JLo Needs To Retire
Some brain dead fools in Hollywood cast JLo in another feature film. JLo will star in some piece of crap called "The Governess."
Coming Soon has a synopsis for this stupid shit: "The movie is about a professional thief who, in order to pull off a major bank heist, poses as a nanny to the three unruly children of a wealthy widower. When she starts to fall for the kids and their father, she must decide if she can give up her past for a chance to start over." It's funny that this movie is about a professional thief, because anybody who pays to see it is getting robbed.
How the hell is this bitch still getting lead roles in movies that aren't going straight to DVD? I mean, when was her last hit? Let's go over JLo's illustrious film career, shall we?
El Cantante - El CanTRASHTE!
An Unfinished Life - An Unfinished Piece of TRASH!
Monster-In-Law - Jane Fonda was in this, so I can't make fun...NEXT!
Gigli -No Comment Necessary
There's a reason why JLo hasn't had a good movie since "Out of Sight." It's called "acting skills" - JLo has none. She was fine in "Out of Sight" because of George Clooney. Although, I'll admit that "The Cell" was kind of hot. But it's only hot if you're stoned out of your mind.
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hahahahahahah 1st laughter of the day @8:49 p.m.! ...and hell is my fucking so-called bday..so..thanks.
(about The Cell) and because Vincent D'Onofrio was in it.
["Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"
'"Before you're sorry" a surprised Larson parrots].-
Too funny to be true.
But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!
Who's going to play the dad? Kelsey Grammer?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 2:21am.
night, angel!
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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"
@ ESE:
Meh - she'll be back. I'll cut her next time;)
G'night, Night Owl> Hoot! Hoot!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 2:15am.
oh, i'm sorry... i didn't ask you to cut her too?!... geezus, i'm gettin' slow!
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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"
@ ESE:
Yeah - I'm not quick but I'm vicious. She's lucky I didn't cut her;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
I truly thought that was mophead Cheryl Burke
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 1:45am.
i knew i could count on you!...i think it's got somethin' to do with the "Lean Like a Chola" sig!LOL!
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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"
the new movie sounds like a 'trouble in paradise' retread!
@ESE:
O! I see!
Sure - why not?
****POW**** right in the kisser!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 1:29am.
i understand everything you've just said... so, you gonna punch her in the face, or what?!... hehehe!
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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"
@ESE
O, no! Please. Go ahead and knock her in the head - I'll be more than happy to point and laugh:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
@ ESE:
Ew. And now I just read it. Ick.
The idea of her looking up from under her eyelids and speaking in that ultra soft voice...AGAIN. Ugh.
You know - she was good in U-Turn. When she was really nothing but a psychotic piece of ass. She couldn't act then either but you could forgive her back then.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 1:23am.
uh huh, i think this is what counselors call a break through.... now, just for me ... punch J-Lo in the face!.. what? too much?!
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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"
Has she had plastic surgery b/c her eyes look weird...or maybe it's just her face...she can't act her way out of a paper bag so how she gets movie roles is beyond me...gah
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**Cake, or death?** Eddie Izzard
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 30, 2008 - 1:19am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 1:17am.
see, doesn't it feel good to let that out?!
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It does, in fact! She is hideous. There. I said it again!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Submitted by angel_i on July 30, 2008 - 1:17am.
see, doesn't it feel good to let that out?!
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"Well, I got thrown out of work on the Kokomo.
Well, don't ask me what I'm doing, 'cause I don't know, yeah!"
I have never hated a picture of J.Lo more than this one. I've passed over this post so many times because I hate it...but now I have to make myself sleepy so I'm saying it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Miss American Dream.
Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Yes, but like every other rich ass in America, she thinks she can buy intelligence, class and beauty.
And I guess the public reinforces her shit by buying her shit.
I've been thinking about this and it's Britshit that's made me think. Yes, britney inspired thought. Her new song is I'm not an ATM. Well, all these dumb bitches need to hear the public is not an ATM and stop giving them money. They look, act, and sing like shit.
As far as I am concerned, all of her flops are a result of bad karma (and scripts). Ho tried t position herself as the next Julia Roberts with Oprah's money and it didnt work. Most of her movies are some reworking of a Julia Roberts flick. The last straw for me is when she stole Marc (who is talented) from Dayanara and then made her sign a confidentiality agreement preventing her from talking about it. Ho!
oh and to everyone on this board:
this isn't j-whore.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
boring...go raise the twins
Mr. Mercury:
slap the shit out of her? i HAVE to see monster inlaw just to get a look at that one scene!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
MillyaBella:
oh sweety you know it won't get any major promotion but this is how arrogant she is. she honestly believes she's a great actress and her hunger for money is so big that she will keep making crappy movies and in turn loose lots of money. but i don't mind. i enjoy it when i hear all of her movies have flopped and that her music sucks. call me evil but i just hate the bitch. pure and simple. F-you j-whore!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Anyone going to comment J.HO hasn't had a major studio contract in years. That the last three movies, as is this one, is being produced by her film company. Clever p.r. stunt to get her name out there, since she has probably already blown the money she got for pimping her kids to People Mag. Considering every project the company produced FLOPPED never going into theaters, I wager this one doesn't get a major motion picture release either.
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
who did this bitch have to suck off in order to get this role?
why the hell am i here?
This studio must like loosing money. don't they know that this chola (and she REALY LOOKS LIKE ONE IN THIS PHOTO; A SPANISH CHOLA) skank can't act? or did j-whore do what she usally does to get roles: blow someone?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on July 29, 2008 -11:40am.
I thought El Cantante was pretty good. I thought they were both good.
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Marc Anthony was great in "El Cantante", but they could have let someone else play her role.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
She sort of picks roles that are the same so this is no stretch. She's barely unemployable as is, so the best she can do is keep her fortune and take care of those babies.
Your face!
This sounds like a Lifetime Movie: "Our Nanny, the Assassin." Lifetime movies always have the movie synopsis in the title,lol; and on that note I'm off to watch Tori Spelling in "Mother May I Sleep with Danger" on the LT movie network. Good Stuff =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
It guts me that people think of her and Selena at the same time. She never should have gotten that part and maybe the world would have never heard of her big ass except for the Fly Girl thing. Go take care of your babies & disappear, bitch. But I'm not bitter LOL
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Remember when J Lo. was sexy?
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Enough with the Great Lash Mascara already.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site", according to the officials of that site.
Is she not past the age of playing the ingenue? I mean she is pushing 40 and she still can't act.
I once watched the Cell on acid, but I was coming down so I didn't see anything trippy, I fell asleep.
I feel like JLo was already in a film sickeningly close to this one...
Maid in Manhattan?
Only this time she's a nanny.
Nice, JLo. It's good to see that some of us can keep it original.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 29, 2008 - 11:29am.
Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 12:40pm.
OK, I just added The Cell to my Netflix list...but only because I ♥♥♥ Vince and Vincent.
Especially Vincent.
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Yeah, I loved Vincent back then too, before he became the bloated mess (ego and ass) that he is today. As a huge Law and Order fan I was just crushed at the way he has ruined the franchise. I loved him and expected so much more, but his performance in that series is absolutely EXCRUCIATING.
Mrs.Kravitz on July 29, 2008 - 12:40pm.
OK, I just added The Cell to my Netflix list...but only because I ♥♥♥ Vince and Vincent.
Especially Vincent.
- Visually, it's stunning. And the Vincents are worth the viewing.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
J-Lo is that typical, aging, one-trick pony who refuses to accept that the party is over, and that people's tastes have moved on.
Pussycat Dolls -- this is your future (not the wealth --- the pathos). Or at least for Nicole; I think the others already have one leg inside the Carrow's uniform.
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It takes a HELL of a lotta willful suspension of disbelief that J-Lo would be in the same room with young children. They oughta call it "Giggly" since it sounds like one of those standard bad-guy-turns-good-because-of-cute-kids movies.
I can't be the only one who glanced at that busted face and thought they were seeing Phoebe Price.
Forget about her movies.....WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FACE?????????
Thanks Hollywood, you just verified my evil ways of movie pirating for the next 5 years at the least.
Because if you pay that talentless stupid ho, you have way too much excess money and positively don't need a rusty cent from me.
oh, i thought that was Tila Taquila...
She looks kind of like a busted Beyonce in this picture.
She still has preggo face. Her nose looks like it's about to give birth.
JLo tries so hard. Really she does. But she'll never be more than a glorified backup dancer to me that broke through.
She worked her way up the heaux totem pole very quickly. I commend her on that. She should thank her ass and other orifices.
At least Paula (Coke Is It!) Abdul knows her place (sort of).
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
Although, I'll admit that "The Cell" was kind of hot. But it's only hot if you're stoned out of your mind
and because of Vincent D'Onofrio and Vince Vaughn at their pre-bloat prime.