We Almost Lost Gordon Ramsay
The always sunny Gordon Ramsay almost met his maker (Satan) after he fell off of a cliff in Iceland while filming his show, "The F Word."
Gordon told The Sun that he fell from a 28-foot cliff and landed in icy cold water. He said, “I remember thinking, ‘Oh fuck’. My boots and my waterproofs were dragging me down. I’m an extremely good swimmer, but I couldn’t get to the surface. I was panicking and my lungs were filling with water. When I got to the top after getting my boots off I was dazed and my head was totally numb.”
Gordon's crew pulled him back up with a rope. He only had a cut on his leg.
Falling off a cliff wasn't his only brush with death. Gordon was in Iceland to hunt poor, little puffins for his show. One of the puffins bit his nose which required three stitches. The puffin should have aimed lower.
Gordon defended his decision to hunt them, “We had a license to cull 1,000. I didn’t realize how difficult they are to cook, but they’re very tasty!”
The next time Gordon is in Iceland, the puffins should push him from a higher cliff.
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hunting sweet adorable Puffins?? and the Puffins are armed with what? a smile? tsk tsk Gordon.plus Holly calls Hef Puffin.cough :)
still GRs He11s Kitchen and BBC shows rock.
love Hell's kitchen
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This meat/no meat discussion belongs on the LeBoeuf thread.
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Oh dear, I would have been very sad. I've been watching Gordon a lot on BBC America lately and I love him. Live on, Gordon Ramsay!
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Team Puffin!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Hunt Puffins?? That cunt!
Submitted by hopskip on July 29, 2008 - 12:16pm.
It's funny how someone always puts their two cents in about meat, but lack the science behind their reasonings. We are true onminvores. The science community has stated this again and again. Our digestive systems are definitely long enough to break down meats.It's actually a very efficient process. We produce bile salts and enzymes to break down protiens and fats that are extremely essential to our bodies growth and repair.
Saying that we were only meant to eat meat occasionally is incorrect. Moderation is the key term.
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On that note @Kizzy,
I'll have the same bacon cheeseburger, but put chili on mine.
Submitted by hopskip on July 29, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Whether "true" omnivores by nature, we humans most definitely ARE omnivores by choice, so your argument is moot. I, for one, have no intention of giving up eating other species, nor my love of chocolate. Long live the bacon cheeseburger! Yeah, I do want fries with that.
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Submitted by hopskip on July 29, 2008 - 3:16pm.
"Humans are omnivores."
While I have nothing against meat eaters, I feel the geekish need to correct this: Humans are not omnivores, the only true omnivore is the bear. We're designed to eat meat only very occasionally, like the chimps we evolved from, and do not have digestive tracts long enough to eat meat at the frequency the majority of us currently do and stay healthy.
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I´ve heard it was the other way around... that we have too long digestive tracts to be eating this much meat. But I might be mistaken.
Submitted by sevenmack on July 29, 2008 - 11:29am.
By the Way: Andrew Zimmern would like to have a word with you. He'd like to suck your dick in a flambe with bull's testicles and the beating heart of a cobra.
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In that case, Mr. Zimmern will have to take a ticket and get in line.
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"Humans are omnivores."
While I have nothing against meat eaters, I feel the geekish need to correct this: Humans are not omnivores, the only true omnivore is the bear. We're designed to eat meat only very occasionally, like the chimps we evolved from, and do not have digestive tracts long enough to eat meat at the frequency the majority of us currently do and stay healthy.
Geekfest Out!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 2:11pm.
This guy can suck my enormous dick.
Didn't know you had a dick along with your vagina. You are certainly talented and can take care of yourself better than any man.
By the Way: Andrew Zimmern would like to have a word with you. He'd like to suck your dick in a flambe with bull's testicles and the beating heart of a cobra.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 2:11pm.
This guy can suck my enormous dick.
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Careful, don't tempt him, I've seen this dude eat just about every kind of testicle imaginable, even squirrel testicles, so that might be too good for him to pass up.
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Meat is meat. Humans are omnivores. We have choices; meat or veggies. We can't stop those that love meat from eating it. We can't make people care about animals anymore than we can make them stop caring.
Most meat eating animals would think nothing of eating us. don't believe me? Just drop dead in front of your dog or cat and lay around a few days.
They will love you more than they've ever loved you while you were alive.
Best meal EVER! Lol
I don't know Momus. If you watch Ramsay's British shows, you actually find that he's generally a lot nicer than his reputation; he gives the business to critics and incompetent chefs, but they deserve it because the former generally don't know anything about preparing food and the latter should, but don't do a good job of it.
If anything, I've actually learned a lot from watching both "The F Word" -- the "F", by the way, stands for food, not fuck -- and the British version of "Kitchen Nightmares". Such as knowing that if a restaurant has a lot of food listed on its menu, it's probably offering a horrible dining experience. Most of us can't even cook two dishes well; what would make anyone think that a crew of chefs can do any better in cooking 40 or more different meals. That's why In-'N-Out, for example, is a far better fast food chain than McDonald's; there isn't a whole lot of crap on the menu.
This guy can suck my enormous dick.
I ♥ puffins
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 29, 2008 - 10:46am
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Sure you don't mean double up? ROFL
OnT: We should do a "Tipsy or Talking" montage, with pics like the above, are they drunk, or caught mid-sentence?
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I have no idea if puffins are good eats.
I also have no problem with anyone eating them.
I just want someone or something to give Ramsay his comeuppance.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 29, 2008 - 10:46am.
Hey everybody!!! Good afternoon!!
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Kizzeleh!!!!!
I can finally get off the Xanax.
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Submitted by sevenmack on July 29, 2008 - 12:58pm.
a voice of reason
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Fuck PETA!
Animals are here for our consumption.
If you don't like to eat, that's your choice.
But give me my steak, goddamit!
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If you live in a place where hunting and foraging for local resources is the primary means of getting food then yes, one can understand the eating of snakes/bugs/rats/dogs etc. Americans eat differently because there is no need for that here. McCorporations and mass food production have taken over and most people dont need to eat snakes to survive. Im not saying it's better or worse, that's just the way it is.
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The puffins should have ganged up on him like the little raptors did in Jurassic Park jumped the idiot with the stun gun.
I'd watch that!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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First thing, folks, Americans have the most limited larder in the world, only limiting ourselves to fish, cow meat, pork, chicken and the occasional duck. In Vietnam, snakes are eaten and in China, breeds of dog are bred for eating and consumption. And even in this country, rabbits, squirrels, pea-fowl, deer and other animals were among the foods regularly eaten until the mid-20th century.
Much of the world (especially the Third World), believe it or not, still eats the way they did before the emergence of refrigeration in the 20th century. That means eating whatever can be foraged. If you live in Iceland and can eat puffin, you eat it. So Ramsay isn't wrong for grabbing some puffin and eating it. And ultimately, animals are meant to be eaten. Lions eat gazelles and bears eat fish. So why are puffin any special?
Besides, most animals aren't helpless, as some of you think. A bear, for example, will kill as will deer. Puffins have defenses of their own and so do pigeons. The reality is that if animals were as well-developed cognitively as human beings, we would be the ones eaten. The reality of nature dictates that almost all animals get eaten by those bigger, stronger or smarter than them; humans, being animals like the rest, just happen to be a lot smarter than other animals. We're definitely not much stronger or have better natural defenses. Don't believe it? Try roughing it in the Serengeti without a gun or a jeep.
It's easy for those of us, who never grew up on a farm or never came from the Third World, to criticize people for eating what we consider precious, cute animals. But that's because we no longer understand how our food gets from farm and forest to our tables. Ramsay is actually doing a great service by teaching people how food is actually caught and gutted before it gets to the fine dining establishments the urbanized among us consume our dinners.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 29, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Did anyone see in the last Hell's Kitchen where Matt made Gordon puke with his white chocolate/caper/truffle concoction?
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I did. I have never seen anyone take a bite, and immediately puke it back up. Funny as hell.
Hey everybody!!! Good afternoon!!
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Next time he falls, the Puffins are going to cook HIM for dinner. lol
That would be great.
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If the Puffins had aimed lower it would have only required two stitches...
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...whatever.
Did anyone see in the last Hell's Kitchen where Matt made Gordon puke with his white chocolate/caper/truffle concoction?
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I love foie gras.. yikes!! I know its cruel. But its soooooooo yummy!! (the name is just french for "fat liver" which is exactly what it is and it is a french dish, so I dont see how thats pretentious.
It is cruel though Ill give you that. But really, most practices involved with rasing and distributing meat of any kind are also cruel.
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Hunting puffins?? That's some pretentious shit right there. Kind of like the sick assholes that eat fois gras, which is really just a fancy way of saying tortured goose liver because it sounds all sophisticated and stuff. Just eat some fucking chicken and leave the puffins alone!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
....Holly Madison will put out a hit on this asshole when she hears this....
Gordon Ramsey is my inexplicable crush; he’s not handsome, and he’s a raging asshole on all his shows, and yet he makes me hot. When he was in town last the only thing that prevented me from going to his book signing and drooling like a love sick fangurl was the fact that I couldn’t get the day off work.
My Gordon love won’t allow me to condone hunting and killing helpless animals though, that just sucks.
I love Ramsay!
But leave the cute puffins alone,Donkey!
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"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored..." MK
this entire incident was the universe's way of telling this closet queen to leave the puffins off the menu.
i doubt he got the lesson.
"The next time Gordon is in Iceland, the puffins should push him from a higher cliff."
Or peck his fucking eyes out. DOUCHE!
I have never heard a more horrifying story in my entire life.
I liked Gordon Ramsay a lot until now. I cannot believe he was trying to kill 1000 of the Clowns of the Sea.
He is Satan.
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It would be awesome if he got attacked by 100 of those cute little guys. What a douche
LMFAO at the puffin biting his nose, sounds like comedy gold!
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Gordon can't die! Who will be around to call idiots fucking donkeys, and donuts??? I am glad Satan spared him. He can hunt/cook anything he wants 'cause he is alright by me.
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Thank JEHOVAH and Beelzebub he's ok! Fuck, if Gordon Ramsay had died, well hell. I don't know what I would have done.
Donut is my favourite insult.
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I hate almost every single Brit in the U.S, well everyone besides Richard Fucking Branson. How can you hate a guy like that?.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on July 29, 2008 - 12:28pm.
As for eating puffins, I had to look up what a puffin is -- it's a cute little bird with a very big parrot-like beak. I wouldn't want to one.
BTW: very cute avie. Your kitten?
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Yeah, I learned all about puffins when I was elementary school and we went to the zoo to see them. I remember looking at the birds and thinking how odd and different they looked. But that oddness is what make them so adorable.
If he's going to cook puffins then I guess puppies and kittens are next.
What a fucking bastard!
i had to look them up and he is an asshole. they are so cute and he's calling them tasty. you knwo once they feel they get to a certain level in their mind they get bored. i wish he was turned into a puffin.
ARGGG. I hate this shithole. Good, good, good, Puffin! Next time, eat up his entire sorry ass! And especially rip his tiny little bully dic off.
I seen puffins in Alaska.
Cute little buggers.
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"I'm OK. You're...fucked up"
When I heard Gordon Ramsey survived his 28-foot drop, I remember thinking, "Oh fuck."
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08