Wednesday, July 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!
Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. - The C Word
Runners-up:
"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November! - David Lerner
Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there. - Madam S.
The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it's extremely NSFW. It's also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!
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Determined to serve his dinner guests a moist and succulent chicken, Rodney tried the new recipe he clipped out of his latest issue of Hustler.
And now, my own twist on the classic recipe for Beer Can Chicken. THE BEER CAN IS MY PENIS.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "hen-pecked"
Low-rent reenactment of Angelina's conception by turkey baster.
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Hey, his name is Sal Monella and Chicken Hawking is his game.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Alexis
Five minutes into KFC orientation, they revealed the recipe to the Colonel's secret sauce.
Of course I know what I'm doing. It says it right her in the pamphlet: allow the Cock to mount and enter the Hen from behind. . . we'll have farm fresh eggs by mornin'!
OFFICER BARBRADY! Learn to read quicker or else the chickenfucker will strike again!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Next on Top Chef: Randy prepares a succulent sausage and cheese stuffed chicken
So this is how the FDA finds salmonella.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 29, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Travis just KNEW he wouldn't be able to quit cold turkey.
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We got us a clever slut!! love it!
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
nothin' says lovin' like stuffin' from the oven !
Mohammed takes choking his chicken to a whole new level.
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Granpa's stuffing the turkey this year.
The origin of recent Salmonella breakouts regarding fresh tomatoes has been traced to Lloyd who ,after enjoying some undercooked chicken, double dipped into his bowl of salsa.
I have heard of a pig in a poke but poking a chicken is taking things a bit far..
Ole Roy dun found him a new meaning for the term chickenhead.
Geez, after his 15 mins of fame, I see that Jeff Gillooly moved on up after divorcing Tonya.
Madonna's secret chicken cutlets maker goes public with confessional book: My Chicken Queen by Frank Perdue Jr.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Fred wasn't fucking around with any "Friends" shit.
I've heard of trying to beat a dead horse, but I've never heard of fucking a dead chicken.
On a different note, can that guy's peen get any smaller? Don't answer, I've seen the Howard Stern clip.
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Why do it right when you can do it twice?
Boston Market's secret recipe for added tenderness.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Told ya Dave always was choking his chicken
in his mom's kitchen. Such a mama's boy.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Wayne got confused after watching The Dave Chappelle Show as to what the term "chicken head" actually meant.
the day international supermodel phoebe price lost her virginity!
Wow, little did I know that over time, as Michael K's little descriptions of celeb news got more disgusting day after day slowly losing whatever humor DListed brought little by little, that even he would sink so low as to post a picture of a guy fucking a chicken. Michael K., you've officially become pathetic and unfunny. I'm gone.
Guy: "Ha! No more problem with that headache, huh?!?"
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Chicken: "What's with the mini thermometer?"
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Ew, I could have gone a lifetime without seeing the conception of Paris Hilton.
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Well yes I suppose that would work, although removing the guts is the way I usually get the shit out of it.
Clyde missunderstood the recipe for Tur-duc-in.
"Shut Up Jethro! You heard Momma -- company's comin'! Read me the rest of the git-dammed recipe... I stuffed the chicken, now what?!"
eating or anything to do with raw meat
is so unhealthy!
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"Stanley, that better be me you're having sex with"
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Even Dr. House couldn't figure out how this guy got salmonella poisoning.
indeed..i too heard that chick was strictly dickly.
a dick chick, if there ever was...
I hope his dinner guests enjoy sloppy seconds.
Travis just KNEW he wouldn't be able to quit cold turkey.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Pheobe Price's father releases their sex tape onto the world.
Harold got so sick of choking the chicken, he figured he might as well fuck it.
Like it wasn't bad enough that he mercilessly choked it first.
My eyes!!! My soul!!! Mooooommmmaaaayyyy!!!
*cowering in corner*
Cletus took it as directions when his momma said, "Well, fuck a duck!"
Stick a cock in him....he's done!!
Old McDonald's farm has some new noises comin' out of there now.
Eeeyieeeyioooooh....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Jethro's take on Bone-in Chicken Cordon Bleu.
Kentucky Fried Blowjob
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
So this is what is in the Colonel's secret KFC receipe...
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Fuck you Michael K! I was just following your advise after you posted: " I'd still hit it." Can't I have some privacy with my beloved Phoebe?
Perdue Chicken - A family commitment to quality since 1920
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Dick happens! - MK
The consequences of running around like a chicken with your head cut off.
I built barns for half of these people.
But do they call me Barn Builder?
No!
I fell a moose every year and feed the other half.
Do they call me Moose Hunter?
NO!
Each year at Hallowe'en I give out the most and the best candy to all the little children.
Do they call me Candy Man?
NO!
But I fuck ONE damn chicken!...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
The secrets in the sauce...
What would Pam Anderson think???