The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 29th!

Gordon Ramsay did a bit more than culling and cooking the puffin. - The C Word

Runners-up:

"American Pie IV - Home for Thanksgiving." Coming to theatres everywhere this November! - David Lerner

Reason #1 why you need to make sure you're home while the refrigerator repairman is there. - Madam S.

The full CAPTION THIS picture is after the jump and it's extremely NSFW. It's also not safe for any chickens, so clear them from the room before you proceed. JUMP!!!

VIA Discretos

Thanks Wesley

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by xplnyrslf on Thu, 07/31/2008 - 2:03am.

I believe a little Viagra is called for....
give it 30-40 minutes, b4 hitting the carcass.

I mean, one can only HOPE, things will get better...

Submitted by novieskye on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 2:14pm.

Talk about chicken head!

Submitted by peaches on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 1:16pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 30, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 8:53am.

Animal House may have been filmed at the University of Oregon, but it was inspired at New Hampshire's beacon of college light. Yes folks, Dartmouth College inspired the antics in Animal House.

Wow, no wonder my NH college felt like I was living the Animal House Script!!! Living up in the Boondocks of New England makes people go crazy!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 1:08pm.

Congrats you hoolarious hoorz! LOL'd at all three of those! Way to go!!!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 12:29pm.

Way to go winners!!! In a sea of fecking hilarious, those were hard-earned (and well deserved) victories. Madame S.♥♥ is my hero!!!

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 12:11pm.

Submitted by madam s. on July 30, 2008 - 9:09am.

Kareem don't like it, he says it's not kosher!

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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 12:09pm.

You guys all Rock my Casbah. xoxox! Seriously.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 12:05pm.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 30, 2008 - 8:53am.

I think it is understood that TV is *always* the Caption This winner.

It's like when they make a list of the top ten drinking schools, Dartmouth isn't on the list because it is in a league of its own.

Animal House may have been filmed at the University of Oregon, but it was inspired at New Hampshire's beacon of college light. Yes folks, Dartmouth College inspired the antics in Animal House.

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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 11:53am.

congrats madams!

I still think TV's "Fowl Odor" one should have been a winner!

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Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair; the nights busted open these two lanes could take us anywhere

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 11:50am.

Madam S is the hwatest slut E-VAH!!!!!!
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 10:18am.

All very funny, winners! It's the sick, sexy photos that bring out the real DL comedy.

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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."

Submitted by peaches on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 10:09am.

Seriously, why do these sleazy dudes always have those mustaches? I've come to find mustaches as major turnoffs in guys!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by theboy on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 10:07am.

I heart the Madam !!

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 9:47am.

And congrats to The C Word and David Lerner!!!

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 9:46am.

Thanks you guys!! xxo I'm humbled since the comments were ALL freaking hilarious. I mean laugh out loud funny. And I agree that it was an extra fun Caption Contest, probably since we're all a bunch of sickos.

Love ya MK!

Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 9:43am.

Congrats to the winners! Funny shit!!!

Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 9:36am.

WOOHOOOO congrats you funny sluts! Specially you...yeah you Madam S!

But I have to say this: 99.99% of everyone's captions where hilarious!

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Submitted by cozi on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 9:23am.

Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "W e a l t h y L o v e s. c o m" to hook up with hot girls, ladies, models... OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things? It was reported on MSN Charlie Sheen has found his girl there last May

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:40am.

C Word!
You hawt thang you! Conga-rats!

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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:34am.

Congrats to the C Word, David Lerner, and Madam S! Funny Effers! What a fun "Caption This"!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:25am.

Thanks MK - I'd like to accept this 'award' on behalf of every funny bugger who posted - that was the best CT in a long time!

Congrats to David Lerner and madam s.(that was one of my faves)!

Thanks DeeDee and missy!

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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.

Submitted by Sayonara on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:16am.

Have you all taken a good look at this man? He has such a serious look on his face. This man is really concentrating on what he is doing. This is sick! HA HA HA HA

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:07am.

Chicken Lover!

^http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/203/Chickenlover.html

we don't say chicken f**ker, kids, we say chicken lover....

you will respeck mah authoritah!

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

Submitted by missy on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:06am.

yay!! congrats winners!! funny shit!!

madam s♥ - hilarious!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 8:00am.

Yay C-Word and Madam S.! *adding extra Baileys to my coffee for you hilarious bitches*

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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs. ~Homer Simpson

Submitted by peachy8 on Wed, 07/30/2008 - 7:15am.

Wally never had a cooking class and did not fully understand the meaning of 'meat thermometer'.