Wednesday, July 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!
Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. - The C Word
Runners-up:
"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November! - David Lerner
Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there. - Madam S.
The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it's extremely NSFW. It's also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!
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Is he giving the chicken head??
"Why, yes dear! I'd be glad to make dinner for your parents tonight."
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
More importantly, what's on the wall?
Seriously.....Cockadoodledon't!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Hey missy!! Is that a shot at me??
Ken said that chick was a dead lay.
I always wondered where "beat your meat" came from.
That chicken should never have crossed the road.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
His friend told him about choking the chicken, so Literal Jim went home to try it.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
His dinner guests never could quite figure out the flavor of cream sauce in his special recipe.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Wrong hole, dude.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
"What it is, Jizz Turkey?"
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Pollo Escandollo!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Masturbaster.
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This is how you get salMANella.
At last, we get to see the first film that catapulted Pheobe Price into stardumb. I believe it was called, Crotching Turkey, Hidden Cutlets.
Funny, that's not the image I got when Tony told me he preferred his chicks small and wet.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
"Nothing says loving, like something from the Oven"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Basting the Butterball.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Enough already, man; you don't need to keep beating a dead chicken.
Excuse me, waiter? There's a bone in my chicken.
the Real way humans get bird flu
I bet he went to Perdue college. Those dam fraternity stunts!
Kinda ironic slipping a chicken the hot beef injection...
See? There's really no animal cruelty in the process of making chicken nuggets. They actually really enjoy it, the sex is oh so good!
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That is all.
Gives new meaning to the term "choking his chicken."
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 29, 2008 - 1:11pm.
can someone tell me what it is? Im at work and I dont dare want to take the chance.
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He's putting his peen in the neck of a plucked chicken.
As bad as it sounds....
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Just looks like some dude who wanted to know what having sex with Nicole Kidman is like...
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...whatever.
Jimmy the dude is sticking his dick in a raw whole chicken. Good thing you cant look; it is NASTY!!!
This is the type of thing that makes women want to carry mace.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by jaydawg on July 29, 2008 - 1:11pm.
masterbasting his chicken
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STOP. Just stop. lol.
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thats a sad little peen
How chicken nuggets are born
masterbasting his chicken
can someone tell me what it is? Im at work and I dont dare want to take the chance.
JESUS MAN!!! (I clicked)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
A young Colonel Sanders adds the 11th of the herbs and spices.
I call my kids Chickens. I thought it was only me. Anyway, that's fucking gross. He should get a nasty infection for that. Scumbag.
Brings new meaning to stuffing the turkey.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Contest over, c word wins.
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PerDON'T Chicken
oh man, Im scared to look. chickens?!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.