Wednesday, July 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!
Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. - The C Word
Runners-up:
"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November! - David Lerner
Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there. - Madam S.
The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it's extremely NSFW. It's also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!
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What?? Chicken butt.
Gordon Ramsay shows the Hell's Kitchen contestants his secret basting ingredient.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Choking the Chicken.
Yr doing it wrong.
So the COS did make an instructional video to show Tom Cruise how to get Katie pregnant!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Who came first?
If this is what happens to free-range chickens, I perfer my chicken to live cramped in a cage.
Submitted by Kelkundici on July 29, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Sex addict tries to quit cold turkey.
Very funny...
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Well, we're having the folks over for dinner and my MIL is so picky...she really tweaks out if we don't stuff the chicken.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Now the real question is, how is PETA going to use Pamela Anderson to protest this cruelty?
Hey this tastes like chi....oh god no. no. no, it doesn't.
Sam and Ella - a love story
Clnl. Sanders home video leaked
film at 11
After one too many Kids in the Hall episodes with the Chicken Lady, "Gotta Get Laid" became more than a catch phrase to Stanley.
After years of strong sexual tension, Michael K finally consummates his love with the "hot babe of the year"
Mozel tov!
Looks like the sercet ingredient for the Thanksgiving turkey his been revealed.
Sal Minelli serves up some Pollo con nada.
Stand back people!!
The feathers are gonna fly!!!
OH For the love of the birds....what the?
I do not even know what to say...
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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The latest celebrity sex tape: One Night In Phoebe!
"One Night in Paris 2: RAW & READY"
Sadly, I jerked off to this...
This dude is an inspiration. What's the point of growing the mustache if you won't go the whole nine?
Finally we have prove that A-Rod is fucking Madonna.
I'm not the chicken plucker,
Nor the chicken pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck chickens
Till the chicken plucker comes.
would you take this to be a chicken, or a swallow?
small dick.
damn shame.
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
"Excuse me, sir... you're supposed to stick a fork in it, to see when it's done... not your pork!"
Having run out of EVOO, Junior had to find another way to lube his bird
omg fuckin sick
save a heart, break a penis.
Choke??? I thought you said I should POKE the chicken before a big date....
Tastes like chicken.
DebFrmHell on July 29, 2008 - 6:34pm
And no Poultry dishes.
HI DEB!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Sex addict tries to quit cold turkey.
BRADIFUL BITCH,
I noticed that too. LOL. Hoping his wife was actually the one taking the pictures. That alone would explain the next six months of "No, thanks. I have a headache!"
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...whatever.
The President of the Phoebe Price Fan Club.
Lawdy, this dude is wearing a wedding ring....
Yea, i looked for one.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
i gotta say though, i didnt know if this was a chicken or turkey
Damnit....didn't I say I didn't want any stuffing with my chicken
what'd the chicken say before it was roasted
DAMN IM STUFFFED!
Okay, the tryouts for the Next Food Network Star are getting out of hand.
"I feel like chicken tonight, like CHICKEN TONIGHT!!"
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"Suck it Jesus"
Vh1's where are they now, featuring the chicken hottie tried to cook in the microwave on Flavor of love!
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The crazed lunatic, sorry FAN, just couldn't handle it. He needed to be in chicken cutlets, and he needed it NOW!
- Jakeissuperficial
Man, how could he? That chicken is ugly
Yuck!
Not a caption but I WAS going to have chicken for dinner tonight. MK you're a sick fuck and so are your readers.
Kisses!
I am not going to click on this photo.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by David Lerner on July 29, 2008 - 3:38pm.
"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November!
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!! So many good entries, this will be a tough one for MK!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Bruce's foreskin restoration procedure goes horribly, horribly wrong.
"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November!