We Almost Lost Gordon Ramsay
The always sunny Gordon Ramsay almost met his maker (Satan) after he fell off of a cliff in Iceland while filming his show, "The F Word."
Gordon told The Sun that he fell from a 28-foot cliff and landed in icy cold water. He said, “I remember thinking, ‘Oh fuck’. My boots and my waterproofs were dragging me down. I’m an extremely good swimmer, but I couldn’t get to the surface. I was panicking and my lungs were filling with water. When I got to the top after getting my boots off I was dazed and my head was totally numb.”
Gordon's crew pulled him back up with a rope. He only had a cut on his leg.
Falling off a cliff wasn't his only brush with death. Gordon was in Iceland to hunt poor, little puffins for his show. One of the puffins bit his nose which required three stitches. The puffin should have aimed lower.
Gordon defended his decision to hunt them, “We had a license to cull 1,000. I didn’t realize how difficult they are to cook, but they’re very tasty!”
The next time Gordon is in Iceland, the puffins should push him from a higher cliff.
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YOU FUCKING DONKEY STUPID DONUT GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
Submitted by Talibah on July 29, 2008 - 9:25am.
Thanks.
As for eating puffins, I had to look up what a puffin is -- it's a cute little bird with a very big parrot-like beak. I wouldn't want to one.
BTW: very cute avie. Your kitten?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Who?
EDIT! " Gordon was in Iceland to hunt poor, little puffins for his show"
Prick.
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
puffins have a freaky face.
TEAM RAMSAY!
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What the hell, they make me consider beastility, alright not a good statement, But yeah they're sexy.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 29, 2008 - 12:22pm.
He wasn't rescued.
The ocean puked him up!!!!!
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Nice one Momus!
Oh and one more thing I wanted to add....................who in the hell wants to eat puffins?
puffins have a freaky face.
TEAM RAMSAY!
He wasn't rescued.
The ocean puked him up!!!!!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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That what this bastard gets for hunting puffins!
Who the fuck want to mess with these cuties? They are just minding their business and all of a sudden this asshole wants to hunt him.
That falling off a cliff thing is called KARMA! He keep messing with innocent animals like that and KARMA will step it up a bit. Maybe the next time he tries to hunt them he'll fall into an ice well.
What a douche to hunt puffins! UGH!
Which Brit in US do you hate the most?. I'd have to say Simon Cowell. At first, we were like "HELL FUCKING YEAH, YOU TELL THEM S". Now we're like "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH". I would consider doing 2 years in jail just so i can have 30 minutes alone with him. No not on sex charges, I'll only Rape a few Stars, Miss Theron is on my watch list.
where can one go to get a license to cull you, Gordo ? where ?
bet you'd be as tough as old shoe leather.
I wonder how many time he yelled Bollocks.
Apparently the collective loathing of an entire planet was only enough to knock him off the cliff.
oh well
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Surfing the apocalypse.
omg no!
puffins are soooooo cute!
while the old bastard's still at it, why doesn'the go hunt swans?
or penguins....
hunting is evil!
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He looks like he's been sampling the cooking sherry in that picture. I wish a whole slew of puffins had punctured holes in him so that when he drank, he would leak like a sieve.
Submitted by Deylaaf on July 29, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Maybe 'Divo' is better? Don't be afraid to whip it, whip it good!
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Not being rude but, Who?. I've heard that song and it's now in my head(thank you). But if he wears trousers like Mc Hammer, no thanks.
Hediva = Divo
Devo is the band that sang 'whip it'. Sorry for the shitty song stuck in your head.
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
Red Rover Red Rover, send Mirren, Craig and Prince Ginge on over...
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
pissy little closet queen
Madonna isn't even Human, alright Gwen(yeah), and err. We have Fishsticks don't we?. Unles sthat bitch took chris to the u.s!
We'll give you a 2-crackhead to 1-whore deal, even!
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Haha, nice. Throw in Kardashian will ya, We need more people with huge asses.
Submitted by Deylaaf on July 29, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Maybe 'Divo' is better? Don't be afraid to whip it, whip it good!
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
Like 1010 wins!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Deylaaf on July 29, 2008 - 11:00am.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 29, 2008 - 4:55pm.
I love this foul-mouthed beotch. I do. FUCKING DONKEY!!!! LMAO
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I love him aswell, i just don't know why come to the US. You guys are stealing all our "best of" people. Becks (stolen from spain but yeah), Ramsey, Vic.Beck (why not take Scary spice). Orlando fucking Bloooom. I'll give you Keira though. Most of the bonds!. The gay guy from Gossip Girl (think he's british). and some other D-Listers. If Pete and Amy move to the states, we want Carrot top and mini-me. Ps are there even Americans in UK? Dammit.
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Whoa! If Pete and/or Amy come to the states, we've gotta give you are #1 lister, Wonky McValtrex. I'm sorry, but the bitch has gotta go. Plus, someone needs to clearly explain to her that London is a part of the U.K. We'll give you a 2-crackhead for 1-whore deal, even! You give us the crackheads, we'll give you the whore!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Everyone thinks he's a real prick. He aint that mad really, in most of his interview he quiet laid back and modest. It's just on the show where he's a Hediva (is that a word?). Really nice guy and does things for the community in UK where we fucking need it.
When I hear the word 'puffin' all I can think of is Hef's gf squealing 'Puffin!'. So annoying!
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
Nooooo. Nope. You're not getting Johnny no way Jose. Take Brangeloonie, and Alwayssunny was right! You got Vadge and Gwinie!!! That's good, right? lol
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Almost does not count.
I tried it with a lottery ticket once, trust.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
i fucking love watching this asshole bitch bitches out but eating puffins? GROSS! that's retarded!
Beautifully poetic justice. If only the poor bird had nicked an artery.
People eat Puffins?! Christ, tourists pay a mint here just to look at them!
I can't stand Ramsey either. He's such an obnoxious asshole.
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 29, 2008 - 5:03pm.
daylaaf
The UK can take half of Hollyweird for all i care. I only ask that we have Kate Winslet.
Does she live in the US? If so then HA! LOL
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Nice try, no way we want half of them. We have enough people dying anyway.
AS FOR KATE. No way, only if you give us Streep. She's doing crap like Mama Mia, you don't need her. Just hand her. (throw in Depp will ya?) :D
Team Puffins.
Submitted by Deylaaf on July 29, 2008 - 12:00pm.
We happily gave you Madonna and Gwyneth, don't be selfish, now;)
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Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
~the Kinks~
daylaaf
The UK can take half of Hollyweird for all i care. I only ask that we have Kate Winslet.
Does she live in the US? If so then HA! LOL
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I think puffins are threatened in places, mainly because they're so easy to hunt. Wiki says: "Puffins are commonly eaten in the Faroe Islands where they are very common. They taste a bit like a sheep or pig's liver."
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"His romantic attachments ran to the, shall we say, exotic."
Who is this guy again? No, seriously, I have no clue and I'm too lazy to google that shit.
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Hi5.
I wouldn't have cared.
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As soon as you are able, then I am willing, to make the break that we are on the brink of; my cup is on the table, my love is spilling, waiting here for you to take a drink of
Submitted by Miss Priss on July 29, 2008 - 4:55pm.
I love this foul-mouthed beotch. I do. FUCKING DONKEY!!!! LMAO
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I love him aswell, i just don't know why come to the US. You guys are stealing all our "best of" people. Becks (stolen from spain but yeah), Ramsey, Vic.Beck (why not take Scary spice). Orlando fucking Bloooom. I'll give you Keira though. Most of the bonds!. The gay guy from Gossip Girl (think he's british). and some other D-Listers. If Pete and Amy move to the states, we want Carrot top and mini-me. Ps are there even Americans in UK? Dammit.
what a fucking bastard. SAVE THE PUFFINS!
***I'm only one stomach flu away from my goal weight***
Can't stand this pretensious, ignorant, wrinkly CUNT.
He thinks he needs to treat people like shit to make a point. Fucking prick.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
BFD - Ryan Seacrest wrestled a Great White, and managed to swim away wounded after almost being bit in half.
Pfft....
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
I love this foul-mouthed beotch. I do. FUCKING DONKEY!!!! LMAO
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