Wednesday, July 30th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!

Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. - The C Word

Runners-up:

"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November! - David Lerner

Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there. - Madam S.

The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it's extremely NSFW. It's also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!


VIA Discretos

Thanks Wesley

Posted by: Michael K
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WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:53pm.

not a caption, but this reminds me of one of the Comedy Central roasts, where one of the roasters made a joke about Andy Dick's mission in life is to give AIDS back to the monkeys ROFL

WTFOMGLOL's picture
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:51pm.

Step 1 of the in-vitro process that brought us the Brangelina messiahs..

Think creating a deity is easy ?

You don't want to see Steps 2, 3, and 4.

Trust.

Submitted by musaw on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:48pm.

ha ha ha !KFC Just saw him on millionaire dating site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:44pm.

Do you suppose that he had to buy it dinner first?

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:43pm.

Pamela Anderson's suggestion when asked how KFC could humanely prep the chicken.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:42pm.

and this is how we get samonella poisoning from chickens...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

chefcammi's picture
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:35pm.

Welp, that about confirms it... men will fuck ANYTHING!

☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:29pm.

Submitted by Toonkinstein on July 29, 2008 - 10:27pm.

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Miss American Dream.

Manimal5's picture
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:29pm.

I love "Shake and Bukkake".

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Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:29pm.

Edited......geez, it's my 1st night back and I have to be nice....it says so in the manual, page 9.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Toonkinstein's picture
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:27pm.

Match.com

girl_cheese's picture
Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:26pm.

Ohhhh, u guys are so funny my stomach hurts from laughing ...

IMRICHBEEATCH's picture
Submitted by IMRICHBEEATCH on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:25pm.

Seven herbs and spices my ass.

Toonkinstein's picture
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:25pm.

Living Lohan

Submitted by RandomNickname on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:21pm.

Intern interviews at Dlisted are in full swing...

roxie's picture
Submitted by roxie on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:20pm.

Can I please get the Turkey Tom with cheese, hold the lettuce please

Submitted by principessa908 on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:11pm.

And everyone blamed the salmonella outbreak on those poor tomatoes. Tsk Tsk.

Famousbeer's picture
Submitted by Famousbeer on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:06pm.

Dear Mr. Purdue,
The attached photo from your ‘experimental’ college days has me second guessing your campaign that you have a “healthy obsession of chickens”

Submitted by crackadee on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:05pm.

Yet Ted was too small to call this stuffing.

Submitted by hezbo on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:05pm.

Wow- He's taking the slang term chickenhead to a whole..........n u v v a.......level!

chefcammi's picture
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:02pm.

eh, chicken legs, chicken dick, chicken fucker- theyre all the same!☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/

chefcammi's picture
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 10:00pm.

"I dont care what you heard- no matter how hard you rub them together YOU WILL NOT MAKE FIRE!!!"
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/

Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:59pm.

Submitted by Sluttsville on July 29, 2008 - 6:55pm.

You seemed to enjoy last Thanksgiving at my house.

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

DeeDee's picture
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:56pm.

Bwhahahahaha Slutts!

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

BillLay's picture
Submitted by BillLay on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:56pm.

Eventually, the family opted for take-out.

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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:55pm.

Now, now....what some refers to as "sick", Sheeps refers to it as "Date Night".

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Submitted by MissJay on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:53pm.

This is not what I meant when I said the best way to beat a slump is to get blown by the closest chickenhead.

Jenna K's picture
Submitted by Jenna K on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:46pm.

brrraCOCK!

parkrangerpete's picture
Submitted by parkrangerpete on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:44pm.

"My High School Prom Night. 1986"

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it's a fuckin jungle out there

Lory's picture
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:39pm.

Not a caption, but you know you're really fucked when even spammers get to ridicule your ass and actually succed at being funny.
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Let me dirty up your mind.

Sandbitch's picture
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:30pm.

Fuck me - that wishbone is a sharp bitch!

Princesaja's picture
Submitted by Princesaja on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:28pm.

Submitted by cool121 on July 29, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Who came first?

LMAO!!! winner.

mas y mas..bow down, bitches!!!

Submitted by mastere on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:28pm.

ya debfrmhell just realized that... good catch

Submitted by mastere on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:25pm.

Top 10 things not to stick your peehole IN..

1. the family turkey
2. Magic Johnson
3. a shot glass full of super glue
4. a snapping turtle
5. a hotdog bun at the office picnic
6. a parrot cage
7. the lobster tank at the Super Walmart
8. the fence at the kindergarten playground
9. the space between Mike Tyson's front teeth
10.a large mouth bass

DebFrmHell's picture
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:24pm.

mastere,
Not to be picky or anything but that is 11 things.

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...whatever.

Submitted by musaw on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:08pm.

ha ha ha !KFC Just saw him on millionaire dating site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site/.

Submitted by CFunk on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:05pm.

Earl thought this was the closest he could get to face fucking Phoebe Price

Submitted by kat66 on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 9:04pm.

Hey Mom Whats for dinner? Oh Never mind Dad's doing chicken again

benrotten's picture
Submitted by benrotten on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:57pm.

And for this year's Thanksgiving celebration Pappy's gonna break out his special Turkey Mastur-Baser.

Submitted by Frisky on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:43pm.

Ed totally misunderstood the riddle... "Which came first the chicken or the EGG"

Submitted by jjmothers on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:43pm.

In A. Rod's later years, he found strange ways to re-live his affair with Madonna.

Submitted by bananafanafofara on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:39pm.

And that's why they call it a Butterball.

Submitted by Sethwick on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:38pm.

Bone-in chicken.

wblooney's picture
Submitted by wblooney on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:37pm.

Chicken - Limp Noodle Soup anyone?

mitchyul's picture
Submitted by mitchyul on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:34pm.

KFC = Kentucky Fucked Chicken

Sluttsville's picture
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:31pm.

If you liked Ronco's "Set it and forget it" rotisserie, then you're going to love their new "dick'n chick'n" rotisserie.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

Manimal5's picture
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:30pm.

Jack's secret sauce.

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nayslove's picture
Submitted by nayslove on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:27pm.

Funny, I had heard the next Tom Hanks film was a fuckin' turkey, this confirms it.

stefystef's picture
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:26pm.

There are no word, no words that can save the human race from the Apocalypse.

That picture deserves the biggest WTF ever!

Triscuit's picture
Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 07/29/2008 - 8:26pm.

Submitted by cool121 on July 29, 2008 - 8:14pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LMFAO♥

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Please do not land flying ice cream trucks on the bathers."..Larry the Lobster from SpongeBob SquarePants..

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