Wednesday, July 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!
Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. - The C Word
Runners-up:
"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November! - David Lerner
Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there. - Madam S.
The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it's extremely NSFW. It's also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!
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I said cocksucker, NOT cockfucker!
I bet it's gonna taste like chicken.
Ahhh! So this is how the marketing execs at kfc get inspired.
always devonly
the newest pic just released from miley's cell phone. "how the cyrus clan spent fourth of july"
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
If you lose your virginity to a raw chicken and serve it with creamed corn at the family reunion, you might be a redneck.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
That's what I call a Cock-a-doodle-DON'T.
http://naughtysecretary.wordpress.com/
Remember American Pie?
This is Redneck Chicken.
Chicken Fucker.
PS: Good God! I mean - ok, home alone; you're horny, you've thawed a chicken and you don't feel like cooking....it's a kinda sorta natural next step. I don't judge, mind you. If I had a dick I cannot imagine how many things I may have tried to stick it in....but when? WHEN do you decide you want to capture that moment forever?! And share it with your friends...?!? And strangers...?!? Man, if this is an accident I so completely feel for that guy. Poor guy:(
PPS: Painkillers are fun!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Phoebe Price takes it from behind.
Haiku:
I insert the peen
The sauce cums out in between
Timer pops up, done.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
You know, i was a fireman for 10 years, but do they call me Fireman Bill? No.
I was a farmer for 20 years, but do they call me Farmer Bill? No.
But you fuck one chicken.........
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
It is obvious by the string hanging out that Billy cannot do sexy times when the hen is in the mens. He prefers the much cleaner oral route.
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...whatever.
So THAT'S why I couldn't find a meat thermometer at Kitchen's Etc.
Don't cook tonight, call Chicken Delight!
Who's your Colonel, bitch, who's your Colonel?
Oh my god that's so funny! Cheers Captain Who-Who.
Hats off to your poetic abilities.
Seriously Mikey K bring back the haiku!
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Submitted by Captain Who-Who
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I'll join in on that one! Here's mine :-)
Gobble to gobble
A Tube steak and I helped
Stuff the meat, let's eat
Wrong hole, loser!
Hey Bubba, that's not how you choke your chicken!
He just came for dinner.
Submitted by madam s. on July 29, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Bob had gone to some pretty extreme lengths in the past to get out of hosting Thanksgiving dinner, but the family felt his sending this ecard out to everyone really went too far.
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now you're giving me ideas...
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I'm a proud SP!
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The fleshlight of the trailer park.
Ya gotta admit, thats pretty fowl.
...and finally the long awaited movie poster for the Phoebe Price sex tape has been revealed...
PETA's new "I'd Rather Fuck A Chicken Than Wear Fur" campaign seems to be sending some mixed messages.
Anyone care for stuffed chicken?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
It's the ancient Gypsy cure to prevent your dick from falling off after sex with Wonky McValtrex.
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
No matter how hard Phil tries he will NEVER be a Foster Farms chicken...
The real reason Gordon Ramsay went puffin hunting.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Huh....No wonder the chicken crossed the road.
==Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now I have my cootie shot==
Which came first.....?
Boned chicken and oyster stuffing.
I feel like chicken tonight - like chicken toniiiight...
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
(Bye ElB!)
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Just adding the Dumplings.
Who knew salmonella was sexually transmitted?
Phil lay a chicken and stuffed giblet gravy.
Aw, come on honey! How many times are you going to shove this crap in my face? I was drunk, I met her on the kitchen counter.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Why pay for Chicken Cutlet’s next plastic surgery procedure when you can get the whole chicken for free?
It's choke the chicken, not the turkey, fool.
Funny funny funny stuff today! Goodnight! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Father Clucka Fucka!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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the wrong way to gut a chicken!
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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now THIS is the reason why I'm a vegetarian...
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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Hey, give Buford and his little dick a break. That's the first chick he's ever boned.
Cluck-U!
Really gives a new meaning to "chicken-head!"
<3 G-licious <3
I refuse to click that.
I am higher than NASA right now and don't want to fuck up my buzz.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Chick Fil Lay
He must be out of apple pie.
Louis completely mis-read the ad that said "Wanted, Experienced Chicken PLUCKER"...