Wednesday, July 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!
Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. - The C Word
Runners-up:
"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November! - David Lerner
Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there. - Madam S.
The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it's extremely NSFW. It's also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!
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This is why you never eat at a KFC in Arkansas
Chanels "Fuck You Phoebe Price" campaign debuts today....
Submitted by kara686 on July 29, 2008 - 5:20pm.
whoever eats that chicken will get salmonella and VD
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No, no - they will get semenella!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Though Chasey Lain was never seen or heard from again, her crack pussy did manage to escape and went on to become a well-respected star in the industry. It appeared in numerous blockbusters, including: The Farmer's Wife vols 4-9, Pigeonholers vols 1-8, and Fowl Balls 11(screencap above).
whoever eats that chicken will get salmonella and VD
I hope he nuked it first...
I'd rather sell drugs than cutco...
and this is my creepy Uncle Chicken Fucker...
he is my favorite . He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
c'mon baby, let me just put the tip in. I promise, it won't hurt at all. Just the tip I promise.
Thanks for dinner! The chicken is so moist, and, um, so is the stuffing?!
GROSS!
WHY?
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
Julia Child may be a great cook, but she didn't have this guy's special "baster" for the gravy inside.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
After several tries in the lab with no results, Dr. Fred Jenkins tried to create a disease called Salmanellapes, an exact fusion of Salmonella and Herpes.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
...basting rotisserie chickens at Sam's Club was a job Derek could really get into...
Don't judge. Not all of us can afford a robot callgirl.
Neither the chicken NOR the egg came first.
Hey! Somebody got Herpes all over my E. Coli!
MK how do you choose? S-O M-A-N-Y G-O-O-D E-N-T-R-I-E-S.
Thanksgiving just isn't the same without uncle Ronnie's special sauce.
Previews to Phoebe Price's sex tape: Out next week!
The Miracle of Life: Phoebe Price Edition
Butterball Turkeys--our turkeys have balls!
the look on his face is SICK
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Jennie-O Turkeys give him more pleasure!
Phil really didn't get the expression "fuck a duck".
ill bet the fucker ate the chicken after he did this shit with it.
I'm just so glad it was not a real chicken. welllllll then again, is bestiality better with dead animals? I guess so, since the poor critter won't feel pain.
Like sand through the hour glass,
these are the questions
MK forces us to ponder.
Taking "fresh meat" WAYYYY to literally.
Submitted by musaw on July 29, 2008 - 3:06pm.
he is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
Uh...girlfriend, this winner's all yours.
sweetas:
hahahah, suuuuuuuuuuuper clever my darling :)
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Gross!!! That's a male chicken!
:p
Submitted by Maverick2464 on July 29, 2008 - 12:49pm.
While serving time in the LA Jail for DUI, Foghorn Leghorn was overheard saying, "I said, I said, I said - don't be sticking that thing in there."
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outright prolonged laughter
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
he is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw him at """""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight
reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9M7bsx10I&feature=related
Not your Grandmother's stuffing...
I thought Paris made only one sex tape.
Awwww, his poor little monkey can't even get head from a chicken...
Carl couldn't afford the Phoebe Price blow-up doll, so he found the next best thing.
While serving time in the LA Jail for DUI, Foghorn Leghorn was overheard saying, "I said, I said, I said - don't be sticking that thing in there."
Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com
"Hell Maw - this'll taste e'en better than when we basted it with purple drank!"
The new slogan from the cows at chick-fila: Hit more chicken.
I never realized "Choking Your Chicken" actually involved real poultry.
Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com
I don't like chicken and shrimp together.
And now we know the true identity of Chicken Little.
So that's why the chicken crossed the road.
Try those little cornish hens...they are much tighter.
Thank goodness he gave up pork, the other white meat.
Choking the chicken....he's doing it wrong.
Chicken dinner, with benefits.