to Howard Sterns engagement chicken.
HEATHER
MASTERBASTER
"Dickin' a Chicken"
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Harlan was feeling pretty fowl.
Yank-A-Doodle-Do
Bob is really pissed at his boyfriend, so he's developed a plan to give the bastard salmonella.
Sarah Jessica Parker laughed off all of the comments about how she looked like a pony at first, but became worried about her animalistic features when Matt was found to be plucking a woman who looked JUST LIKE A CHICKEN!
Condoms Miley Cyrus would endorse.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Which came first-the chicken or Gregg?
A picture of a man fucking a chicken? Aw, quit pouleting my dick, dude.
Well, you're not going to get the nickname Bob "Giblets" Smith by just sitting around on your ass!
Submitted by stupidhero on July 29, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Mikey K bring back the Haiku!!
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I'll join in on that one! Here's mine :-)
Gobble to gobble
A Tube steak and I helped
Stuff the meat, let's eat
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
As Bobs mother compliments him on his tasty chicken, Bob fondly remembers his "Own" Special sauce injection method.
HI ELB
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BRADIFUL BITCH: gagging! (ewwwww!)
lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I'd heard about how they are injecting chickens with hormones, but it's still really rough to see photos of it.
I cant belive i let you talk me into seeing the community theaters version of Chicken Little!
If the Chicken don't fit, you must equit!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Did he get chickenpox!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Cock-A-Doodle-You
HI KDRACOFAN!!!!
pssst, it could have been their slaw secret ingredient...ewwwww.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
France's version of the celebrity repeat offender, Shia LaPoulet.
I cant even comment how funny any of these are, they all are hahahahahahahahahahaha. :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Boston Market's new Rotisserie Chicken method.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
BRADIFUL BITCH on July 29, 2008 - 1:45pm.
KFC's secret ingredients.
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BARF!!!!!
(hi hun)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
"Goddammit Bob! How many times do I have to tell you not to play with your food!"
A little birdie told me.... THAT IT's BEEN RAPED!!!!
Weiner...weiner...chicken dinner.
The secret to Roscoe's stuffing was revealed much to the horror of his family.
Where the term "Red Neck" came from
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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KFC's secret ingredients.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Jessica Simpson was right...'Chicken of the sea'...well, after this it's gonna taste fishy!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Why's he sticking his thumb up its ass?
Redneck port-a-potty
Darryl couldn't find the meat thermometer so he improvised.
Most men prefer beef curtains.
"Deep Throat Chicken"
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Neckrophiliac
Justin Timberlake stoops to a new low in tryin to prove he's funny!!!
So that's how the "man" got pregnant with the turkey baster!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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This gives a new meaning to the phrase: "jerking your chicken."
Now we know why the chicken crossed the road...
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
I promise PETA, I'll become a vegan!
Taking the saying "Fuck a Duck" to a whole new level!
Haiku anyone?
Harder not smarter
Master-basting the turkey
It's butterball fun
Mikey K bring back the Haiku!!
I always knew a Guy Richie/Madonna sex tape would be leaked eventually...but somehow I thought Guy would have a better body.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
So, I told Tom this joke: Q) What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?
A) The chicken clucks defiant.
He totally screwed the punchline.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
In high school, apple pie worked for Jim Levenstein but after marrying Michelle, he decided he was ready for something "meatier."
I told you all I was feeling innapropriatley angry!